The thing that disgusts me the most about pandering is that it’s always done to people that aren’t me. That’s fucked up.
Quickly and easily turn any stone into a worry stone by just swallowing them. Oh, what do you mean they’re meant to reduce worry. What a stupid name. Do you happen to know any surgeons?
I hate it when things lose their original meaning over time, especially with the introduction of cheaper materials happening. Bring back shirts fully made of sweat.
I said eggs hells.
I come from a gland down under.
I tried to make the old adage of “little girls should be seen and not heard” come true to please the oldies, but I accidentally got it mixed up when talking to the genie so now the world is full of invisible talking children.
That’s the one. So sad to see his family name being besmirched by his son.
Eating an experimental everlasting gobstopper, turning into a giant blueberry and then being put under a hydraulic press would fix me.
What in the WordArt
You every few weeks.
Something happens and I’m head over stout
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Zack Polanski looked at my top half of the screen during GoldenEye multiplayer and he *always* picked Oddjob before I could. Do not let this man in power.
>;P
I mean, you didn’t have to hide your own channel, but if it truly helps then what works for you, boo.
I bet it’d be easy as hell to be a right wing “comedian”. These can just be farted out for infinite money and laughs:
Folks, the only safe space we need is a bank.
A tattoo of a garden hedgehog wearing a bandana, smoking a ciggy with the text “Serial Quiller” underneath.
I’m investing all of my money into an AI Pixar “inspired” beaver character called Tilly Gnawood.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Slayer.
Me: I don’t understand why my relationships never last.
Friend: Are you still using that “Queef Smellington” nickname?
Me: But it’s a breath of fresh air.
*friend starts strangling me*
At the divorce court: I now renounce you husband and wife.
Me at the agreeable orgy: I came, I saw, I concurred.
Zack Polanski replaced my loo roll the wrong way around after using my bathroom. I am now voting Reform.
Dr. Seuss was responsible for so many classic characters. I had no idea.
The telltale signs of creative exhaustion and laziness were there all along: they couldn’t even come up with a new thing to slay.
If only they’d listened to the real experts (us gamers) then we could be slaying something different and fresh together. Another one for the graveyard, I’m afraid.
In my favourite ever game based around fishing (Five Nights at Freddi Fish), some crazy new lore just dropped.
“You must work for…Bunbrella Corporation.”
*my friend shows me fake news online*
Are you an energy drink? Cause you read bull.
Cock stock.
“Burger”, She Scrote.
