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two cats, unaware of a jealous punk in the background

Just know, when you do find the chance, the job market is REALLY bad down here (especially in the Midwest apparently). I have yet to find job and I’ve been searching for months lmao

I didn’t believe it at first but then I remembered Alaska is dumber than a package of freezerburnt hamburgers and I’m glad I moved out of that frozen fuckhole

Governor of Alaska declaring oct 14th as Charlie Kirk Day, what is this FUCKINGG timeline

Found the cichlid fry again and he’s definitely one of the smarter ones

If you can find them, octopus plants are awesome for density. they can grow pretty fast despite not being a very demanding plant

I thought one of the yellow fish was getting sick because they kept hiding in the same spot for days, wedged between two rocks. Turns out theyve been guarding some fry that have been a lot smarter about hiding than previous batches 😂

No way I just saw a baby cichlid in my tank. How the hell is it still alive

Actually there’s only one crumb of proof that something was definitely messed up with our old place, but it was a really awful thing thats prob better left unsaid lol

Watching true haunting makes me wonder if they would love my haunting story, but I have absolutely no proof of it because any time weird shit started happening, the cameras would conveniently stop working ever. Time.

No offense but the way Hasan handles his dog in an abusive way, in front of a bunch of people on stream, tells me he’s all performative virtue signaling

After learning even more fun things, let’s just say my ex is most likely getting arrested if he ever comes back to the states lmao

God I love vindication, especially when it keeps coming

Next year I’m growing a lot more sunflowers because the stalks make great chews. They’re like free bully sticks 😆

Jealous because I’m fighting off algae in mine and there isn’t much I can do about it until I have more income lol

For every shrimp that is seen, there’s probably 5-10 others in that aqua jungle

So thankful that now, when I hear a firecracker, my instant reaction isn’t “wow was that a gun???” because back in anchorage… 90% of the time it was a gun lmao

She is the tank boss too and no one worthy to fertilize her progeny

Is this the equivalent of fish pms because once a month, like clockwork, this one particular fish goes on a RAMPAGE before and after laying eggs
She’s so mean she doesn’t even let the only male yellow lab fertilize them, she would rather eat them lmao

I have NEVER seen a praying mantis in the wild until today and she was huge

The cat who gets mad and hisses at me if I get up while he’s laying on me

“nOBoDy wAnTs t0 woRK LOL” meanwhile I can’t even get hired for a temp job

”haha I’m gonna stuff this broken tennis ball full of kibble AND hide it in a branch a few feet up, she’ll never find it easily!”

*finds it in 5 minutes*

Scent work is the easiest and funnest way to tire a dog’s brain out but it also tires MY brain out trying to think of more challenging hiding spots, she keeps solving them all too fast lmao

It is so AWFUL. I hate it. The misinformation was already bad with all kinds of pets but now it’s beyond insane with AI. I keep seeing people saying shit like “so I asked chatgpt how to feed my dog and this is what it said“ and I just want to stare into the sun

Meanwhile I can’t even feel comfortable on a memory foam mattress

never imagined I would be saying things like “NO FUCK DONT EAT THE CAT BARF NOOOO!!!” but here we are, as a dog owner

Watched 28 years later and I am forever scarred by giant floppy zombie dick constantly flopping around and oh my god it was flaccid but GIANT WTF

They say when one door shuts, another opens

So theoretically with the hundreds of doors that have been shut on me, I should eventually find hundreds of open doors? One day????

How to prep a peanut butter container for the dishwasher with one easy step