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@agentschmith.bsky.social

@AgentSchmith in the Bad Place™ Finally attempting to make the move after more than a year.

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If you want to know who runs this cesspit, watch pensioners get arrested in England for protesting genocide and note what we look at daily, as these terrorist groups receive public funding.

19.07.2025 17:49 — 👍 30    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 0

Learned the hard way, as in changed the starter and it still didn't start? 😬

19.07.2025 20:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Apologies, literally just got a notification for this, even though you posted it on the 5th 😶‍🌫️)

14.07.2025 14:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like a weak battery, repeated clicking means it hasn't got enough current to throw out the starter solenoid properly. Dying starter will typically click once & then do nothing, or may make a loud high pitched whirring but not actually turn over the engine. Try jump leads, expect it'll start.

14.07.2025 14:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Formative times 😄

28.03.2025 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The most advanced designs in the world in their time, arguably still when you extrapolate it 😁

28.03.2025 15:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@lmdpix.bsky.social we could have the bottom few rows sorted out rightly 😄

28.03.2025 14:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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19.03.2025 20:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Glad I finally figured out where my 'safe place' is.

19.03.2025 20:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Is like DingBot mates with one of those scary robot hunter dogs out of Black Mirror 😭

19.03.2025 20:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a time to be alive 😭

14.03.2025 11:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you seen the price of them these days, is like 4 quid a box 😯

14.03.2025 11:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don't let Ukraine distract you from Palestine.

01.03.2025 22:54 — 👍 18    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0
@elonmusk: Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump's instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week.
Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.

@elonmusk: Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump's instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week. Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.

This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.

23.02.2025 00:41 — 👍 23227    🔁 4282    💬 967    📌 529

He gone quiet?🤔
He was here the other night.

23.02.2025 02:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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TLDR; Turkey votes for Christmas.

16.02.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mr FREE SPEECH cancelling cartoonists

16.02.2025 17:45 — 👍 1130    🔁 310    💬 50    📌 19

15 years, even.

16.02.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well before my time too, think it was made in 60s bearing in mind DS came out in 55. Self levelling suspension (& headlights), speed sensitive wipers, lights that turn with steering, pity latter were only invented / 'innovated' by BMW, Mercedes, Space Karen Scalextrix et al, in the past 25 years....

16.02.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]

15.02.2025 23:01 — 👍 33451    🔁 10863    💬 909    📌 387
Anuncio Citroën Ds
YouTube video by motorclip Anuncio Citroën Ds

Reminds me of the Balloon Fish videos 😁
youtu.be/169cV--FtCA?...

16.02.2025 14:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What an imbecile!

If you violate the law, saving a country is irrelevant!

That’s like a thief who stole someone’s money saying I saved them from having to go to the bank so it does not violate the law!

#DonaldTrump

15.02.2025 19:08 — 👍 118    🔁 20    💬 17    📌 0
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a woman is wearing a necklace and earrings with turquoise beads . ALT: a woman is wearing a necklace and earrings with turquoise beads .

My best 80s red tie, unbeatable soundtrack too.
Is that you over my shoulder?
😂

05.02.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It nearly was. Everytime I have to work on the damn thing, I'm reminded how poorly designed and vastly overrated they are 🤯

31.01.2025 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pure shite.

30.01.2025 22:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not likely, the only broken cars I've had the displeasure of this week, have as usual been VAG's finest superior German engineering👀😂

30.01.2025 19:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sen. Chris Murphy D-CT on the Senate floor about President Trump's Jan. 6 pardons:
"If you beat up a police officer in this country, you're going to jail for a long time - with one exception. You don't go to jail if you beat the hell out of a police officer in the service of Donald Trump."

22.01.2025 17:39 — 👍 97    🔁 31    💬 3    📌 2
I think I'd better put on a monocle!
YouTube video by Mriya6 I think I'd better put on a monocle!

youtu.be/i3H1pZV4DtQ?...

22.01.2025 10:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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