To this day 😤
02.12.2024 18:45 — 👍 229 🔁 24 💬 8 📌 4
To this day 😤
02.12.2024 18:45 — 👍 229 🔁 24 💬 8 📌 4
When your music is on shuffle and all the bangers line up one after the other
22.10.2024 17:17 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Someone really hate kids 😂💀
21.10.2024 17:28 — 👍 38 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0
My boss: You're fired.
Me: *Pauses Netflix* Why?
That one friend who always lie but their lies are interesting 😂
08.10.2024 18:34 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
When life problems cook you so hard you gotta hit this pose
04.10.2024 17:24 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
When you were freaky in the DMs but she finally comes over
25.09.2024 17:21 — 👍 23 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
"2024 is going to be my year"
Me in September:
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,661! 😳🔥
17.09.2024 14:36 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me or if it's just the song.
31.08.2024 04:04 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Everybody is a gangster until the real gangster walks in
07.08.2024 18:16 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Who else is watching the Paris Olympics opening ceremony?
26.07.2024 18:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We went from July 1 to July 26
in just 3 minutes
When I say I need a party, this is what I mean.
09.07.2024 16:49 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
*Marvel movie ends*
Marvel fans in the theatre:
Life is not same for everyone
07.07.2024 16:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The 10 minutes I spend scrolling my phone before I sleep are the best 2 hours of my life.
05.07.2024 17:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Does anyone else find YouTube more addictive than Netflix?
04.07.2024 17:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When you put your phone on charge overnight but forget to turn on the switch 🥲
02.07.2024 17:17 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Just a reminder: if your stomach isn’t hurting, your nostrils are clear, your throat isn’t sore, and you don’t have a headache, take a moment to appreciate it. 🙌
01.07.2024 18:08 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Today's kids will never understand the craze for this 😌
28.06.2024 16:59 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
My blanket when I try to find the long side at 3AM
27.06.2024 18:02 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0