Malus, the Angry Apple 🍏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist

tough-love for the billionaire class requires we not provide them with the means to destroy themselves through idleness, sloth, self-indulgence and all the other bad-for-business vices that will otherwise overwhelm them.

it's not just that Mamdani is charming af (he is), it's that he is normalizing the idea that children are full members of society that we all share a collective responsibility for

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

How learning handwriting trains the brain: the science behind the cursive wars Handwriting requirements were cut from school curricula around the world. Now it’s looping back, riding on a wave of evidence.

How learning handwriting trains the brain: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

"Research has consistently shown that handwriting is more challenging and stimulating to the brain than is typing."

Interesting. I LOVE writing. Often mapping ideas with a (too fancy) fountain pen my first step...

I ended up enjoying my "pays the bills" work, but it was a pragmatic choice. Yeah, it takes almost all my energy, but I need stability that creative work can't provide

a black and white drawing of a groundhog and skull

Dear Martha,
We were ill prepared for the darkness we have unleashed this day. The groundhog's shadow has breached the barricades and will soon engulf the town and countryside, and soon, I fear, will grow to consume the cosmos. Farewell my love.

In 1946, cartoonist & illustrator Noel Sickles was sent by Life magazine to sketch the Nuremberg trials. Here is his sketch of the execution of Joachim Von Ribbentrop, who claimed at trial that his boss had made all of the important decisions, & that he was only following orders.

sandy cheeks from spongebob squarepants is holding a clipboard with a formula on it and says see this this is science Alt: sandy cheeks from spongebob squarepants is holding a clipboard with a formula on it and says see this this is science

Is it possible to subsist on a diet of snickerdoodle cookies and vitamin water?

Join me as we explore one woman's determination to find the answer

"Tax and prosecute," baby.

That's the motto of the candidate I'm voting for.

Aggression has faded, only to be replaced by a weary determination

✅️ linens
✅️ bathroom
✅️ music lest my soul perish
✅️☑️ laundry
❌️ grocery?
⬜️ prep sandwich stuff
🤔 whats for dinner?
🙃 nothing is thawed
⬜️ find the table
☑️ find my floor!
⬜️ crochet!
⬜️ actually make dinner
⬜️ 🍷🎮🪦

The orcas have discovered fire.

Me, aggressively cleaning because if I bake any more cookies my friends will stage an intervention

✅️ linens
✅️ bathroom
✅️ music lest my soul perish
☑️ laundry
⬜️ grocery?
⬜️ prep sandwich stuff
⬜️ whats for dinner?
⬜️ find the table
⬜️ find my floor!
⬜️ crochet!
⬜️ actually make dinner
⬜️ 🍷🎮🪦

Happy Imbolc to those who observe, and happy Monday to everyone else

May the light find you and your loved ones, and us all this year

🕯

The same thing that makes these rich assholes so utterly miserable inside.

When you have so much money you can afford everything reality has to offer, you have to look somewhere else for fulfillment.

first panel

the scooby doo gang has captured the monster in the mask
Daphne says, let's see who's behind this Mystery!

second panel

Fred unmasks the monster
It's an old white man

'CAPITALISM!' cries the entire gang
Scooby says CAPTILIRISM though

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YouTube video by Golden Cat TV @nimbus_siberian: I apologize to anyone who knows us both #cat #catlover #kitty

I feel like all I post is about how I'm tapping out of the Despair Engine that is social media.

But, yknow... I'm going to bake cookies from the dough I made, crochet, and do laundry. Hug a cat. Try to remember what normal feels like.

Peace out, babies youtube.com/shorts/vUQln...

You're going to see almost every american lawyer on here share this opinion and order because it is the judicial equivalent of lighting the beacons of minas tirith

Lag. The federal judiciary is catching up — this is a remarkable order, it's only three pages. I recommend reading it. I have, in all of my time practicing law, never seen a judge do anything like this:

YouTube video by Dr. Glaucomflecken What To Do If You Get Pepper Sprayed

Good medical advice from an actual eye doctor.
Also, some epic sarcasm.

Joy the Baker is MAGA? Dammit. I haven't been on her sites for a while, but a couple of her recipes are in my rotation 🙁

YouTube video by Dr. Glaucomflecken What To Do If You Get Pepper Sprayed

Important safety tips from Dr. Glaucomflecken

Tag yourself
I AM DRAGGING MY ANCHOR

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Oh they believe children are harmed because they aren't exposed to the "proper representation" of heterosexuality with masculine and feminine role models.

Funny how they think gender is innate but that kids must have it properly modeled for them in very specific ways, too.

Okay, I doubled up the batch of macadamia mango chip, and have to wait for more butter to soften before I can mix the peanut butter dough.

Yes, I'm insane
Yes, most of these will need to be rehomed
But right now I'm good-tired, sipping a gin & ginger, and the kids are making spaghetti
It's not bad