ok and with an @alixeharrow.bsky.social cover blurb 🤤 i am so in.
“elisabeth. beth. only.”
what does she mean, “jeans are pasta”…
u did what at church now?
happy anniversary!! 🥳
four score years and twenty years ago, i want to be sedated.
you know that song that’s like “we don’t care about the old folks, f&$*k all the old folks, f&$*k all the young kids too” but it’s like… real mellow and chill…?
oh, no, i was just enjoying an imagined long form version of jon bon jovi’s name.
hey! you keep Jonathan Bonjourno Jovial’s name out of your mouth.
i think this is a perfect time to pitch my new CONCLAVE DUTY movie idea. basically a revamp of Jury Duty starring Pauly Shore. it should also star Pauly Shore.
proposition: alphabits cereal spin off all Us and Ws called “UWUups all UWU”.
easter sunday on 4/20 🙃 hosanna in the highest amiright
like they say in lord of the rings. “potatoes. eat them raw.” 🥔
do you think this is related to the zoo thing, like are they retaliating against getting sent gay penguins? is mcdonald not sending their best.
actually make the pikachu face in real life.
horton can you hear meee … (streisand)
she’s just like me fr.
wow costar. get out of my head.
our studio has 182 and bmix as its base 🔺5/6 white clays — just grabbed a bag of what i used to hand build with, laguna mc65 and already it’s so much better. i pushed these 1lb tests around a LOT.
girl boss (wahh-ahhh) fighter of the boy boss … (wahhh-ahhh) champion of the job.
hashbrown cringe
absolutely do not do this : ) #sleepdivorce
have u tried being wildly unpopular? 😉
monster clock: one way of referring to Big Ben that british ppl do not actually appreciate. fun fact.
The Gay AgendaTM sunday edition
(actually, i meant to grab my water bottle but looks like i’m that lady w a latte, hogging the ‘good girl bad girl’ machine).
potion bottle trimming and like. adding a snek. because. 🐍
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ya i work in advertising/pr and i can’t even tell you what exactly bugged me about crypto and nfts. but super icks.
actually using a sobriety tracker for amazon resistance. 😶
i don’t have a lot of addictions but wheewww this one hurts. like my lil treatjunkie brain keeps popping up w suggestions for lil things that feel like a good thing to do/order.
