Count Binface

NEW TRASH TALK KLAXON! The latest edition of my galactically renowned podcast is out now, with special guest Jan Ravens, plus exclusive cameos from Kirsty Wark, Theresa May AND Liz Truss. Well, kinda. Get it in your ears here! pod.fo/e/30aa9b

Flash #AskBinface! Send me here any posers you have for Prime Binister’s Question Time, and I’ll answer the best ones in my new episode of Trash Talk which drops tomorrow, with special guest Jan Ravens!

COUNT BINFACE MOVIE!
To prove that a politician can play a round without cheating, I'm releasing a galactic premiere. An 18-minute film of me playing 18 holes of crazy golf with Ben Fogle! See the whole thing by subscribing to me at BetterThanX.co.uk. Here's a taster...

In 200 days? I can show you 46 now.

BRAND NEW BINFACE! The latest episode of my intergalactic podcast Trash Talk is out NOW, with special guest @helenlewis.bsky.social, as we dissect the thorny and bigly subject of genius. Get it in your ears here! pod.fo/e/304c97

YouTube video by Count Binface Count Binface versus the world's media

I reckon you might enjoy a little Monday pick-me-up: Count Binface versus the world's media. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj7p...

Off With Their Hereditaries BIG READ! The Count Binface Peer Review

What should we do with the hereditary peers? According to a current Lord they should be kept because, amongst other reasons, 'one of them is a vet'. Read my FULL INTERGALACTIC REPORT on the Lords here! countbinface.substack.com/p/off-with-t...

Off With Their Hereditaries BIG READ! The Count Binface Peer Review

Seeing as no other political party has the guts to do it, I guess it’s all down to me. So - drum roll please - I present my full review of The House of Lords! You can probably imagine my conclusion, but as every good teacher says, show your working. countbinface.substack.com/p/off-with-t...

Off With Their Hereditaries BIG READ! The Count Binface Peer Review

Seeing as no other political party has the guts to do it, I guess it’s all down to me. So - drum roll please - I present my full review of The House of Lords! You can probably imagine my conclusion, but as every good teacher says, show your working. countbinface.substack.com/p/off-with-t...

Hi Carol! Can you follow me here so I can DM you? Thanks! CB

ANOTHER Binface policy enacted.
Now to cap it at 80…

Absolutely loved this episode. And I would absolutely back your policy of restricting access to supermarkets on the weekends. It was carnage today!

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Well that’s very kind. A human called
Harry just chucked me a fiver for doing what I do. If you’d like to micro-fund my intergalactic campaign, you can bung me the price of a croissant or whatever you fancy here: www.ko-fi.com/countbinface - to Binfinity and beyond! CB x

I proposed that Hammersmith Bridge must be (a) repaired and (b) renamed Wayne. And I stand by it.

I fixed Grok.

EXCLUSIVE! New episode of my podcast Trash Talk OUT NOW, with special guest Mark Gatiss. Here he is sharing a brilliant story about a certain former Prime Minister. Treat yourself to the full episode and subscribe to the greatest show in the omniverse! pod.fo/e/2f7803

The Take it With a Pinch of Salt Path.

Time now for the Missing Words round…

One year ago today!

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If the Tories shed tears for what they did to Britain over 14 years…

TRASH TALK is BACK! The greatest podcast in the omniverse returns for a brand new series, with a galaxy of lovely guests, starting with the human author IAN RANKIN! @ianrankin1.bsky.social. Get it in your ears here and subscribe wherever you get your pods! pod.fo/e/2f22ea

Huge fun…!

TRASH TALK is BACK! The greatest podcast in the omniverse returns for a brand new series, with a galaxy of lovely guests, starting with the human author IAN RANKIN! @ianrankin1.bsky.social. Get it in your ears here and subscribe wherever you get your pods! pod.fo/e/2f22ea

Glastonbury rocks! #MakeEarthGreatAgain #58

No wonder he wanted to wake up Maggie.

VIVA GLASTONBURY!

Next holiday replacement for @mrjamesob.bsky.social? #LovingBinfaceCompletely

In a mad world it’s the sane choice.