Cody🥸

Cody🥸

@aphexcody.bsky.social

Creator of SHARTtales | Patently Absurd| Weed Enthusiast | Author of ’Buttholes Dont Get Pregnant’ | The Internet’s Thinktank™️ | Certified Meat Smoker | P1 | Dumb Zone D1

190 Followers 117 Following 106 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 year ago

We become more and more who we’ve grown to love each day.

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1 year ago

#hockey

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1 year ago

I think younand my cousin and myself might he seeing the same few, for now? He saw one near Park two days ago. I wanna either kick one or sit in it, and each day I change my mind.

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1 year ago

I saw one with what seemed to be golf ball dents on the doors near Star Power and the DNT last week.

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1 year ago

“Can you go home today”

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2 years ago

My back and bones hurt a lot. I love rain but the weather hurts really bad.

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2 years ago
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The Texas Historical Commission Removed Books on Slavery From Plantation Gift Shops An agency spokesperson claimed that the move had nothing to do with politics. Internal emails show otherwise.

SCOOP: The Texas Historical Commission removed books on slavery from plantation site gift shops.
An agency spokesperson claimed that the move had nothing to do with politics. Internal emails show otherwise.

www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

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2 years ago

And thank you 🥹

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2 years ago

It really was something else. And I have the other half of it in a vacuum bag with the reduction sauce for dinner tomorrow! Lotta mileage out of this meat.

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2 years ago
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I hope you enjoyed your holiday meat. I really do.

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2 years ago
Sherman - Mid-American League Baseball Teams SHERMAN QUICK LINKS NAME THE TEAM CONTEST SEASON TICKET WAITING LIST SPONSORSHIPS New Mid America League Team Coming To Sherman Oct 9, 2023 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Last week KXII in Sherman Texas report...

Sherman is getting a new independent minor league baseball team, and I personally need ALL of your help getting my best friend’s name suggestion to win.

there is a “naming contest” button.

Please make “Squatches” your vote.
#ShermanSquatches

midamericaleague.com/sherman/

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2 years ago
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I still can’t believe it.

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2 years ago
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Don’t forget Boch’s chili. If it works. Go with it.

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2 years ago

Thank God

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2 years ago

Happy World Series Day

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2 years ago
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Wicked.

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2 years ago
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Late Night Arts & Crafts with Cody

Tonight’s episode: 2-3 stage forced mustard patina for an Opinel No.8 carbon

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2 years ago

(Cinnamon, cayenne, brown sugar, sugar, #16 mesh black pep)

are my favs. Sometime I mix a couple strips up for R&D, im getting somewhere with the fine coffee grounds…

(gentle fine dusting of coffee sprinkles, finish with sugar or a pep, you dont want full-on coffee-bacon, merely inspired notes.)

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2 years ago

Try it out!

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2 years ago

It may take a few tries with different added flavors to find your favs, sometimes a I cook a variety flight of bacon strips.

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2 years ago

This is where it gets fun added spices!

Winners ive tried when drizzling over the cold bacon before it goes in the cold oven:

•cayenne
•sugar (50% of the times, I add it halfway through)
•cinnamon
•fine coffee grounds
•wagyu tallow
•MSG
•#16 mesh exXxtra course ground black pep
Etc!

Etc!

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2 years ago

Sure! its only cold when you put the bacon in.

Bacon in a foil pan
Foil pan into cold oven
Set oven to 400°
Set timer for 15 minutes, check bacon every other minute until desired doneness is reached (usually around 15-18minutes)

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2 years ago

Wow. That is incredible

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2 years ago

Teaching your boomer parents how to cook ‘cold oven bacon’ is similar to explaining how USA lost the Vietnam war… to your boomer parents.

Their eyes glaze over like they’ve heard a magic spell that cant be true.

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2 years ago

Ouch, wrong team.

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2 years ago

That place sounds great! Those are cool lookin hats!

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2 years ago

Not a one of them made it on the field with pants on, so embarrassing

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2 years ago

Thats pretty much what its come down to, ill pause and check sportsday a few times but it has become a real drag.

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2 years ago

Deep apologies to Donovan. Love him, but geez… the other guy is instant tired head.

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2 years ago

You’re missing nothin at all.

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