Ryan Ken

Ryan Ken

@ryankenacts.bsky.social

Actor. Writer. Incomplete thoughts and shenanigans.

7,411 Followers 130 Following 83 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 week ago

This Timothée Chalamet controversy serves as a reminder that just because someone’s name is French doesn’t mean they’re fancy

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2 weeks ago

Y’all really running up that reparations tab this month. Next February we’re gonna have to talk about how we overcame this February.

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3 weeks ago
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ASMR role play gaslighting you in a trench coat/relaxing sounds to sleep to

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3 weeks ago

Tyra putting on that youth pastor sincerity whisper was taking me OUT! She was doing gaslighting ASMR.

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1 month ago

Whew I’m so sorry and I hate this so much

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1 month ago

I don’t like to give the Bible too much, but “Thou preparest a table before for me in the presence of mine enemies” is such a cunty thing to say in a prayer. Dear God, thank you for making these bitches watch me EAT!

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1 month ago

Have you considered putting a jewel in it?

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1 month ago
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I got a new piercing, and now I’m mentally well!

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1 month ago

It is kind of astounding to see how many people commit crimes by typing in the email subject line “Crimes” and then in the body of the email, “I love crime! Let’s do more!”

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1 month ago

I am Benito’s WIFE! You will address me as Mrs. Bunny!

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1 month ago

One of the most helpful things you can do as an ally during Black History Month is not get on my nerves ✊✊✊

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1 month ago

It’s just too much!!

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1 month ago

We gotta have a performance review for the Grim Reaper or something. This is getting ridiculous.

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Forgot to show y’all my owl impression

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1 month ago
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Happy MLK Day!

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2 months ago

Y’all hating but I think “nclecta” perfectly captures Cam Newton’s Gotham City First Baptist Deacon Board aesthetic.

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2 months ago
A 35 year old letter to the editor, written by a very ballsy 15 year old, about the Rodney King verdict.

Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.

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2 months ago

This political moment where conservative institutions are pushing nonwhite people out of public life and their jobs is providing A LOT of cover for the supposedly liberal institutions doing the exact same thing.

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2 months ago
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I promise to bring it back!

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2 months ago

I’m not religious and I haven’t been to church in years, but whenever I’m going through it, my playlist gets real sanctified. I’ve listened to so much gospel this year, my Spotify wrapped is gonna call me a praying grandmother.

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2 months ago

The cackle this set loose!!

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2 months ago

There’s not a single program on television more entertaining than Lushious Massacr shopping at an outlet mall

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2 months ago

Bought that expensive Law Roach salmon only for my cats to eat it before I got the chance

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2 months ago
Tums antacid Chewy Bites

Best candy on the market

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2 months ago

It’s pretty obvious that Bari Weiss thinks the news is just putting on that voice

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3 months ago

My gut says that this will go down with the National Geographic “the mixed races person of the future” cover as a regrettable artifact of limited imaginations.

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3 months ago

Hi! I’m Hilary Duff and you’re watching DisneyPrimeFlixMcAIChatbot!

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3 months ago
Handwritten notecard. Prompt at the top asks: What object was most devastating for you to lose, and how have you been coping? Answer below: Dentures. Were thrown away and coping isn't somthing I can do. It’s made me feel ugly, unworthy, can’t go get a job with no teeth. So how can get off the streets until another pair can be made?

ProPublica spoke to about 150 people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.”

We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words.

➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/3MTlm33

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