Some Fries With Your Stupid?
Mars. Needs. Women. Seriously, Dude is about an inch away from the whole eating the cats thing (again).
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Some Fries With Your Stupid?
Mars. Needs. Women. Seriously, Dude is about an inch away from the whole eating the cats thing (again).
Midday Palate Cleanser
Total respect. (Direct Link To Instagram Here) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
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Recent political history has shown that you need to keep an eye on the antics of your "allies" at least as diligently as you monitor the atrocities of the Trump regime.
10.12.2025 16:53 — 👍 24 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0From Beyond The Grave, A Voice Rings Out!
Epstein: "TOLD YA!” Vulgarmort: Dumbo really doesn’t think, does he? The second he said “miners" I heard minors.
Case Study: In Your Guts, You Know He’s Nuts
”Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter!” Remember my premise: the context of Grandpa Sundowner’s rants should be that he’s on the couch talking to a therapist, So this caught my attention: On Tuesday night, President Donald Trump produced what can…
About Last Night…
Ride the wave! The mayoral election is not-partisan, but "come-on, man,” as President Handsome Joe Biden would say, everyone knows to which party mayoral candidates belong. Our pals at Electoral-Vote: "Beyond the partisan flip, and the extent of the Higgins' victory, there are…
Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day
The War on Woke Has a New Front, er, Font!! Secretary of State Marco Rubio waded into the surprisingly fraught politics of typefaces on Tuesday with an order halting the State Department’s official use of Calibri, reversing a 2023 Biden-era directive that Mr.…
I Want To See Hair Füror Drink A Glass Of Water While…
... "Kevin Hassett Says He Wouldn’t Bow to Pressure Over Cutting Interest Rates" "But favorite to be next Fed chairman agrees with Trump there is ‘plenty of room’ for cuts in coming months" "National Economic Council director Kevin Hassett…
As Not For Whom The Death Panels Toll
“I’m sorry Dave." OK guys, get ready to argue with an AI when you are denied care even from traditional Medicare (Medicare Advantage already requires pre-approval): A Medicare pilot program will allow private companies to use artificial intelligence to review…
Midday Palate Cleanser
“None shall pass." (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)
Quote of the Day
"NATO calls me ‘Daddy.'" —Grandpa Sundowner I was talking with a friend about why I find it so difficult to satirize The Orange 🤡: it’s because no matter how hard you try to exaggerate him for comedic effect, within days he will say (or do) whatever you said (as a joke); it takes…
Via @tengrain.bsky.social Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day mockpaperscissors.com/2025/12/09/h...
09.12.2025 16:32 — 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0No Intelligence v. Artificial Intelligence
As has been widely reported, the only thing propping up The Miracle of The Orange 🤡 ’s Economy is the build-out boom in the tech sector around the Fancy Autocomplete bubble. And while the internet truism ETTD is undefeated, he plans on touching —if not…
Make America Gullible Again!
‘I Don’t Feel Your Pain!’ Hold onto your wallets: Lord Damp Nut has decided that he needs to gaslight America again. "President Donald Trump will take his economic message on the road Tuesday to a swing district in eastern Pennsylvania, the first of many planned…
Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day
Fat Nixon signed mortgages on two houses next to Merde-a-Lardo in the 1990s, swearing that both would be his principal residence. As a reminder, this is the exact "crime" that the 4th Reich tried to remove Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook, and is trying to…
Bad Signs, Cont.
I promise I will Keer Cleap of this place. You don’t have to tell me twice, or even once.
Jasmine Crockett didn’t just launch a #Senate run — she lit a match under Trump’s fragile ego. The ad is sharp, fearless, and pure Texas energy. If the GOP wants to play insult politics, she’s showing up bilingual in that language. Texas hasn’t felt this electric in years. Sen. Crocket? Yeah!
09.12.2025 01:06 — 👍 618 🔁 173 💬 36 📌 18🎶 Old McStupid Lost The Farm…
...Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow-oh! 🎶 And we’re already at the bailing-out-the-farmers stage of the 4th Reich, way ahead of schedule; last time I think it was in the third year he eff’ed the farmers. "President Donald Trump on Monday announced a $12 billion aid package for American…
Midday Palate Cleanser
Sniff. Jerks grow up so fast. Sniff. (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
Don’t Blow It, Texas!
I love Rep. Jasmine Crockett maybe more than I should; it’s not just that she’s a great messenger (and she really is), it’s also that she knows how to deliver a spitball with speed and accuracy, too. Never, ever underestimate Rep. Crockett. She’s a boss and she totally rules.…
Republicans: ‘Turn Your Head And Cough’
For background, Gallup says 57% of Americans approve of the Affordable Care Act, three points higher than last year and a record high since Gallup started asking the question in 2012. The Republican Healthcare Plan comes into focus: Die Quickly. “Republicans…
Nice Work If You Can Get It
What are the odds? "Using transaction-level data on US congressional stock trades, we find that lawmakers who later ascend to leadership positions perform similarly to matched peers beforehand but outperform them by 47 percentage points annually after ascension.…
Shorter Lord Damp Nut…
“...moisten my beak." The longer version: Gums got the message:
Bad Signs, Cont.
Will someone please confirm that this is at the RNC HQ?
Overheard at Publix checkout:
Shopper1: these prices are killing me. Fucking Biden.
Shopper2: Turn off Fox and within hours you’ll be saying ‘fucking Trump.’
Shopper1: I don’t just watch Fox. Ever heard of Newsmax?