Black Hat Nanny @blackhatnanny

I love how no one is accusing me of stealing Napoleon’s jewels, but when 22 tons of cheese went missing, I got alllllllll the side-eye.

You really do know me.

21.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 119 🔁 4 💬 7 📌 0

#DemoDay

22.10.2025 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Opinion | Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way

Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...

11.09.2025 09:30 — 👍 214 🔁 49 💬 3578 📌 1033

Mine is a very healthy diet incorporating as it does all the primary food groups including carbohydrates*, dairy**, protein***, fruit****, grains*****, and vegetables******.

*fries
**cheese
***bacon
****wine
*****beer
******second helpings of fries

20.03.2025 13:13 — 👍 145 🔁 66 💬 4 📌 0

11.09.2025 11:10 — 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

He’s soooooooo cute!!!

11.09.2025 04:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man is holding a large yellow water gun in his hand ALT: a man is holding a large yellow water gun in his hand

31.05.2025 17:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Blind?

I’ve already got a water canon set up to keep the kids off my lawn

31.05.2025 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok

31.05.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re projecting.

31.05.2025 00:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s been about the same. I’m pretty sure we are in an ice age

31.05.2025 00:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Where did I make fun of people with disabilities?

30.05.2025 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t ask you to be nice. Do you have a challenge with reading comprehension?

30.05.2025 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(= glad to hear it

Are you enjoying spring?

30.05.2025 23:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now I need to watch this!

Also hello Jerry thought I’d pop over here for a moment

30.05.2025 23:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You seem really nice. Can we be friends?

30.05.2025 23:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s a murderbot?

30.05.2025 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is my main account.

30.05.2025 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hadn’t realized I was in retirement. But sure if your ego needs that boost. That’s why I’m here

30.05.2025 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your lack of creativity is exactly why the left can’t meme. This sounds terribly boring. SMH 0/10 would not watch

30.05.2025 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am the Rogue National Park Ranger. Thanks to DOGE’s staffing cuts we’ve seen a sharp rise in tourists having their picnic baskets stolen by a bear

01.03.2025 23:15 — 👍 11223 🔁 905 💬 331 📌 34

a man wearing a leather jacket is smiling and looking at the camera ALT: a man wearing a leather jacket is smiling and looking at the camera

28.02.2025 18:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Miss Trunchbull wearing a 1972 olympics top with a hammer throw hammer around her neck carrying a bag with the words ‘My generation didn't have Thanos We had this’

23.02.2025 21:57 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Agreed

24.02.2025 15:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Those were some fun times. Been pondering with some of the old fa…. Folks about some sort of silly shenanigan competition just for fun

We all need more laughter

23.02.2025 21:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I fold it. It doesn’t line up. I curse and roll it in a ball and shove it onto the shelf just like you taught me

23.02.2025 20:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a helmet is standing in front of a sign that says this is the way ALT: a man in a helmet is standing in front of a sign that says this is the way

23.02.2025 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ryan Gosling in a movie in a green light with a pensive look on his face with caption : The first 12 months of the year are always the hardest

15.01.2025 20:33 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Words: NOT A RUNNER? Picture of a bear running full speed towards the photographer down a cold winter highway Words: NOW YOU ARE

18.01.2025 01:23 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

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