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Trevor Jordache

@kennethcockerel.bsky.social

We are stardust Billion year old carbon We are golden Caught in the devil's bargain And we've got to get ourselves back to the GARDEN!

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Latest posts by kennethcockerel.bsky.social on Bluesky

The Red-Man.

The Red-Man.

The Red Knight.

29.04.2025 14:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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So, so happy.
🙏🏻

25.04.2025 10:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Booze.

Booze.

Left just outside Cardiff at 06:00 and 20 minutes in the Services.
Yeah, not a too shabby time that.
Twelfth Man now.
😍

13.04.2025 09:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Anfield.

Anfield.

Spring has sprung.

13.04.2025 09:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Definitely not ALL Americans... but yeah. *sigh*

20.03.2025 14:15 — 👍 120    🔁 28    💬 10    📌 6

It was a photo shoot for Haemorrhoid Awareness Weekly.

20.03.2025 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My cheeks.

20.03.2025 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Meme

Meme

🤷🏻

20.03.2025 16:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Wagon

Wagon

Horse.

Horse.

🧐🤔

20.03.2025 15:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
BabyRuth.

BabyRuth.

Mmmmmm Slothy.

20.03.2025 12:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Chicken in a Beefeater?

19.03.2025 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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smokey this is not nam this is bowling there are rules . Alt: smokey this is not nam this is bowling there are rules .

Fucking Rebel.

19.03.2025 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a hat is drinking from a red plastic cup . Alt: a man wearing a hat is drinking from a red plastic cup .

Fuck sake.
The top of the pie before being disturbed is quite beige though?
Surely?

19.03.2025 21:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Then Beige and 1 other colour is allowed, don't try and go rock and roll with 3 colours on the plate though.

19.03.2025 21:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Freezer food should only be 50 Shades of Beige.

19.03.2025 20:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Yum

Yum

08.03.2025 14:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Anfield.

Anfield.

O'er.

08.03.2025 11:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Booze Aisle.

Booze Aisle.

Arsenal have lost do you say?

22.02.2025 17:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mmmmm Smegma.

21.02.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
DiaBeatles.

DiaBeatles.

Strawberry Cheesecake Forever.

21.02.2025 19:41 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I thought the drummer of the Foo Fighters was dead?

19.02.2025 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should have shot instead of passing that to Nunez.

19.02.2025 21:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and hat is standing in front of some trees . Alt: a man in a suit and hat is standing in front of some trees .
19.02.2025 20:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Good Old Harold.

Good Old Harold.

This second half requires a load of patient's and then fucking kill them.

19.02.2025 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dracula

Dracula

Kojak.

Kojak.

Dracula v Kojak, the match up you never knew you needed.

19.02.2025 20:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pips Easy.

19.02.2025 19:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hammerhead Shark.

Hammerhead Shark.

Spirit animal of the guy that just fouled Mac Allister.

19.02.2025 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tee Hee.
Syrian in the carburettor.
😂🤣

17.02.2025 19:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Rubber

Rubber

Heaven is a film about a murderous tyre.

17.02.2025 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Yummy

Yummy

😍😘

16.02.2025 13:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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