Mayple (COMMISSIONS OPEN)

playing tennis

JOI featuring the hamburger helper glove

alternate reality where I'm stable

really not enjoying the nefarious ghost that seems intent to watch me from afar

love the nervous feeling i get when i try to make sure i got all my tags done correctly on e6

i need more deer friends

why in the fuck do they make thc gummies that are like 4 edibles and have no scoring or anything to help split them up maybe i don't have a knife handy

eggs on bread fucks so hard

my hungry ass could NOT be an orphan

definitely not based on real life experience

Finished some art of Mayple

Hello

I draw scrunkly lil things

I can draw you a scrunkly lil thing

$5 or less gets you one

#commision #maypledrawings

not sure why anyone would pay $5 for a can of redbull when you can get as much as you want for $3 dollars a gallon at the pump

@onyxmeda.bsky.social i finished the rings near your wplace (insofar as the masses dont demand i add more)

im as thick in the head as i am thicc in the ass

shitting bricks implies pissing mortar

i was not made to frolic in the woods i was born to increase shareholder revenue

there aint enough piss in me for this drug test and now i got some joker waiting outside the stall for my kidneys to function

born to wipe
forced to shit
banned from piss
ongoing court case over cum rights

damn.

i will do commissions

i cannot draw

There's no way someone can mix gasoline and Gatorade in a fun and exciting new way because I just did them all so now anything anyone else tries will be unoriginal. Get fucked poser.

Guh