Black Hat Nanny

Black Hat Nanny

@blackhatnanny.bsky.social

55 Followers 30 Following 62 Posts Joined Sep 2023
4 months ago

I love how no one is accusing me of stealing Napoleon’s jewels, but when 22 tons of cheese went missing, I got alllllllll the side-eye.

You really do know me.

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4 months ago

#DemoDay

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6 months ago
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Opinion | Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way

Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...

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11 months ago

Mine is a very healthy diet incorporating as it does all the primary food groups including carbohydrates*, dairy**, protein***, fruit****, grains*****, and vegetables******.

*fries
**cheese
***bacon
****wine
*****beer
******second helpings of fries

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6 months ago
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6 months ago

He’s soooooooo cute!!!

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9 months ago
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a man is holding a large yellow water gun in his hand ALT: a man is holding a large yellow water gun in his hand
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9 months ago

Blind?

I’ve already got a water canon set up to keep the kids off my lawn

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9 months ago

Ok

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9 months ago

You’re projecting.

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9 months ago

It’s been about the same. I’m pretty sure we are in an ice age

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9 months ago

Where did I make fun of people with disabilities?

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9 months ago

I didn’t ask you to be nice. Do you have a challenge with reading comprehension?

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9 months ago

(= glad to hear it

Are you enjoying spring?

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9 months ago

Now I need to watch this!

Also hello Jerry thought I’d pop over here for a moment

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9 months ago

You seem really nice. Can we be friends?

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9 months ago

What’s a murderbot?

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9 months ago

This is my main account.

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9 months ago

Hadn’t realized I was in retirement. But sure if your ego needs that boost. That’s why I’m here

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9 months ago

Your lack of creativity is exactly why the left can’t meme. This sounds terribly boring. SMH 0/10 would not watch

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1 year ago

I am the Rogue National Park Ranger. Thanks to DOGE’s staffing cuts we’ve seen a sharp rise in tourists having their picnic baskets stolen by a bear

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1 year ago
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a man wearing a leather jacket is smiling and looking at the camera ALT: a man wearing a leather jacket is smiling and looking at the camera
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1 year ago
Miss Trunchbull wearing a 1972 olympics top with a hammer throw hammer around her neck carrying a bag with the words ‘My generation didn't have Thanos
We had this’
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1 year ago

Agreed

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1 year ago

Those were some fun times. Been pondering with some of the old fa…. Folks about some sort of silly shenanigan competition just for fun

We all need more laughter

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1 year ago

I fold it. It doesn’t line up. I curse and roll it in a ball and shove it onto the shelf just like you taught me

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1 year ago
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a man in a helmet is standing in front of a sign that says this is the way ALT: a man in a helmet is standing in front of a sign that says this is the way
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1 year ago
Ryan Gosling in a movie in a green light with a pensive look on his face with caption : The first 12 months of the year are always the hardest
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1 year ago
Words: NOT A RUNNER?
Picture of a bear running full speed towards the photographer down a cold winter highway
Words: NOW YOU ARE
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