daddy’s home

This is the perfect way to put it, and it’s so sad and frustrating to see. Unfortunately, most Americans are self-absorbed and have been conditioned to not give a shit about other people. I’m glad that white people are waking up to this reality, finally.

Come on now, show the class your work 😌

Ma’am your

how many did you get this weekend? of snow, duh.

how many did you get this weekend?
of snow, duh.

Happy birthday, cutie! Thanks for continuously blessing our feed 😌

A raccoon, labeled “me”, is stretching to hold itself in the air between two trees. The first tree is labeled “staying informed on the American dumpster fire”. The second tree is labeled “my mental health”.

gm

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.

Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.

Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.

ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

Trixie Mattel in the phone with the text “I’m calling the police”.

sunday scaries just hit

I hate you so much 🤣🤣

On my way 😈 I have some perfect snow day activities in mind…

Damn… 😍

Much 🤤 but unfortunately you still have on way too much… Don’t want you to overheat!

hell isn't real, so make sure this entire administration suffers the consequences of their actions in this lifetime

Stop now I’m hard 🫦

Gonna need you to come to Philly and keep me warm 😭😭

A tweet that reads “normalize politicians living in fear of the people”.

a good time to bring this back

A blonde woman pointing a gun with the text “healing era”.

gm

I love gay people because we’ll find any excuse to take a selfie like “just got in a car accident, my left hand was cut off, bloody stump realness”

Inject it directly into my veins

A gigantic pink cat figurine towering over a city is shooting lasers from its eyes as pink explosions happen around it.

gm sisters

I never have unprotected sex (I always have my gun)

Really need you to be my dumb muscle boy hole rn

I hear arguing burns calories though

Taste buds? If you insist

Ugh, your mind 😍 you get me

Need you to be my dumb muscle boy tbh

hungover within an inch of my life but I found a Gatorade and turned on Scary Movie 1