@countbinface.bsky.social
Space politician. Sane.
Nigel Farage lets his mask slip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=acYP...
05.12.2025 10:38 — 👍 98 🔁 23 💬 4 📌 0Call me a mad alien with a Ceefax fetish but I don’t think you should be allowed to drastically change the justice system without asking voters in advance. Starmer and Lammy, if you think this is so important you need to call an election and make your case. I’m free in January.
03.12.2025 16:52 — 👍 203 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 0In bins we trust.
03.12.2025 11:17 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some heavy lifting would be a start.
03.12.2025 11:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🚨NEW POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
All Evri executives to have their Christmas presents delivered by Evri, to see how they like it.
Love Christmas. Vote Binface.
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28.11.2025 14:13 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Read the Budget we should have got. My one! #Budget2025
26.11.2025 16:23 — 👍 74 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 1Boris Johnson
What he said: 20,000 more police
What he did: 23,000 fewer people
I am and have always been a faithful... to galactic podcasting. And joining me on Trash Talk this week is the perfect man to celebrate a BBC triumph in a time of BBC madness. It's Paul Gorton, and we're talking Traitors and a whole lot more. Get it here! pod.fo/e/3541ce
18.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Trump. Epstein. Starmer. Reeves. BBC. Trump again. It's a Smorgasbord of Shite: join me in taking the trash out in my bumper review of the week. Free for all humans! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
14.11.2025 20:27 — 👍 95 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 1
Kill? No.
Slay? You’d better believe it.
Stool sample claims woods faeces are bear’s.
13.11.2025 13:56 — 👍 95 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0Ok President Trump, if you sue the BBC for $1bn for spreading lies, I’ll sue you for the same amount. I reckon Planet Earth would crowdfund that. Then I’ll buy Mar A Largo, turn it into a climate change research centre, free Melania, and put a 1000% tariff on orange face paint.
10.11.2025 19:29 — 👍 739 🔁 169 💬 15 📌 4
Lest we forget.
09.11.2025 11:19 — 👍 205 🔁 27 💬 19 📌 4BRAND NEW TRASH TALK!
Joining me on the podcast is special guest @christhebarker, the genius behind the Sgt Pepper obituary montages. Plus my guide to the greatest elevens on Earth! Get the full show here: podfollow.com/trash-talk-w.... And here’s a taste!
Painted count binface mini from troublemaker games
And so to bed.
A figure of hope arises in the UK.
@countbinface.bsky.social
#Nerdlings
05.11.2025 13:52 — 👍 163 🔁 27 💬 6 📌 1
There now follows a Party Political Broadcast by the Count Binface Party.
05.11.2025 10:42 — 👍 169 🔁 40 💬 4 📌 3Maybe she is…!
04.11.2025 12:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy November! It's the 11th month. I am an intergalactic authority on everything. Therefore I have compiled the definitive guide to Elevens. From Rachel Reeves to my ex, get it here! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
03.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 55 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
Happy November! It's the 11th month. I am an intergalactic authority on everything. Therefore I have compiled the definitive guide to Elevens. From Rachel Reeves to my ex, get it here! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
03.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 55 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0Andrew does still have a title.
Clue: it’s pretty close to mine.
Start the car.
30.10.2025 16:40 — 👍 195 🔁 17 💬 9 📌 2Oxygene Pt 4 by Jean Michel Jarre just got played by @simonmayo.bsky.social on @greatesthitsuk.bsky.social , because it's no.207 in their new Top 500 countdown. Proof if proof be needed that the people who don't vote can cause massive repercussions just like the ones who do. #MakeYourVoteCount
29.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1Things that are making me laugh:
The Green Party have more members than the Tories.
I have more Bluesky and X followers than Zack Polanski.
#MakeYourVoteCount
Get the news you can trust, from an eight-foot-tall space alien with a bin for a face. My latest bulletin is out now! Featuring Trump, Strictly, Clippy, Traitors, Caerphilly and more! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
27.10.2025 17:16 — 👍 98 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1
Get the news you can trust, from an eight-foot-tall space alien with a bin for a face. My latest bulletin is out now! Featuring Trump, Strictly, Clippy, Traitors, Caerphilly and more! open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
27.10.2025 17:16 — 👍 98 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1
RIP Lady Annabel Goldsmith, time-traveller.
18.10.2025 22:02 — 👍 147 🔁 15 💬 7 📌 1
HOW TO SPOT A TRAITOR! (No spoilers, guaranteed.)
An official alien's guide, to kick off your weekend in style.
open.substack.com/pub/countbin...
Keir Your Enthusiasm.
14.10.2025 12:50 — 👍 183 🔁 46 💬 19 📌 2
