Elyse Explosion πŸ’£πŸ’₯

Elyse Explosion πŸ’£πŸ’₯

@elyseexplosion.com

Geologist by day, internet sensation by night. Fueled by sugar and spite. Gorgon. Youtuber & Twitch affiliate. Pink hair, don't care. I was on TV once. (she/her)

509 Followers 310 Following 3,548 Posts Joined Jun 2023
16 hours ago

I'm not even lying when I say that this would be an immediate deal breaker for me like holy fuck.

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1 day ago
Preview
a purple unicorn is flying through the air in a cave in a cartoon . Alt: A gif of the pokemon Ditto transforming into human form while jumping in the air

LAST MINUTE FUN! Going to play some more PokΓ©mon Pokopia in about fifteen minutes over on Twitch! This game has consumed my life for the last week and it's not going away wooooooo

www.twitch.tv/elyseexplosion

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3 days ago

The bitter irony of false spring is not lost on me right now. I was in a t-shirt and almost sunburnt on Monday and Tuesday, there were thunderstorms that kept me up last night, and now it's fucking hailing. Incredible.

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4 days ago

I brought four bags of them back with me when I went to Australia and I've been chasing that high ever since. Nothing compares, truly.

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4 days ago
A stock photo of a Horiba U52 probe and handset

Horiba!!!! Bane of my existence water quality parameter probe. We use it to get live readings on things like pH, conductivity and temperature amongst others. They also hate me for some unknown reason and like to be a massive pain in my ass!

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4 days ago
A picture of a young girl on Christmas opening some gifts looking very excited with the caption "this is who spent 12 hours groundwater sampling on Monday" A picture of an even younger girl wearing a large decorative hat with the caption "this is who you're asking to calibrate the Horiba"

There's a trend I've seen going around other social medias where you pair photos of you as a kid with what you do for work so I had a little fun

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5 days ago

If I had a nickel for every time I was invited to the wedding of a college friend I haven't seen in 15-20 years I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it is weird that it's happened twice

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5 days ago
Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"
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6 days ago

Oh my gooooood I need to see if I can transfer my island, I haven't tried yet!

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6 days ago

This is like, the most pure pop culture distillation of Sue right here, got dang

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6 days ago

My kingdom for cucumber Sprite!!! It's my first stop every time

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6 days ago

re: atheism prompt

My family has never been particularly religious and though we went through the motions when I was a kid it just never really made any sense to me, who has been a very science-oriented person my whole life

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6 days ago

I had joked about it being the killer app for me but like... then it quite literally was. Mr. Explosion picked the system up back in the fall because his Switch 1 was falling apart, and we got it as a joint purchase. I literally haven't touched it until now, and it is all I want to play. 😭

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1 week ago
A carton of chocolate chip cookie entenmanns ice cream

Why yes, instacart, I would

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1 week ago

There is something exceptionally brutal about having the first work day after the time change be at a site in Camden and not, unfortunately, on the sofa playing Pokopia

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1 week ago

I haven't clicked through yet but this isn't my queen Rockalina is it????

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1 week ago

I spent all day forgetting about daylight savings, playing Pokopia, loading the work truck, and then playing Pokopia again

game of the year, I'm cashing in my chips now

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1 week ago

The exploration is *so good* I'm having trouble remembering the main quest bits, but even when I do those they're good and fun too. I'm extremely happy with it!

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1 week ago

FIFTEEN MINUTES!!!!

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1 week ago

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

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1 week ago

SPECTACULAR, NO NOTES

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1 week ago

it was the #1 thing I coveted as a prize on the nickelodeon game shows and I was perpetually envious

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1 week ago
Preview
a close up of a purple cartoon character with a smile on its face Alt: a close up gif of a very happy Ditto with a smile on its face

STREAM PALS tonight at 9pm Eastern I am going to be a Ditto in POKOPIA!!! Provided I don't give in to the malaise!!! www.twitch.tv/elyseexplosion

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1 week ago

Oh fuck!!! Keeping my crossed for quick and effective treatment!

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1 week ago

I love this so much!! I collected so many charms for a bracelet when I was a kid, but never got them properly attached. I think they may still be floating around somewhere, i should try and get it assembled πŸ€”

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1 week ago

I can only imagine!!!! Is there anything an internet pal can do for you that might alleviate a tiny bit of the Bad?

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1 week ago

Oh fuck dude, I am so sorry. I'm so glad you're still here. πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

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1 week ago

my9games.com this is hard but also I haven't been playing a lot of games lately so who knows what I'm actually vibing with these days

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1 week ago

This is absolutely terrifying; I am so sorry

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1 week ago
A drawing of Pokemon Nidorino and Gengar coming out of linked up Gameboys to battle each other. Surrounding them is a Pikachu going through the link cable via trade, and the various menu Pokemon from RBYG.

Sorry to be a bit of a Slowpoke but here's something I wanted to cook up for Pokemon's 30th! Happy Belated Pokemon Day!

#PokemonDay
#CombotronArt

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