Sandy Kazmir

Sandy Kazmir

@sandykazmir.bsky.social

Enjoyer of statistical analysis and absurd humor. Statements and opinions are mine and mine alone. Friend to the smallfolk.

680 Followers 680 Following 5,040 Posts Joined Sep 2023
9 hours ago

Why not just give Junior Caminero a stake in ownership now?

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9 hours ago

For instance, I'd love to have seen JC's dinger

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9 hours ago

Six low sweat outs so far, they're going to need him. I wish Fox didn't try to hide America's shame tonight by putting it on FS1, but at least was able to find it on Sirius XM

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9 hours ago
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Past 10 rounds I have tried to swing the balance pendulum back to SP while sneaking in some bats I like. Focus is on volume, waivers will fill up with nice setup men who didn't get the job over the next few weeks. As my pitchers bust I will be able to rotate them out to start catching up saves.

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13 hours ago

The problem is managing your own greed after they come off a good outing or when you get pinched by other staff going down. Easy come, easy go, but worth a shot.

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18 hours ago

Jeffrey Springs is a suitable replacement for similar reasons. I like both for that reason late late.

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1 day ago

Throw a guy out and hit a 3R homer, have a day, Kenny Piper

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2 days ago

Our people invented this!

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2 days ago

It sounded like they were saying boo-urns, possibly a nod to the talented Billy Burns?

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2 days ago

I love a pitcher with a devastating change or split. I didn't know they were good friends, but I could see it. Kind of a fox and the hound, opposites attract, kinda thing.

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2 days ago

Not to slight Sánchez, who is rightfully highly regarded, and who I like to see do his thang, but getting 5+ innings of back and forth duel would be a cool moment.

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2 days ago

Imagine standing on a dais in front of other world leaders and making that claim after what you intentionally did. A pattern repeated, intentionally, upon many other civilian targets like hospitals, historical sites and the like. Once you cede the moral ground it doesn't matter what you would like.

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2 days ago

It has to be hard to argue that a super tanker filled to the gills with oil should be considered an illegitimate target during times of war after you executed a strike on a school not once, but twice, leading to the death of a couple hundred children, the majority of whom seem to be little girls.

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2 days ago

Would be really cool to see Hyun Jin Ryu go blow for blow with Cristopher Sánchez tonight. Could be his last moment on such a large stage at 39 years old. I always enjoyed watching him battle whether he had good feel that day or not. Beguiling.

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3 days ago
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

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3 days ago

Mostly trying to get the workbooks ready for the full season, but now that every stadium is sharing the data why not take a look. It's crazy how boring MLB ST has been this year with the best players at WBC. Yet they still charge $30++ to go to the games. Nice racket.

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3 days ago
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Carlos LaFfectively Wild. Just goose that walk rate down a little further and it will be hard to deny him a chance.

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3 days ago
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Best and worst hitters and pitchers through 3/11

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3 days ago
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Best and worst team performance in Sping Training through 3/11

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4 days ago
A axis chart with Pizza, Burger, and Taco.

explaining the WBC elimination scenarios to an American: imagine taco, pizza, and burger.

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5 days ago
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Early attention to SP has allowed me to take 7/8 bats during a part of the draft where it's hard to fit them all in. I was fortunate that all of my guys lasted. I love the flexibility they give me as everyday players. The skillsets are diverse with speed the only consistent weakness. Time for that.

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5 days ago

Local pizza place gives a free medium cheese coupon for filling out a reading calendar. Our kids would read anyway, but several free pizzas a month is a money-saver.

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5 days ago

A conservative estimate of my personal wealth in 2040 is $17B. Who wants to give me a no-interest loan?

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5 days ago

I wonder how much fraud we'll hear about years from now for these import tariff refunds.

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5 days ago

I thought somebody shot this guy, no?

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6 days ago
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a man in a ny yankees jersey stands in front of a crowd of people ALT: a man in a ny yankees jersey stands in front of a crowd of people
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6 days ago
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Weekend picks included Iván Herrera, Willson Contreras, Addison Barger & Shane Baz to help increase the thump and add some more good innings. The sooner Herrera gains C eligibility the sooner by Util opens up and I gain some flexibility. I'm very high on Contreras's move to Fenway.

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

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1 week ago

Nice snag, Trayce

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