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🪐 🏳️⚧️ / Stuck in 2009 / Bassist, drummer, gunner, stunner / Wasteland Wanderer / Tiny horse show lover / Hard & high until I die Support for an awesome girlie 💚 onlyfans.com/kmdu59 💚
My gf with dyslexia read this and almost died
19.03.2025 19:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The girls 💚
17.03.2025 21:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A witch waiting outside a grocery store while laying with their back on a vending machine.
Waiting. ⌚
12.03.2025 18:48 — 👍 33828 🔁 4643 💬 239 📌 80
Monster trans pride 💚
10.03.2025 19:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"no" PLAP "you" PLAP "don't" PLAP "get it" PLAP "you" PLAP "cant" PLAP "say that" PLAP "you stupid" PLAP "attention seeking" PLAP "little" PLAP "faggot" PLAP
10.03.2025 00:53 — 👍 115 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 0everyones a germanophobe until a cute trans woman has a German accent🙄🙄🙄 hypocrites the lot of ya
10.03.2025 14:50 — 👍 42 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0BREAKING: Debris over the Bahamas after SpaceX Starship falls apart during test flight
06.03.2025 23:58 — 👍 7573 🔁 2416 💬 1077 📌 1370I was playing Rocksmith so idk maybe for playing Stairway to Heaven in a Guitar Center
05.03.2025 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me behind the wheel of a car
(They don't let me drive)
05.03.2025 02:31 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Just because they're low doesn't mean I have NO standards 😤
05.03.2025 18:13 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"would you fuck a tranny" bro would a tranny fuck you
05.03.2025 17:01 — 👍 334 🔁 60 💬 7 📌 0If you had one shot of E to seize everything you ever wanted
Would you inject it or just let it slip?
Her palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's alcohol on her thigh already, mom's faggotti
She's nervous but on the surface she looks calm and ready
To do her shot, but she keeps forgetting
"The CreamSickle" would be a great communist pornsite
03.03.2025 04:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A man says "there's so much hate in my heart." He picks up a Flying V and says "my only instinct is to write incredibly hostile riffs." Another man comes in and says "I'd like to listen." They both have a wonderful time.
01.03.2025 15:26 — 👍 16146 🔁 2305 💬 117 📌 85Yeah tbh
02.03.2025 01:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Neeeeed 💚
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Discord
28.02.2025 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Goodbye Skype, literally nobody used you for like the last decade
28.02.2025 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Practice one scale, and practice it for like a week straight. After a month you'll already be in a pretty good spot for starting bassists
27.02.2025 21:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t understand why I’m so depressed, doc… all I did was wake up, open my phone, and scroll through roughly 200 new atrocities happening around me in real time before I even get out of bed 😔 it’s a mystery
27.02.2025 18:33 — 👍 919 🔁 162 💬 17 📌 4Shrek 5 is looking awful holy hell
27.02.2025 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0204 and a half
24.02.2025 20:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't pretend to be something you aren't just because of cameras
24.02.2025 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"this can't possibly happen, there are rules against it!"
Do you even hear yourself
Like a DID thing?
23.02.2025 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Discovered that you're not supposed to have caffeine while pregnant...kinda comforting knowing I could've never had kids, trans or not
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