Strawbe

It’s 8am and I'm already being chased by a man in a mask. Welcome to the simulation, Get in loser we’re gen rushing. Come find me on twitch @ strawbemango

Matt told me to tell you that I’m live right now on twitch and that you should definitely come check it out and that if you don’t then you’re a chicken and something about your mom, but I don’t remember.

There won’t be a stream tonight, I’m still pretty sick and need another day or two to rest and recover.

I like to close my eyes and pretend I’m in my happy place at a seafood boil eating some crab legs … other times I can’t escape the weirdos..
sometimes streaming on Twitch gives me nightmares…

Waiting for Halloween decorations. Idc if it’s July…

It’s been four days too long!! It’s time for a DBD stream! Strawbemango on twitch! Come hang out for your chance to win absolutely nothing…
For free!

Things I could do when I was younger but can’t do in my 30’s without being in pain the next day:
1) sleep on the couch
2) ride in the car for more than an hour
3) sneeze
4) stand up without my knees cracking
5) Exist apparently

I’m not a main character or a background character, I’m more like a recurring problem.
I could be your reoccurring problem if you would just follow me 🥰

Top 5% for healing. Top 5% for dying. Top 4% for wiggling.
I’m either a guardian angel or a liability. There’s no in-between in DBD!

strawbemango - Twitch I’m Strawbe, DBD’s favorite dumpster fire. Terrible at looping, worse at juking, but a champion at screaming, running in circles, and blurting out nonsense 90% of the time. If you want chaos, panic, ...

www.twitch.tv/strawbemango

If you’re seeing this, congratulations.
You’ve been selected by the algorithm to witness peak pink-haired chaos, high-pitched DBD screams, and a streamer who runs directly into danger.
Follow now or regret absolutely nothing forever.

a woman sits at a table with a mug that says emm Alt: a woman sits at a table with a mug with her hands on her hair and eyes wide while math equations are floating on the screen

Today’s Dilemma:
You gain $5 every time someone lies to you…
BUT you lose $20 every time you lie.

Would you end up rich or broke?
Be honest.

a man is squatting in a hallway with an exit sign above him Alt: a man is panicking in a hallway, he tried to open a door to hide but the door is locked so he kind of moves to his left and right trying to find the next best hiding spot

Running away from my responsibilities like

Sunshine is for extroverts. Give me rain, thunder, a book and no responsibilities 🌧️💛

I need to know.. is it the ttv, is it bc I run sable? IS IT BC IM CUTE? #CapCut #dbd #dbdtiktok #pov #internalscreaming #streamer #sableward #survivormain #strawbemango

Sure it is 🤣

Toaster

16 days until the big move!