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Dude stares at Wemby in awe

Fuck headed up thankjack

Tbf he's been catching strays his whole life.

Weekends, holidays, all throughout May...

THEY'RE JUST CHATBOTS WHY ARE WE BASING THE ECONOMY OFF OF THEM

He just sounds so healthy though, how can you not listen to him?

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

a large crowd of people at a concert with their hands in the air ALT: a large crowd of people at a concert with their hands in the air

506 Sports is based! 506 sports is based!!

My hot-take conspiracy theory is that autocorrect mistakes are deliberately programmed in to make basic communication a more frustrating exercise for the average person.

I bet there's a Radiohead cover band out there called like Stereoface or something

It's sad that we're so deep into sequel culture that writers and directors have to make cheeky little nods to it by bending naming conventions.

I'd much rather just see original stories.

"House Grated" really adds a homey touch tho

I think you know what I'm about to say

Trump flipping off that Ford employee looks really bad for Joe Biden.

Do gay husbands have Manniversaries?

It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas

My grandfather spent many long days in the fields for 3M, harvesting sticky notes from the tiny Post-It trees

Dave Bautista is bodybuilder Patrick Stewart

Tough times create strong men

I just want you to know that "Hello? Operator? Get me Alanis Morissette. I have a new incident to report" is still one of the funniest single things I've ever heard.

They want you to be afraid to go out and protest. They want you to stay home so they can do their authoritarianism undisturbed.

🤣

If you put that in a movie it'd be too unbelievable

Trump wants chaos in the streets so he can declare martial law.

Wh-Who is the mother of the penis?

My hot-brained take is that most of life's small little inconveniences are designed that way to inconvenience the working class so that we only have the time and energy to work.

Oreo needs to make a cookie that is half original and half golden. Would hit just right.

Gouda Cheese implies the existence of Badda Cheese

Something nice about sitting in a large parking lot in the dark, early morning. Feels like the anonymity of the early Internet.

In the comments on Facebook just ripping into random boomers cause I'm over it.