MILLICENT BYSTANDER!

did someone say flushed away? 👀🐀

Oh no, i feel the desire to watch Flushed Away (2006) again, it's pulling me in, i can't help myself.....

who would win in the oiled up twerk-off:
me or literally everyone combined

(spoiler: it's me who wins)

took an excedrin this morning and then did my work stuff and i feel a lot better

achy and eepy 😞

i might have acute bronchitis or something cuz i have been coughing for like two weeks and im all phlegmed up

gaslit myself into thinking i had leftovers in the fridge by dreaming i went through a drive thru

it is monday and i do not have to work so therefore im organizing a loaf lounge where there's cozy carpet and u can roll around on it with me and we bump into each other sometimes and it's nice and toasty

if you peep this, post a character that starts with L 👀

Flushed away trailer
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i am not a cis man. instead, i am a sus man

when i turn 40 i should work at a dilf denny's

im about to get even smellier

i think he does... something else with couches lol

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this

moving a couch on tuesday made me feel like ass but i have recovered. im gonna eat that couch

the final frame of the flushed away film before the first set of end credits roll; it is grandma malone's brown eyes

mmmm me want......... chip......

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me @ u in ur time of need

a ribcage themed band called "sternum and friends"

for my 6000th post, i would like to announce that my brother and i both got up at the same time around 3:30 am to take a piss. he was downstairs, i was upstairs. i only realized when i heard the toilet flush down there before i flushed. and honestly i believe this to be a beautiful moment in my life

poopin out of my butt watch me glarp watch me strut

happy beearlied birthday!! manifesting they let u in for free cuz ur epic

had sex with a guy named luke and was like "i thought you'd be lukewarm"

Who nightcored my flushed away

do not attempt to make the popcorners cocoa crunch chips into a cereal. the cocoa goes into the milk and makes the whole thing bland and mid

bubbleshooter.net a lower score means it took less shots to beat the game bonus means game over by board clear

sooo close to 4 digits in bubble shooter .net

had a dream i had to find a poop knife for two massive logs and ended up using kid-sized scissors. pooping rn and am afraid to look

wojak looking into and being lit by a sunset with a happy expression, enamored by the beauty of the world

maybe i can handle things

yes