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Sara Hates Hockey

@helmerroids.bsky.social

Red Wings. Tigers. Meme Factory CEO. Proud inverter of the Y-axis. TTRPG enjoyer. Abolish ICE.

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Oh I have a chill jams playlist just for her that is all E33 she will be well versed. She’s not ready for the big 3 yet but we will get there

07.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t get the sound to work on my sisters TV so I’m picking E33 soundtracks that I think match the theme. Minnie Mouse pool party gets gestral beach tunes, etc.

my niece seems unbothered by this deception.

07.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fucken wimdy

07.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to bring up Brandon Inge but didn’t want to unleash that too soon

07.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even Brett Lebda scored goals sometimes I’m not gonna get too excited about Jeffries actually showing anger.

07.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Javy Baez is smoking weed for the good of the team. Offseason training. You need a cool chill dude if you’re also gonna have Skubal it just makes sense.

06.02.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
31:00 TIME

Escaped the clutches of the zoms and staff aboard the flotilla #ZombiesRun

31:00 TIME Escaped the clutches of the zoms and staff aboard the flotilla #ZombiesRun

Gym βœ…

06.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best pitcher in the game who draws crowds yeah let’s try not to pay him because we need that money for more parking lots

05.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

[everyone liked that]

05.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Worlds best D boss

Worlds best D boss

RUINED THE SHUTOUT

05.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Puck over glass is a dumb call but not complaining

Puck over glass is a dumb call but not complaining

Puck over glass is a stupid penalty, however…

05.02.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes The King of Almosts

05.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sports are bad

Sports are bad

Status #LGRW

05.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Fake news

05.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am too sleepy for this nonsense

05.02.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pooperplays

05.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The price we pay for playing well last game

05.02.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
steve simmons v @simmonssteve
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Has any NHL player ever scored on a shot attempt?
9:01 PM β€’ 4/23/22 β€’ Twitter for iPhone

steve simmons v @simmonssteve β€’β€’β€’ Has any NHL player ever scored on a shot attempt? 9:01 PM β€’ 4/23/22 β€’ Twitter for iPhone

#LGRW mood

05.02.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine if we got 10 SOG

05.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
He can’t use a traditional mop

He can’t use a traditional mop

#LGRW

05.02.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve got a lethal rotation of pitchers being assembled and I’m still bitter about how that didn’t work out in 2012 so…

05.02.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a really nice tribute video I forgot I’m watching a hockey game although to be fair the Wings weren’t worth watching that period

05.02.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure would be nice to have another Tigers World Series victory

05.02.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok DeBrincat do your thing

05.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marco my son we needed a goal there

05.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Whatever you think I did I am NOT responsible.
Unless it's a good thing, in which case I am proud to be a role model to all children.

Whatever you think I did I am NOT responsible. Unless it's a good thing, in which case I am proud to be a role model to all children.

LARKIN WOULD NEVER

05.02.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Patrick Kane is a coward

Patrick Kane is a coward

05.02.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This wouldn’t have happened if the puck dropped on time

05.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool

05.02.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Zombies run mission log

Zombies run mission log

Gym βœ…

05.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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