Theo

A gray cat is held against her will

Am blinking twice. I’m need help.

A gray cat is pleased.

Human was going to be on time for “work,” whatever that is, for once, so I pooped on the rug.

A cat is buried under toys.

Apparently I am toys.

A cat watches the Vermont rain.

Sometimes the sky falls wet. Weird.

A cat sits in the window to watch birbs.

OUTTA MY WAY I HEARD BIRBS

Thanks, friend!

A gray cat places her butt against a human’s arm

I’m love putting my bôrthöle against human when it’s 90 degrees out

A cat freaks out in the middle of a kitchen

And I am freaking out in the middle of the kitchen
With the complete conviction of a cat who’s never had anything actually really bad happen to them
💃🎵

#florenceandthemachine #florenceandthecat #catsofbluesky

A gray cat spreads out in an effort to keep cool

I keep telling human to make it less hot and she says she “doesn’t control the sun.”

A cat wears a felt donut for a crown

Hilarious, human. Soooo clever.

An upside-down cat peers in

I hear today is Shirley Jackson Day. I was named after a character in a Shirley Jackson book. So basically it’s Theo Day.

#shirleyjacksonday #theoday #hauntingofhillhouse #vermont

A cat wraps her paw around her human’s arm

You don’t need both hands for whatever you’re doing right? Right.

Am perfect so I don’t do that boodily function

A cat snugs very close to her human

How’s this for a spot?

Nah, I did it while she was at work so I could surprise her! 🎉

A closeup of a cat who recently vomited

Rug: 0
My vomit: 1

A cat wears a plaid babushka

Hello my name is Theodora and I’m looking for an application for sainthood

Not this time, but it’s a good idea

A cat contemplates after wolfing down seafood.

Human just asked me if I’m about to spew partially digested seafood on her.

A cat screech-meows

FEED ME YOU STUPID BITCH

A cat lay against a human and wraps a paw around her arm.

I’m great.

A cat sits curiously

What are the “‘90s”? I was born in 2019 or 2020.

A text message exchange in which human’s mother takes Theo’s side in a matter

Theo, a gray cat, on the bed

Thank you for taking my side as always, Grandhuman

#catsofbluesky

My human is autistic. She is a handful.

A cat zooms in on your face

Human doesn’t feel good about herself so I said “It’s ok, I like you, human.” Then she didn’t feed me on time so I scratched her face.

Hi new friend!

Thank you, friend.

An orange cat peers out the top of a sink.

I don’t get the sink fascination, but RIP to my friend Atticus.

that looks kinda yummy

I live in Vermont. I will tell my human to check it out.