To this day 😤
When your music is on shuffle and all the bangers line up one after the other
Someone really hate kids 😂💀
My boss: You're fired.
Me: *Pauses Netflix* Why?
That one friend who always lie but their lies are interesting 😂
When life problems cook you so hard you gotta hit this pose
When you were freaky in the DMs but she finally comes over
"2024 is going to be my year"
Me in September:
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,661! 😳🔥
Me pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me or if it's just the song.
Everybody is a gangster until the real gangster walks in
Who else is watching the Paris Olympics opening ceremony?
We went from July 1 to July 26
in just 3 minutes
When I say I need a party, this is what I mean.
*Marvel movie ends*
Marvel fans in the theatre:
Life is not same for everyone
The 10 minutes I spend scrolling my phone before I sleep are the best 2 hours of my life.
Does anyone else find YouTube more addictive than Netflix?
When you put your phone on charge overnight but forget to turn on the switch 🥲
Just a reminder: if your stomach isn’t hurting, your nostrils are clear, your throat isn’t sore, and you don’t have a headache, take a moment to appreciate it. 🙌
Today's kids will never understand the craze for this 😌
My blanket when I try to find the long side at 3AM
