Tom Hespos

Tom Hespos

@thespos.bsky.social

Media guy, curious tinkerer, Dad, 4x4 enthusiast, data hoarder and automation enthusiast, 5e party wizard, Loki/Squirrel Girl main, slobbering Van Halen fan. Always seeking book recommendations.

339 Followers 213 Following 271 Posts Joined Sep 2023
17 hours ago
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Beacon Theatre with Thomas for Tedeschi Trucks

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1 month ago

You are challenged to put up a one-word post on LinkedIn that attracts the most attention possible. What is your one word?

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1 month ago

so much depends upon
people
having functional empathy glands

fuck your red wheelbarrow

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1 month ago
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My tauntaun froze before the first marker.

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1 month ago
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Leading a pointless crusade to put more of these in circulation because most people under 30 think they’re fake. #chaoticgood

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2 months ago
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I am allowed to sit in my pajamas and slippers on Christmas Eve and listen to The Cars.

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2 months ago

Happy Epstein Files Day to all who celebrate. How shall we wag the dog today?
* Armed conflict with Venezuela
* Alien invasion (aliens eat bald eagles and poop fentanyl)
* 600% decrease in affordability
* All of the above

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2 months ago

I have a 2013 with the plain ol’ painted-the-same-color-as-the-rest-of-it grille. Does that mean I can’t sneak up on Nazis? (Looks around garage for rattlecan of flat black Rustoleum)

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2 months ago

Clean the snow off your car!

No, not you. You’re special.

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3 months ago

I’m tired. I’ve been tired of listening to Christmas music since Thanksgiving. I’ve been tired of maxxed out credit since the pandemic. I’ve been tired of structured bullshit weekend activities since I became a parent. But most of all, I’m tired of knowing it’s all just going to get worse.

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3 months ago

The rich want us to have a world free of working class art. The only art they want is what they can sell top-down to the masses and art that they can invest in as a speculative market. When the working class creates art they are not generating profit for the capital class and they hate this

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3 months ago
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Dromedary Herb Grinder from Dromedary Records Dromedary Herb Grinder from Dromedary Records

I will absolutely put a Dromedary Records Herb Grinder (dromedaryrecords.bandcamp.com/merch/dromed...) on my Christmas list (www.giftster.com/list/sdaz0/).

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3 months ago

Does all that satyagraha stuff work on people who don’t feel shame? Discuss.

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3 months ago

There is no such thing as Cyber Monday anymore. The whole thing was predicated on people shopping online at work where the Internet access was speedy. These days, people have better connections at home than they do at work.

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3 months ago
42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record

42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record https://theonion.com/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend-on-re-1819574242/

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3 months ago

This is a reminder that if you have a big honkin' turkey, you may need to move it from the freezer to the refrigerator as soon as tomorrow (Saturday).

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4 months ago
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Who remembers when Katie cried because she had to go see KISS twice?

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4 months ago
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I will place him in an exalted spot in my office, as a reminder to put a glide in one’s stride and a dip in one’s hip. #MakeMyFunkthePFunk

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4 months ago
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My swiss cheese was cut by AI. No human cuts the cheese this way.

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5 months ago
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From White Castle to the Nile.

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6 months ago
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Experimenting with breakfast sandwiches, part 148. Toasted short hero bread. Four scrambled eggs with fresh garden peppers. Three slices each of bacon and American cheese. Hold the ketchup. Divine.

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6 months ago
A box turtle

When you stop using pesticides and herbicides on your property, these dudes come back to hang out.

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6 months ago
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6 months ago

If Mister Rogers could see you right now, how would he say you’re acting?

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6 months ago

Kneel before Zod!

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6 months ago

Eep op ork ah-ah.

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7 months ago

It’s just been revealed to me that I’ll have to <shudder> return to Costco ahead of when I next expected to need to go to Costco.

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7 months ago
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THIS IS IT! Omega Reign's #kickstarter is in its last 24 hours, and every pledge counts, so please consider ordering a copy to help get this epic #superhero novel of apocalypse and redemption across the line. Thanks!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

#indiepublishing #writingcommunity #booksky

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7 months ago

The recent uptick in spam across text, e-mail, social and voice might have something to do with the notion that the FTC, FCC and any other federal agencies that are supposed to be focused on curtailing it are spending time instead punishing the libs and dismantling themselves.

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7 months ago
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Omega Reign an epic superhero novel by Bill Coffin In Hudson City, hero Praetorian, burdened by 75 years of sacrifice, dares a villain to trigger a quantum doomsday device.

I would love for Bill to get his novel made. Check out his Kickstarter and consider backing Omega Reign on @kickstarter.com, just like me!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

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