"Oh, wow. I sneezed. How is that my fault?"
He grumbles. Those were meant for next week.
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"Oh, wow. I sneezed. How is that my fault?"
He grumbles. Those were meant for next week.
Achoo— !!
Oops. He pressed the button that let out dozens of flying, buzzing drones into the city.
"You're not as funny as you think you are."
24.11.2025 15:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1"I meant those pesky furballs you're meant to be crushing..."
24.11.2025 04:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1"Do NOT come to my Empire this holiday.
I am not joking."
"Because I have prepared incentives this time around!
Now, shoo! Get lost! I have work to do."
"Not to get sappy, because I'm not, but I hardly remember my parents, and my grandfather was even more of a madman than I!
So, I will excuse myself and prepare to utterly crush you under your own weight...
Oops! Spoilers!"
"Don't get me wrong. I'M the one who hates the concept of a magical homeless man delivering joy.
Who does that? Bah, it doesn't matter. Leave me alone this Christmas!"
"Then tell that flying homeless man not to bother coming near my Empire."
21.11.2025 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1"I said IF he flies over! It's called a warning— Well, it's really just a threat, but my point stands! Do not come on Christmas day!
I'll be spending it with MY family! Hrm!"
"I have literally nothing planned for any holiday hijinks. Rest on your laurels, rat.
I promised Sage a christmas morning."
Bah Humbug!!!!
21.11.2025 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0"I'm shooting Santa down come Christmas day."
21.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 3The first sight of that sleigh and it will be shot down. Do NOT fly over Eggmanland.
It will be ON SIGHT.
His roboticizer is back up and ready.
Who's the first one in?
"Happy meals? What's this about consumerism?"
20.11.2025 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞.
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"What went wrong this time? Hrmm...
Was it the death beam?
....
No, it's the twentieth one I've built. I had it nailed this time."
He knew what it was. Something was missing. He did not want to admit it.
"...There's no use arguing to myself when there's a new empire to be made... without..."
His massive station that blocked out the sun was a massive failure.
Black hole creature...
His escape pod crash lands in a grassy hill area. Despite the aches and pains, he manages to hoist himself out from the wreckage whereupon he... sits there.
Elbow to knee, hand on chin.
"Hrm..."
|| I'm glad to hear!!! ^^
Tbh! I enjoyed the story in Cyber Sleuth more, but it's a solid game imo!
|| did you like it?
20.11.2025 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1—have no idea how much experience I have in this field. It's not about maiming or drowning him. It's about complete and total domination.
If I wanted him buried and gone, I could do that. No problem.
Of course, some soulless automaton wouldn't understand the nuance behind the genius.
Beat it."
"Who— are you trying to give me tips to get rid of that hedgehog??"
His strong grin turns into a mighty scowl.
"Right. So, when he walks on up to the room, he's supposed to... what? Walk inside and drown? He might be headstrong, but even I have to give the rat more credit.
Listen up! You—
"Oh, yes. What a good idea! Blow up my system and release every world ending threat I have contained all at once.
Oh! Even better idea! When it works horribly in your favor, YOU CAN CLEAN UP THE MESS!
I'll be ten planets down from here."
"ORBOT! CUBOT!"
....silence in the lab.
"Hrhh! Can't count on those two for nothing! Fine! If you want to squash a hedgehog, you have to do it yourself!"
"Who said anything about personal connections? You could be a crying baby and they'd still stick their necks out.
Of course, we'll need to factor in lasting trauma and— How do you feel about metal encasement? Bah, who cares!"
An arm attachment sticks out from his vehicle...
"Feh! What are two scraggly nodbodies supposed to do to stop MY genius?"
He floats on down...
"Hmm, but who's to say I won't give them incentive? You think you can scream loud enough, incentive? Heh."
"Of course I know that!"
Angrily, he slams his fists on the console in front of him.
"Hmph. Once I'm done here, your homeworld is next!"