Bec Shaw

Having a very bad morning with vertigo but i just overheard a tradie next door asking if anyone has watched jersey shore and trying to get a convo going which did cheer me

When you’re watching an American show and someone smiles

Okay Rebel Wilson has had her turn at being Australia’s famous fat lesbian comedian and she’s failing at it all. Time to let me step up. I am a delight to work with

Just introduced Freya to con the fruiterer and she was absolutely baffled

I love in crime shows when someone’s special mystery solving skill is noticing. God they notice so much

What

The monk theme song slaps

Posted at almost 1am. I am normal

Woah

Imagine being the first person to come up with pobody’s nerfect. It must have absolutely killed

I have a huge stockpile of photos of your wife 😎

Hahahaha

Here’s some piccies I like I’ve taken recently of loved ones

Patti Harrison in Poker Face …….she can do everything ….funniest person in the world….also great at acting…and very hot

One of the most visceral moments in film that has stayed with me is Tom Hanks pissing for just so long in A League of Their Own

I loved seeing Rosemarie DeWitt, they had such real life energy

My column this week is about homophobia in the afl! Yes it feels like we are back in time t.co/daJwQeinzJ

Omg yes I have to relisten

Ive seen her on dropout and other places but my fave performance of all is as Peanut Parton on Comedy Bang Bang. I get tears of laughter

Untamed is worth it for the scenery. And the nature is beautiful too

And he should kiss doctor robbie

Lisa Gilroy. Just posting this for when she is inevitably recognised as one of the funniest people around and gets famous and I can be right yet again

I basically just watched the nature like this 😀 the whole time it was so pretty

The Pitt should lean into it and cast another grumpy hot older man and after watching Untamed I recommend Eric Bana 🥵

British cops wear those funny shaped hats because that’s how their heads are shaped. If you knock one off them the head remains as is

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Just saw some baby ibis 🥺🥺🥺 they are so cute and make a little squeak instead of a honk 😭😭

“I was ahead of my age” “I was a gifted child” yeah well I looked like this trying to figure out how to do a peace sign

my gf can speak french and my new bit is i keep saying 'Je m'appelle' in different tones and to mean anything. she'll be like 'do you want a coffee' and i say 'Je m'appelle :)' so far she hasnt really called it out, probably hoping i stop. Je m'appelle unfortunately for her

Mr oily back again