Trevor Jordache

Trevor Jordache

@kennethcockerel.bsky.social

We are stardust Billion year old carbon We are golden Caught in the devil's bargain And we've got to get ourselves back to the GARDEN!

656 Followers 742 Following 561 Posts Joined Nov 2024
10 months ago
The Red-Man.

The Red Knight.

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10 months ago
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So, so happy.
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11 months ago
Booze.

Left just outside Cardiff at 06:00 and 20 minutes in the Services.
Yeah, not a too shabby time that.
Twelfth Man now.
😍

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11 months ago
Anfield.

Spring has sprung.

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11 months ago
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Definitely not ALL Americans... but yeah. *sigh*

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11 months ago

It was a photo shoot for Haemorrhoid Awareness Weekly.

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11 months ago

My cheeks.

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11 months ago
Meme

🀷🏻

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11 months ago
Wagon Horse.

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11 months ago
BabyRuth.

Mmmmmm Slothy.

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11 months ago

Chicken in a Beefeater?

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11 months ago
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smokey this is not nam this is bowling there are rules . Alt: smokey this is not nam this is bowling there are rules .

Fucking Rebel.

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11 months ago
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a man wearing a hat is drinking from a red plastic cup . Alt: a man wearing a hat is drinking from a red plastic cup .

Fuck sake.
The top of the pie before being disturbed is quite beige though?
Surely?

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11 months ago

Then Beige and 1 other colour is allowed, don't try and go rock and roll with 3 colours on the plate though.

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11 months ago

Freezer food should only be 50 Shades of Beige.

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1 year ago
Yum
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1 year ago
Anfield.

O'er.

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1 year ago
Booze Aisle.

Arsenal have lost do you say?

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1 year ago

Mmmmm Smegma.

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1 year ago
DiaBeatles.

Strawberry Cheesecake Forever.

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1 year ago

I thought the drummer of the Foo Fighters was dead?

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1 year ago

Should have shot instead of passing that to Nunez.

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1 year ago
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a man in a suit and hat is standing in front of some trees . Alt: a man in a suit and hat is standing in front of some trees .
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1 year ago
Good Old Harold.

This second half requires a load of patient's and then fucking kill them.

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1 year ago
Dracula Kojak.

Dracula v Kojak, the match up you never knew you needed.

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1 year ago

Pips Easy.

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1 year ago
Hammerhead Shark.

Spirit animal of the guy that just fouled Mac Allister.

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1 year ago

Tee Hee.
Syrian in the carburettor.
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1 year ago
Rubber

Heaven is a film about a murderous tyre.

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1 year ago
Yummy

😍😘

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