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i donβt remember how to talk about myself
05.12.2024 05:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0first job interview in years tomorrow whats my name again
05.12.2024 05:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0we are so back u guys
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A person sits at a desk, typing on their laptop before a cheering crowd. The caption reads, βSheβs doing it! Sheβs typing a response! She clicks send! After two weeks of lurking in her in-box, the e-mail is finally out of her hands! The crowd goes wild!β
A cartoon by Sarah Kempa. #NewYorkerCartoons
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cover for minion bakerβs third studio album, little minions
03.12.2024 02:29 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0american airlines hates to see me coming 4th flight gone wrong all year ending it strong fr
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special announcement. i have decided i will now be metroing home and suffering thru my motion sickness instead of being passenger princess tomorrow and ubering after seeing 300 posts about the traffic coming out of dca into the city. please respect my privacy at this time. im so brave
02.12.2024 05:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Funny because true.
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lucy dacus home video christmas ornament
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23.11.2024 00:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0cant apply for jobs, chat gbt is down /j
22.11.2024 01:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lucy dacus did what
21.11.2024 23:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0every 3 years or so i redownload snapchat to find smth in my memories like itβs a free google drive
21.11.2024 05:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this app feels kind of like the pear phone in victorious
07.11.2024 00:14 β π 1216 π 463 π¬ 19 π 19lucy teasing new music today is actually great for my anxiety because ive been worried she was pivoting to film recently for no reasons other than her good reads
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20.11.2024 19:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LUCYYYYYY
19.11.2024 21:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0more like Maude laTOUR
19.11.2024 15:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0people saying they dont wanna make a bluesky bc itβs another thing to have doesnβt make any sense team the point is replacing twitter not in addition toπ«
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19.11.2024 13:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0whats funny about swifties moving here is we have to wait for taylor and tn now
19.11.2024 13:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yβall better leave my girl Sarah McBride ALONE
19.11.2024 13:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i should have made my account lucydacus
19.11.2024 00:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wrapping christmas lights around my neck
19.11.2024 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0combining my stan twitter and public main twitter onto one bluesky account what could possibly go wrong
19.11.2024 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my therapist referenced my roommateβs viral tweet today (without realizing it was my roommate)
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