@klurp.bsky.social
@klurps on Twitter chronic oversharer, yapper, and tamagotchi dad πSF
I can confirm that @klurp.bsky.social is a real person from my phone now.
16.02.2025 13:33 β π 25 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0men in LA are so needy omg get a hobby or a job!!!
19.01.2025 03:39 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think it was bc he was saying how heβs barely been with guys bc it wasnβt that good but Iβm good at what I do soβ¦
19.01.2025 02:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0love this
18.01.2025 05:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
just blew a guy who βjust got into dudesβ and at the end he said Iβm better than girls and heβs like βmaybe I am bi after allβ
18.01.2025 03:58 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0but then you need to take Frontier lol
15.01.2025 21:44 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0going βοΈ LA tomorrowβ¦
15.01.2025 06:49 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0need to hire a tax advisor this year bc I have to file in 3 states π this will be fun
10.01.2025 22:54 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my nose :/
10.01.2025 22:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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09.01.2025 08:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I know what I like πββοΈ
09.01.2025 08:14 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 2 π 2wish I was joking, I donβt even know when he did this either
08.01.2025 20:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
my hookup blew my back out twice and then folded my thong for me
08.01.2025 19:59 β π 63 π 1 π¬ 9 π 0I lived in NJ, worked in NY, and then moved to CA so I have to pay in all 3
06.01.2025 08:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0short guys are so fucking hot
03.01.2025 21:00 β π 55 π 15 π¬ 1 π 4I have to pay taxes in 3 states this year π
06.01.2025 01:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I ordered food at a restaurant at Newark airport and they called my name and some other guy went up and was like βthatβs my name but itβs not what I ordered.β turns out his name is Kurt too. whatβre the odds I meet another Kurt at the same restaurant at the same airport
05.01.2025 22:08 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0canβt wait to be back in SF and not have to come back to NY for 4 months
05.01.2025 04:46 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0using my DoxyPEP that I have a 30 day supply of for some reason to treat a sinus infection >>>
03.01.2025 05:45 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the way I took m*lly at 11 PM and was in bed at 5 AM and slept until 2 PM
02.01.2025 06:03 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0legit canβt read this π
29.12.2024 08:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want this for other people but I never want to be able to read my own
29.12.2024 07:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
had to ride the subway home with some guyβs cum plastered to my body hair
29.12.2024 07:11 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0growling and barking at my screen
29.12.2024 06:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0hi (louder than everyone else)
28.12.2024 09:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no comment
28.12.2024 09:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1who are you following that went to middle school in 2013
28.12.2024 08:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0sorry I just donβt trust anyone whose most frequented bar is the Stonewall Inn
28.12.2024 08:21 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0going to LA in January :3
27.12.2024 19:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
damn my body kinda goes insane here
26.12.2024 20:25 β π 49 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
