TimmySchneeks

TimmySchneeks

@schneety.bsky.social

Turns out it's mostly just dad jokes and puns. Paintin' some little stuff occasionally too. He/Him and doing my best to respect you/yours.

177 Followers 168 Following 748 Posts Joined Nov 2024
15 hours ago
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Charity commission to help one of my dearest oldest friends. Her daughter has been in pain for years and doctors keep dismissing her. I want to raise some money for a private diagnosis.

I'm going to drop my price for building and painting FW primarchs to Β£300 or ask me about any other single model.

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11 hours ago

yup, and if I remember the rules right, snipers with "silent" can stay concealed up there - making them hard to counter!

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11 hours ago

Love how Ripley's keepin' track!

Looks like some good sniping positions, but also decent cover from the pipes below. Nice setup!

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12 hours ago
Lakitu spotted on flightradar24 bravely flying through the no-fly zone over Iran

He's almost made it!

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20 hours ago
Photograph of a sculpture against a grey backdrop. The sculpture is light grey all over. It is a strawberry bird (a bird that is also a strawberry) perched at the top of a twisting and dangerous thorn branch. Photograph of a sculpture against a grey backdrop. The sculpture  is a bright red strawberry bird (a bird that is also a strawberry) with green leaves and yellow legs, perched at the top of a twisting and dangerous thorn branch.

Before paint // After paint

"A Curious Caution" is one of my newest sculptures, and available now at Beinart Gallery:
Beinart.org/collections/gift-shop-curios-art-objects/products/melissa-sue-stanley-a-curious-caution-flexible-polymer-clay-acrylic

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20 hours ago

I have been wanting to try ours for airbrush (or sponge) masking stencils, it seems like the cutter can do some pretty intricate/small stuff.

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20 hours ago
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Is my blue your blue? Test your color perception with this interactive test.

All the mini painters on here I've seen are scoring an order of magnitude below the .02 standard mentioned, I think you're right!

ismy.blue is more subjective, bet we could start some fights with that one

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21 hours ago

Has anyone mentioned conveyor belts yet? I'm thinking conveyor belts. No further questions please.

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21 hours ago

Bit of chicanery, calling it a strait really

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1 day ago
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a man in a black jacket and white pants is standing on a dirt field . Alt: a man in a black jacket and white pants is standing on a dirt field .

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

I hope it's not a big batch, that sucks! Hate seeing your hard work just...*poof*πŸ˜•

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3 days ago
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Good Boy GIF Alt: Wayne from letterkenny calls his dog a good bo'

He's such a good 'bo

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4 days ago

It's finally happened, after 27 years playing these games I actually won a GT. Never thought it would actually happen but some spectacular counter charges and luck here I am.

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5 days ago
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Another fantastic weekend of AOS here at the tSN arena

22 players, amazing armies. PURE ACTION

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6 days ago
The warscroll of Vizzik Skour showing his weapon profiles - a highlighted staff on one side and then all the little rats on the model on the other side

My favorite part of Vizzik is his second weapon

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6 days ago
A photo of a Warhammer Miniature:

Inquisitor Cartavolnus is a human wearing a midnight blue robe over iron-grey armour with gold trim. His dark skin is almost hidden under the hood of his robe, but his augmetic eye gleams out. His backpack is adorned with purity seals, and atop it stands a huge gold-edged inquisitorial "I", towering over his own head, in case you forgot who he works for.

In his hands - one gloved, and one replaced by metal-skinned augmetics, he holds a massive black sword which he thrusts point-down into a quite obviously daemonic book emitting a pink fire.

Inquisitor Catavolnus gonna change this obviously Tzeentchian book into ashes.

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1 week ago
Warhammer age of sigmar stormcast eternal with broken hammer. This model looks like a grey statue with moss and leaves slowly taking over it.

Ooh I like this one 😊
I turned a stormcast eternal into a statue being slowly taken over by nature 😊

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1 week ago
Gaunt summoner Herald of Tzeentch Tzaangor Kairic Acolytes

The forces of the Great Conspiritors Silver Towers.

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6 days ago
A second edition Eldar dreadnought (sans shoulder weapon) next to a "current" Aeldari Wraithlord

The more things change, the more they stay the same!

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1 week ago
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a man wearing a top hat and a purple suit is looking at another man . Alt: Willy Wonka props his head on his hand and says "must be nice"

Our win for today is the day-long rain HOPEFULLY getting rid of the January snow still on the ground

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1 week ago

I bet those ears are sproingy as heck

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1 week ago

Rob unlocks the secret of twitch chat πŸ˜‚

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1 week ago

Someone snitched, told him all the interviewer's weaknesses

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1 week ago

Fash and Furious: Dubai Grift

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1 week ago
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a statue of a face with the words where i come from in the north we used to have exquisite gourmet rocks Alt: The rock biter from neverending story: where i come from in the north we used to have exquisite gourmet rocks

Exquisite, gourmet rocks πŸ‘Œ

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1 week ago
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Would to know what you think if you haven't seen this video yet! Already want to do another restoration project now! youtu.be/4MkocreMJAc

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1 week ago

Guys, the one-upmanship... someone's gonna get hurt

And then you're gonna egret it

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1 week ago
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Progress on Lord Azazel

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1 week ago

Those blocks came from the "what am I gonna do, throw away a perfectly good piece of wood???" box, didn't they?

<takes notes>

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1 week ago
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a baby wearing a black shirt that says rock n roll on it Alt: a toddler toddles into the room and then OPE toddles right back out

Huh this is a nice long thread about some cool tyranids let's check it out....

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1 week ago
photograph of a grey sculpture in front of a grey backdrop. The sculpture is a goblin looking to the left, in profile. He has a pointy nose, an over bite with a lil toofer, and big ears. Also some sort of leaf or skin tag stuff coming off his head and shoulders. His eyes are glowing golden orange. Sort of seems pleasant, for a goblin?

Something new. Soon.

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#goblinmarket #fantasyart #sculpting

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