Robbs

Stepped on a plug with the spiky side facing upwards this morning, the pain was that intense my life pretty much flashed in front of me… the sole of my right foot is helluva bruised though

One whole year ago today since I passed my driving test, happy driveversary to me! 🥳

I didn’t tell my family and friends I was gonna sit my test on a cold, wet and grey Monday morning and ended up surprising myself by passing on my first attempt

Still haven’t attempted a drive thru 🙈

My sister got a new tattoo today, and now I’m being hounded by her and others in my family wondering when I’ll get a tattoo as I’m the only family member who doesn’t have one

my answer is never… I don’t want a tattoo ever, I shall remain tattooless for life

the permanency puts me off getting one

poor taylor getting knocked out by a horse.. but have no fear, chappell roan the mage is here to save the grammys

I think I’m reminiscing too much because my ex was this kind of person to woo me over by doing things like this 🤧

If someone looked at me and loved me like this, I would go feral for them, this is my love language right here

what a difference a year makes…

been having to hang out my window to make any calls and send messages to people for about 10 days… I think it’s finally over 🤧

Logged back onto animal crossing for the first time since December 2023… and the roasts I’ve had from my villagers today 🤧

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I seen my barber on Thursday and he was telling me all about meditation and how he enjoys it. he asked if I ever done it, I told him I haven’t. today I get a message from him asking if I wanted to attend a meditation session with him on his day off, i said yes so this shall be interesting…

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thank god it’s February!

It do be like that sometimes

Just some nice eye candy hehe! 🤭🔥

Now I do follow some nsfw accounts on instagram, but somehow one with over 100k followers has added me into their close friends list 🔥 not complaining though, just means spicier stories for my eyes

mood

My barber is Italian and he really does sound like one of the Mario brothers… everytime I walk in his “ah roberto!” and his chaotic 🤌🏼 Italian energy 🤌🏼 never fails to make me laugh

good conversations about video games (he’s a gamer), garlic bread and boxing

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I would’ve saved you some if I read this earlier…

Lady Polansky Wazowski has entered the chat

Short? Yes. But I’m actually 5’8”

Now this is how you announce an album 🔥👏🏼

With lady gaga announcing her new album tomorrow, let’s not forget how she had to promote her last album Chromatica during covid

she had a wig, water, a wooden spoon and still made it work 👏🏼

Had Eusexua on repeat for the last 2 days and now it’s pretty clear Girl Feels Good is my favourite from the album

Well storm eowyn has been and gone, a few ripped fences, fallen trees and poor phone signals… literally hanging out the window to do anything now

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the world of Eusexua for the time being

I think someone has lost their shopping in todays storm because I just had a box of cornflakes bang on my window 💀

New #promosky

Gonna be using 🦋 way more now to yap and post me trash

My interests/post about

🐱My Cats
🎧Music
🎶Vinyl Collecting (650+ records)
🌄Traveling (Post Pictures)
🕹️Gaming
🔵 Monster Hunter, Animal Crossing, Elden Ring, Dark Souls
📚Books (have new Goodreads)
👅Everyday Posts

Let’s be homies

I guess I’m not going anywhere tomorrow, had to be in the red zone

considering booking another one for later next month or march, who have I become? self care king I think 💁‍♂️

It’s for the best truthfully, as tempting as it is, it just ain’t worth it 🤧

was playing Ludo yesterday online and this French player was doing our head in, totally impatient when it was our turn

She was pissing me off, so I typed in the chat “do you want a baguette flung in your face?” mid game and everyone died laughing

she left the game 💁‍♂️