Cats, bicycles, beer.

Busy buzzy bee on my dahlia. Bees tend to like my back garden.

Lunchtime.

I went to Lyme Regis and bought an ice cream.

Just following orders.

Phew, just made the last water taxi home! Korcula, 🇭🇷.

Gingers being gingers.

It's comedy menu translation time! Well, a heatwave is coming.

Spring has officially sprung. David has his picnic chair.

Yeah, well, tis almost like it's bollocks.

I spotted this Grey Seal colony near Gwithian Towans, Cornwall.

Rufus.

Gwithian Towans, Cornwall. I'm staying in the little house with the big window and palm tree in front. I might move here...

Remember the olden days when we all thought Dan Quayle was a bit stupid?

"Got done", I suppose by that he means,"achieved". Anyway, as fact-checkers are now so verboten, can't the employees come out with any old tosh? Yes, dear Musk, last week I completed the maze at Knossos.

I have David and Rufus.

So I boasted to my friends that I'd spend my time in the Philippines soaking up the sunshine on beaches. Instead, I end up freezing my nips off and soaking wet on the Philippines' highest road at over 2400m.

This is guaranteed to brighten up anyone's day.

Bin day in Banaue, Philippines.

An ocean ride with Barry. Patapat Viaduct, Philippines.

Roots!

For my bimble around The Philippines I thought I'd hire a Harley Davidson, but instead, I went for something bigerer and more powerfulerer. So here she is. I have named her, meet Barry Sheene. I can honestly say learning how to ride Barry through the streets of Manila was utterly terrifying.

More bimbling around Manila and Quezon City.

Food and cats. Manila.

Bimbling around Manila.

Transiting through Guangzhou on my way to Manila. Nipped to the loo. This is the control panel for the loo. Now, which one is flush?

Rufus.

David top.

To be able to sleep this well! Rufus showing us how it's done! (His snoring sounds rather ghostly, whatdya reckon?)

David and his distinctive purr. Turn it up to 11!