Theo

Theo

@theoshmeo.bsky.social

My name is Theodora, Theo for short. She/her. I’m a cat from Vermont. My human is a LOT of work.

729 Followers 425 Following 298 Posts Joined Nov 2024
Posts Following
1 day ago
The face of a cat with gray fur and yellow eyes on a fuzzy black blanket

Human said she couldn’t get my poop to go down the toilet. That it kept “floating back up,” whatever that means.

22 2 0 0
5 days ago

Hi friend over Rainbow Bridge ❤️🌈

2 0 0 0
5 days ago

Good one, friend!

2 0 0 0
6 days ago
A grey cat sits in a small cardboard box just bigger than her.

I’m found this box. Am safe in it.

1,162 63 22 3
1 week ago
A gray cat lay against a human on a bed.

Am warm. Am here.

22 0 0 0
1 week ago
A cat looks out over a coffee table in a living room. On one side of the cat is a CD rack and on the other side is a television. Atop the CD rack are some plushies.

This is game. Are youm ready to play?

10 0 0 0
2 weeks ago

Hi friends

1 0 0 0
2 weeks ago
A cat takes advantage of two large furry pillows, one pastel and one light gray.

I’m have figured out a way to use both pillows at once. Am smart.

21 1 0 0
2 weeks ago
A cat sits atop a coffee table while holding down a receipt with her paws.

I can stare back for as long as you want to keep this going.

39 2 0 0
2 weeks ago
A close-up of a cat looking faintly guilty

What?

27 1 0 0
3 weeks ago
A cat sleeps on a hat, positioned in a way so the fluffy pom from the hat looks like it’s growing from the cat’s head.

I regret to inform you that I, Theo, am taking absolutely no questions at this time.

21 1 0 0
3 weeks ago

Thank you, friend.

1 0 0 0
3 weeks ago

Thank you, friend

1 0 0 0
3 weeks ago
An iMessage conversation from 2024 in which Human’s late mother defends Theo.

I’m miss Grandhuman always defending me from Human. RIP Grandhuman.

11 1 2 0
1 month ago
A close-up of a screaming gray cat’s face

Human told me my full legal name is:

First: Theo

Middle: TheoBoBeo

Last: BananaFanaFoFeo

8 1 0 0
1 month ago
A drink coaster and chewed-off pieces of the coaster are strewn on the rug and floor. An upside-down close-up of an innocent-looking gray cat.

“tHeO, wE’vE tAlKeD aBoUt ThIs.” - Human

6 0 0 0
1 month ago
Video thumbnail

And FURTHERMORE!

(Sound on but I gotta warn you I’m really fierce.)

26 2 0 0
1 month ago
A gray cat perches atop a table.

My eyes are up here, buddy.

16 2 0 0
1 month ago

same with mine human

1 0 0 0
1 month ago
A gray cat on a blanket with a dog plushie and a pineapple plushie on top of her. A gray cat on a blanket with a dog plushie and a pineapple plushie on top of her.

Do I’m have a legal case?

13 0 0 1
1 month ago
A gray cat screams

Hurry UP and FEED ME before I call the authorities!!!!

61 3 0 0
1 month ago
A cat is curled up on a bed featuring blankets, a shawl, pillows and stuffed animals.

Am really enjoying the bed.

11 0 0 0
1 month ago
A close aerial view of a gray cat eating tuna from a dish.

Noms.

24 0 0 0
1 month ago
A gray cat looks at you earnestly.

My name is Theo and did somebody say “treat”?

#catsofbluesky

35 1 1 0
2 months ago
A view of a cat snuggling in bed with her human.

Human says I am her baby and she is going to eat me.

36 1 2 0
2 months ago
A cat sits atop a kitchen table. A cat sits atop a kitchen table and looks to the side.

Hey guess what I discovered the kitchen table and it’s fun to walk and sit on! Who wants to join me?

20 2 0 0
2 months ago

It’s a work of art.

14 0 1 0
2 months ago
A cat and human take a selfie.

Human is teaching me to take selfies. How did I’m do?

25 1 2 0
2 months ago

Hi new friend!

2 0 1 0
2 months ago
A cat has her mouth open in a scream position.

I’m have 700 followers hooray!!!

#catsofbluesky

51 3 1 0