ME: Queen Elizabeth, you better not be dressed like the Magic deck from Balatro when I get there

QUEEN ELIZABETH:

Maybe it’s because your church looks like an AMC showing Sonic 3

The crazy thing? This is the poster for Conclave

I remember listening to something that was like “why is southern heritage always someone defending the confederacy instead of any of the other southern stuff” and I kind of feel that way with masculinity where most masculinity can just be naming the best baseball players by WAR and not hating women

Imagine how fucked California noir would be if Los Angeles was called anything else: 'They call Los Caballos the City of Horses. Neither here nor there when it comes to the sex and murder stuff I guess. Anyway...'

"florko"? be serious

Omgggg Florko from my psyops 😍

These are the eyes of a killer, Bella