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@aphexcody.bsky.social

Creator of SHARTtales | Patently Absurd| Weed Enthusiast | Author of ’Buttholes Dont Get Pregnant’ | The Internet’s Thinktank™️ | Certified Meat Smoker | P1 | Dumb Zone D1

185 Followers  |  117 Following  |  106 Posts  |  Joined: 07.08.2023  |  1.8708

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We become more and more who we’ve grown to love each day.

20.03.2024 22:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#hockey

20.03.2024 22:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think younand my cousin and myself might he seeing the same few, for now? He saw one near Park two days ago. I wanna either kick one or sit in it, and each day I change my mind.

20.03.2024 18:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I saw one with what seemed to be golf ball dents on the doors near Star Power and the DNT last week.

20.03.2024 17:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Can you go home today”

20.03.2024 17:57 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

My back and bones hurt a lot. I love rain but the weather hurts really bad.

24.12.2023 05:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Texas Historical Commission Removed Books on Slavery From Plantation Gift Shops An agency spokesperson claimed that the move had nothing to do with politics. Internal emails show otherwise.

SCOOP: The Texas Historical Commission removed books on slavery from plantation site gift shops.
An agency spokesperson claimed that the move had nothing to do with politics. Internal emails show otherwise.

www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

07.12.2023 22:49 — 👍 402    🔁 209    💬 14    📌 25

And thank you 🥹

26.11.2023 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It really was something else. And I have the other half of it in a vacuum bag with the reduction sauce for dinner tomorrow! Lotta mileage out of this meat.

26.11.2023 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I hope you enjoyed your holiday meat. I really do.

25.11.2023 05:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Sherman - Mid-American League Baseball Teams SHERMAN QUICK LINKS NAME THE TEAM CONTEST SEASON TICKET WAITING LIST SPONSORSHIPS New Mid America League Team Coming To Sherman Oct 9, 2023 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Last week KXII in Sherman Texas report...

Sherman is getting a new independent minor league baseball team, and I personally need ALL of your help getting my best friend’s name suggestion to win.

there is a “naming contest” button.

Please make “Squatches” your vote.
#ShermanSquatches

midamericaleague.com/sherman/

15.11.2023 16:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I still can’t believe it.

08.11.2023 04:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Don’t forget Boch’s chili. If it works. Go with it.

28.10.2023 21:51 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank God

28.10.2023 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy World Series Day

27.10.2023 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Wicked.

22.10.2023 07:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Late Night Arts & Crafts with Cody

Tonight’s episode: 2-3 stage forced mustard patina for an Opinel No.8 carbon

22.10.2023 05:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(Cinnamon, cayenne, brown sugar, sugar, #16 mesh black pep)

are my favs. Sometime I mix a couple strips up for R&D, im getting somewhere with the fine coffee grounds…

(gentle fine dusting of coffee sprinkles, finish with sugar or a pep, you dont want full-on coffee-bacon, merely inspired notes.)

21.10.2023 09:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Try it out!

20.10.2023 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It may take a few tries with different added flavors to find your favs, sometimes a I cook a variety flight of bacon strips.

17.10.2023 06:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is where it gets fun added spices!

Winners ive tried when drizzling over the cold bacon before it goes in the cold oven:

•cayenne
•sugar (50% of the times, I add it halfway through)
•cinnamon
•fine coffee grounds
•wagyu tallow
•MSG
•#16 mesh exXxtra course ground black pep
Etc!

Etc!

17.10.2023 06:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Sure! its only cold when you put the bacon in.

Bacon in a foil pan
Foil pan into cold oven
Set oven to 400°
Set timer for 15 minutes, check bacon every other minute until desired doneness is reached (usually around 15-18minutes)

15.10.2023 07:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wow. That is incredible

15.10.2023 05:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Teaching your boomer parents how to cook ‘cold oven bacon’ is similar to explaining how USA lost the Vietnam war… to your boomer parents.

Their eyes glaze over like they’ve heard a magic spell that cant be true.

15.10.2023 04:55 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Ouch, wrong team.

08.10.2023 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That place sounds great! Those are cool lookin hats!

08.10.2023 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not a one of them made it on the field with pants on, so embarrassing

08.10.2023 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thats pretty much what its come down to, ill pause and check sportsday a few times but it has become a real drag.

06.10.2023 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Deep apologies to Donovan. Love him, but geez… the other guy is instant tired head.

06.10.2023 18:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re missing nothin at all.

06.10.2023 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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