Bec Shaw

I have laughed at this so much. The double take

I am from Australia

🥺 Germany def high on the list. I don’t think it will happen for me but you never know

Current Hollywood diet culture means we are running out of famous women who when they appear they make you say Va Va Voom and your tongue rolls down out onto the floor and steam comes out your ears and you slip on a banana peel

I would love to experience a winter Christmas one day. I’ve never seen proper snow and every Christmas movie involves snow and scarves and mulled wine not sweating your tits off only managing to eat ham and salad.

Me

Unbelievably rare for guardian commenters to not be scolds on something like this but they are all positive … a Christmas miracle

Everyone is talking rightfully about Jesse Plemons in Bugonia but I think it undersells how good Emma Stone is ! They are great together

I wrote a cute article about my online/offline gap relationship t.co/D91d7uAyBH

AI has so quickly sucked the joy out of everything I encounter online. I completely resent it, and it’s going to make everyone stupid and drain our lives of art and beautiful things

Pluribus is representation for bitch dykes and I thank them

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Me as Carol five minutes into Pluribus

Watch

Also watched somebody somewhere if you haven’t!!

So thrilled to see my friend Jeff Hiller in new Pluribus (he doesn’t know we are friends)

She needed to wear a crown tonight & couldn’t find one so she bought one of those silver fedora party hats and eyeballed it and created a crown…her mind

Beautiful gf much ???

If you watch Hard Quiz you WILL find out Marilyn Monroe had endometriosis

wow that's so beautiful liam hemsworth

its really something how depression can sometimes slowly creep in bit by bit and sometimes just absolutely slam you out of nowhere

if this is true it is genuinely disgusting

Did Keith Urban really cover pink pony club for trump, is that confirmed. I’m on my way to Caboolture

I like Kristen Bell but I know we couldn’t be friends irl because I’d spend all our hangout time trying to get her to divorce her husband

What a difficult and sad life

Imagine being the guy whose job it is to try and come into my mentions to say Elon Musk is funny. He is not as funny as your least funny friend, let alone me (very funny)

I have seen a lot of 'dont comment on women's bodies' etc posts about the Wicked press & i generally agree but the normalisation and celebration of ever-shrinking forms is being blasted into the retinas of thousands of young girls across the world & that is also bad

I hope he knows

People hate Elon Musk 💘