Tengrain

Their underpaid workers, of course!

PSAs, Cont.

I don’t think Hair Füror would mind if Vankie did this (the cheap screw would probably have 100 $1 bills to put in her G-String).

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News “It’s time for us Billionaires to take the country back from the lowly Millionaires who ruined it,” the Billionaires didn’t say. I do not know if this is real, but news organizations certainly think so: The San Francisco Bay Area will fill up this…

I wondered that too. But I did see it mentioned in one of the big political email thingies (Politico? Axios? NOTUS?) earlier.

#Billionaires: “It’s time to take the country back from the #millionaires who ruined it!"

A parade full of Smithers!

Naw, professional courtesy.

Some Fries With Your Stupid?

Sure it’s clipped, but how dumb do you have to be so say it?

The goal is North Korea.

I wonder who they will hire to march in place of themselves?

Midday Palate Cleanser

Sadly, that’s close to my signature dance moves. (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

CNN: “Trump’s name is mentioned over 1000 times, why not make him testify?”

@RepJamesComer: “He gets asked about it in press gaggles… Bill Clinton…”

Deeply pathetic stuff. The pedophile protection ring continues.

For those keeping score at home:

The Shape of the 4th Reich’s Plan

It’s not about cancelling elections, Hair Füror’s strategy is about making everyone distrust the results. From the Pod Save Whatevs Boys email thingie: Trump appears to have a two-part strategy to mess with the elections, Marc Elias, a prominent lawyer and voting…

Washington Post Begins Laying Off More Than 300 Journalists

"The Post’s metro section will shrink, and the books section will close..." www.nytimes.com/2026/02/04/b...

The Washington Post is shrinking the part that's about the DC area where people, you know... live. Makes sense, right?

[gift link and sarcasm]

Republican Strategery!

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (Thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie seems confused about why Democrats are not rallying around former President Bill Clinton: PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999: With Kid Rock doing the alternative Super Bowl halftime show and a baby elephant born at The…

The Shutdown Is Over (For a Week + Change)

So yesterday the House voted the budget out of committee (barely 217-215, totally party-line), and then passed the Senate’s legislation, and Prznint Stupid signed the budget into law. DHS is funded for 10 days and then it shuts down. Now this is where…

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

“We” (The Royal Wee?) He makes RoJo look like a Rhodes Scholar.

Great Memes, Cont.

Any questions?

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News It keeps happening: Susie Wiles: RED ALERT! WE GOT A LIVE DEMENTIA! RED ALERT! CLEAR THE ROOM!!1! Man, that was the bums’ rush! (I understand at a similarly filled presser the other day that he let loose a high-pitched squeal of a fart / shart and…

Midday Palate Cleanser

“Six more weeks of THIS, Hoomin?!” (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

More Inflation In The 4th Reich

Grandpa Sundowner cannot keep his lies straight.

The Future of Medical Care In Possum Hollar

Shorter version: “The Hologram Will See You Now” Longer version: Let’s see: first they destroyed rural healthcare to pay for tax cuts for billionaires, then: 1) Fancy Autocomplete diagnoses what’s wrong with you (for a nominal fee), and B) they send its…

The Miracle of The Orange 🤡 Economy, Part Infinity

“If you build it, they will dumb" U.S. Manufacturing Is in Retreat and Trump’s Tariffs Aren’t Helping Levies on imports were supposed to bring back a golden age of U.S. manufacturing. They haven’t worked, so far. The manufacturing boom President…

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Praise Jeebus! Melania Does Milwaukee is doing boffo Box Office: “Melania, a documentary about first lady Melania Trump, brought in $7 million domestically in its opening weekend, a surprisingly stellar haul.” “It’s an important reminder especially now—when…

If he wants golden arches, build a McDonald's

Bad Signs, Cont.

Uh... don’t do that?

And no one is talking about that time Laura Trump was No. 1 on iTunes anymore... /snark

News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Our corrupt and illegitimate SCOTUS has just added “opaque” to their sobriquet: In November of 2024, two weeks after voters returned President Donald Trump to office, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. summoned employees of the U.S. Supreme Court…

I think it’s something like, “Mangez mi Linguiça.”