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Playing the amphoreus storyline in honkai star rail be like

I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy

worth noting that this isn't even a poll. this is an online gambling statistic

I'm so mad that this was actually just Saruman what the fuck this was supposed to be an off-brand wizard

sabrina carpenter would probably think i’m cool. i bet she would like xenoblade chronicles if i showed it to her

Elon Musk understands Lord of The Rings exactly as well as he understands comedy.

I have been made aware of a Japanese cartoon man named “Vegeta.”

He screams himself into godhood, his hair achieving ever more operatic configurations. I confess — I admire him. Here is a creature who refuses the tyranny of restraint, who becomes incandescent through effort and rage.

Waiting For Godot, but it's me at Chili's looking up every 30 seconds to see if my date's arrived.

Accurate representation of walking in nyc at 4am after a few too many shots

"your pet skeletons are digging up the yard again" that's how they get into and out of their graves you dumb son of a bitch

Does anyone else get super bummed out seeing the world dragoon and being forced to remember that it had nothing to do with fighting dragons?

Elon Musk couldn’t figure out how to make a pop tart without hurting himself

it's cool that you can get a position at the New York Times and not know how the budget reconciliation process post-Kennedy death worked

BBC report that police are focussing on a 'ladder placed against the side of the Louvre' while investigation a recent theft from the art gallery.

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

2025 was a big year for fictional all women 3 member groups. You got K-pop demon hunters and Scylla and the sirens

Justice Department whistleblower says he witnessed the Department of Justice engaging in abuses of power.

Justice Department whistleblower Erez Reuveni says he was fired after refusing to lie to the court. He sits down with Scott Pelley in his first television interview. Tonight on 60 Minutes.

I’m really starting to worry. They haven’t released a new Tremors movie in over 5 years

I have a note: Please don’t make AI slop versions of actual signs ppl made by hand.

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

I challenge the methodology in this chart b/c there is nothing to distinguish online dating via mobile app (demeaning, soul-draining, numbers game wherein profit is leeched from your suffering) vs online dating via flirting in the DMs (principled, skill-based, derived from human traditions of rizz)

A similar thing happened to me about 25 years ago, when I was a preteen. It was a nightmare.

Now, thanks to AI, so many young girls all over the world will have to live that same nightmare.

Obvs you couldn’t manually change it at benches either

SILKSONG should add a feature that randomly changes your crest each time you die. Just for funsies

a cartoon character says b-b-b-based in a yellow background ALT: a cartoon character says b-b-b-based in a yellow background

Me watching “may I ask one final thing”.

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis