Dylan Keeling

Dylan Keeling

@mrdylankeeling.bsky.social

I write, have made movies, and can play music. I prefer teaching piano to playing it for a living, though. Current WIP: The Dragon Racket, an urban caper heist about illegal dragon trafficking..7/8 revised

741 Followers 1,797 Following 2,290 Posts Joined Sep 2023
13 hours ago

Yeah he had a tone of old-man-ish banter, never so harsh as actual sarcasm. I don't recall any jokes

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15 hours ago
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The First Attention War: Update Two eschatological templates, no institutional template, and no off button.

open.substack.com/pub/mattppea...

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15 hours ago

My first EVER content labels! I am finally a grown up

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15 hours ago

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

*in an interview years later, Ingrid said "oh I love my naked body - so yummy!" so it's OKAY for us to keep looking at it today

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17 hours ago

My head canon is that somehow, she is playing the same character here that she played in Return To Oz. Dorothy was a little fucked up when she reached young adulthood

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17 hours ago

Does urusula rhyme with arugula?

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18 hours ago

I'm so stupid I read this twice thinking you meant date like carbon dating - like you could guess someone's age based on their political alignment 😢

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18 hours ago
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When the first 2 words in a radio news bulletin are D*nald Tr*mp.

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2 days ago

Also me:

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2 days ago

Literally me

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2 days ago

This short thread is actually the best explainer I've read: I feel seen

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2 days ago

Cancel the King-

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2 days ago

Who owns the house? The state?

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6 days ago

yes, it's people who have extracted value from ai vs. people who have only seen it extract value from them. i don't think people who have been exploited owe any grace to those evangelizing it to them, which is why i wish enthusiasts would leave the skeptics alone and stop acting like the underdogs

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3 days ago

Have you mistaken Emily M Bender for a chatbot you can prompt into giving you the answer you want?

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3 days ago

Or just possibly, "she spent 30 years in a well and now crawls into your living room through a video tape magic wormhole effect"

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3 days ago

Double Nope.

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3 days ago

No that's volcanoes, surely rain is the sky's squirt

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3 days ago

I love that I know the identifying traits of something called Hatsune Miku but I have no idea what she is or where she came from. (please, don't waste time trying to explain her. the only acceptable origin story would be "actually, nobody knows")

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3 days ago

"you're right - a hole in the head is INDISPENSABABBLE.. else where would I put my cornflakes every morning" it's amazing the details the brain remembers

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3 days ago

Oh I never saw the cartoon. It was a syndicated newspaper strip I knew

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3 days ago

I'm wondering now whether money evolved from portraits/stamps of powerful people, not the other way round

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3 days ago

If you're not both 1. from the UK and 2. older than 40, "The Perishers" is probably a phrase that means nothing, am I right?

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3 days ago

I'm assuming nobody on here is going to know who Marlon is anyway

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3 days ago

To quote Marlon, "else where would I put my cornflakes every morning"

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6 days ago
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I don't wish we could abolish gender, I just wish it were less an identity and more of a hobby. So you'd get people who are like "Oh yeah, l'm a woman when I have the time," or "I'm a man but I'm not very good at it yet" along with the CrossFit gender types who are SUPER INTO IT

A friend just saw this in the wild and you know what? I stand by it

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3 days ago

If I worked for the Iranian government I would have read this story with interest a few weeks ago. Maybe even bookmarked it, idk

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3 days ago

He's concealing them in this image but his 'teefs' are also top quality. (The vet looked in his mouth and muttered, "hmm, good teefs" so I'm quoting expert opinion here)

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3 days ago
Tobias looking very serious on a cat tree. Our bookshelves are in the background

He is so damn photogenic

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3 days ago

That particular Nothingness is called Tobias πŸ–€β€οΈπŸ’œ

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