Netaloid 📸

Everything Donald Trump & everyone in his White House is doing all day every day now is about the Epstein situation. It’s about how to extract Donald Trump from his personal history with child rapist Jeffrey Epstein, who said, quote, “I was Donald’s closest friend for 10 years.” - Lawrence O'Donnell

Sen. John Cornyn says the FBI granted his request to help find absent Texas Democrats Earlier this week, an administration official told NBC News that there were no plans to use federal agents to arrest Texas lawmakers who left the state.

Here's some GOP bullshit to go with your morning coffee.

"We cannot allow these rogue legislators to avoid their constitutional responsibilities." - Republican Sen. John Cornyn, who's been avoiding his own constitutional responsibilities for several years now...

Scoop: Katie Miller leaves Musk full-time, launches podcast She had considerable behind-the-scenes sway as an adviser to Musk at the height of his DOGE muscle.

So Evil Empress Katie Miller has broken up with Elon & is going into the right-wing podcast grifter business! She's not just aiming at any MAGA, she's targeting MAGA womens exclusively - bc who's paying attention to them, right?

No word on whether she's divorced Jr. Pres. Stephen yet...

Your country on Donny Two Dolls 🙄

"I'm a very stable economic genius!"

Trump threatens to deploy National Guard in D.C., take over police Trump also said Congress should explore overturning the Home Rule Act. “The lawyers are already studying it,” Trump said Wednesday.

Hey, you kids! Get off my Big Balls!

Vance dinner seen as potential way to clear the air between Bondi and Patel on Epstein scandal | CNN Politics A dinner scheduled Wednesday night at Vice President JD Vance’s residence was seen as an opportunity for Trump administration officials to realign amid the ongoing Jeffrey Epstein scandal, though it’s...

Uh-oh! That pesky media learned of Trumpy plans to "reclaim the narrative around the Epstein case and present a unified front."

So there was never such a meeting!

No, the FBI & DOJ love the crap out of each other!

Did you know I slapped 100% tariffs on computer chips?

Pro-Trump group wages campaign to purge “subversive” federal workers Federal employees faced a barrage of intimidation and harassment after a group linked to the Trump administration posted their personal information on online “watchlists” denouncing them as liberals. Some have been fired. Two have moved abroad, fearing for their safety.

McCarthyism is back, disguised as the American Accountability Foundation. But follow the $ and you wind up at the Heritage Foundation.

JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for ‘safe navigation’

Drain the Swamp

Yah, Emperor Drumpty says there's not enough $ left in the Treasury to pay for Grandma's doctor bills...

But he found enough of your tax $ to pay the Army Corp of Engineers to make rivers run backwards so Hillbilly Eyeliner & family could have a smoother kayaking experience.

The die is cast

🤣🤣🤣

Trump says he plans to put a 100% tariff on computer chips, likely pushing up cost of electronics President Donald Trump says he's imposing a 100% tariff on computer chips— a move that will likely raise the cost of electronics, autos, household appliances and other essential goods.

What a 🤡🤡🤡 move!

I guarantee he an his "economic advisors" gave less than 10 minutes' thought to the ramifications.

Meanwhile, like all his other scam tariffs, this is based on a fictional emergency and is illegal.

😂😂

I think the economic term for that is "No Shit"

what haunted Universe is it when Rand Paul is the voice of reason?

JD Vance to meet with top Trump officials to plot Epstein strategy – report Gathering reportedly to include Pam Bondi, Kash Patel and Susan Wiles to discuss strategy for dealing with scandal

Why do Donny & the Trumpsters need a "strategy" on what to do about the Jeffrey Epstein issue?

Why not just tell the truth, release the files & reveal the pack of pedophiles?

Oh, right, because the chief MAGA is the chief pervert.

Luckily, Republicans are really good at protecting perverts🙄

Good-bye to Voting Rights

"The Supreme Court’s war on the Voting Rights Act precedes Trump but it is simpatico with his aims. The court’s steady effort to make the law an artifact of the past is of a piece with its broad expansion of executive power for the current president." - Jamelle Bouie

wow! get that man a cabinet position!

when will they build an ICE Gulag in Alaska above the Arctic Circle? soon probably

Times' leadership, such as it is, apparently has decided to referee things while leaning to the right where they apparently believe their bread might more likely be buttered. Kind of like Axios...

not sayin' it Ken Paxton, but that's about his speed 🙄

In other words, every economic thing Donny Two Dolls did was wrong (and continues to be wrong)

There Is an Information Blackout at Florida’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Migrant Detention Camp Public records related to Florida’s so-called “Alligator Alcatraz” migrant detention camp have...

If this government has shut down all information on Florida's Gulag, one can reasonably conclude that one or more - possibly many more of the poor souls kidnapped & stuffed into its cages have died.

World crimes against humanity - prove me wrong.

good times...good times

South Park Jesus responds to Homeland Security: Wait, so we ARE relevant?

ICE uses South Park artwork in recruitment post; South Park suggests they might eat a bag of

nobody eats shit like Dan eats shit

unless they're in on it ...

it's a contest - who has the world's most punchable smirk, Kevin Hassett or Mike Johnson?

This gang of crypto pirates are setting up giant mirrors surrounding the US Treasury so you won't be able to see them while they loot it.

So hard to believe one of Donny Two Dolls' economic advisers would le to the public.🙄