Hwæt Girl Shit

Hwæt Girl Shit

@nikolking.bsky.social

Artist, printmaker, oldest bitch at the Health show www.PrimaevalPress.com Inquiries 💌 Primaevalpress@gmail.com

1,001 Followers 747 Following 744 Posts Joined May 2023
1 day ago
A cat laying in the side of her face, squishing it

squishface

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3 days ago
A plot being dug out in a garden prepping for a brick patio

Hopefully by this summer I’ll have a brick patio that’s whimsical as all hell

#gardening #garden

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4 days ago

We need to start calling conservatives why they are, monarchists. They aren’t republicans, they don’t believe in or want a republic. They and every other shitty conservative want to prop up a false hierarchy with a king and make us all suffer for it.

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5 days ago
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Back on my bullshit 💪

#acab #printmaking #silkscreen #screenprint

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3 weeks ago
A black tshirt being printed with a design of a wolf, rose and dagger.

On press tonight, Patreon rewards. If you want first dibs on tee designs, go check it out. Link in bio 🐺🗡️🩸

#printmaking #screenprint #silkscreen #tshirt #wolf #illustration

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3 weeks ago

I had been planning on getting a serger for my banners, then had a hard time sourcing bandana blanks during the tariff debacle last year so I just started doing it. Now I’m debating getting white fabric and dyeing it myself, I am a sick, sick person 😢

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1 month ago

Most of them! Not tees of course, but my bandanas, banners, ect are.

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1 month ago
A pile of banners in progress, featuring a designs of a chalice, dragon, and moons

It’s a working mess 😤

#printmaking #medieval #screenprint #silkscreen

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1 month ago

❌ work wife
✅ work ex-wife

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1 month ago
2 bandanas of a moon pattern printed on black bandanas, one in baby pink and one in a rose red color.

Printed up some pink/red colorways of my moon bandana for an event I’m doing on Valentine’s Day 💕

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1 month ago

Idgaf about football, but if there’s one thing I took away from my time on the east coast, it is a deep hatred of the patriots

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1 month ago

lol my shit loud af

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1 month ago
A black diamond shaped canvas patch with GOBLIN printed in bright green ink with leaf-like flourishes above and below the word.

Been too busy to post but lots of stuff in the works! Y’all kept bugging me for a goblin patch so here ya go. Wait for these to go online or dm me ✨

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1 month ago
An illustration depicting medieval peasants in a mob with a banner that says FUCK ICE SCUM

Like everyone else I’ve been watching the horrors unfold as emboldened fascists take to the streets and murder people. However seeing people band together and fight back has been heartening and that inspired this piece I drew up this weekend, depicting a good old fashioned peasants’ revolt.

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1 month ago

Good to know, thank you!

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1 month ago

Oh noooo I just had to make an account to apply at an event 😭 (I hate when places make you apply thru these event sites)

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1 month ago

I never could understand NSBM dorks. Ooooh look at the scary guys with universal healthcare.

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1 month ago
A graphic advertising that Primaeval Press is having a wholesale sale on Faire.

I usually use this account to talk shit vs promoting my business but Faire is having this sales event so my wholesale is 20% off this week ✨
Click on Wholesale on my website to go straight there (link in bio)

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1 month ago

I once had the joy of having an owner of a company message me directly to recommend I apply for an open position only for me to tell him I don’t hate myself enough to work in office an hour away for $20/hr ffs

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1 month ago

As someone who is not interested in working for a company ever again, I only keep my indeed account to message employers behind job postings recommended to me to tell them to fuck all the way off with bullshit, like requiring contractors to work in office 🙄

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2 months ago

born to loaf, forced to revolt

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2 months ago
A restaurant sign that says ‘Crispy Pork Gang’

About to get jumped into the

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2 months ago

I did this logo last year for this cool dinosaur game Simon was writing for, more to come soon for it!

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2 months ago
Disappointed man with arms akimbo meme

James Cameron’s #Avatar is released

ATLA Creators: whatever, we didn’t invent the word avatar, it’s a completely different concept.

The Way of Water and Fire and Ash are released

ATLA Creators:

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2 months ago

I have eaten an ungodly amount of cheese

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2 months ago

Thank you!! 🙏

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2 months ago
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Helping @nikolking.bsky.social vend Primaeval Press at the Krampus Nacht Ball here in Tacoma where I had my first “Do I know you from Bluesky” encounter with @thejono.bsky.social who is very cool & I only made it mildly awkward. Anyway come out and buy weird gifts!

www.instagram.com/reel/DSTwLt1...

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2 months ago

Imo what’s also going on with AI artists is the napkin scribble takes some security to be like ‘I don’t know how to do this, but it’s necessary to my vision so it’s fine that I can’t draw’ I think their egos can’t handle being ‘bad’ at something which is also why they will never be real artists.

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2 months ago

Oh I just made a comment on some food person’s page and it inspired Radner’s to make a reel and offered me a free meal as a thank you for the idea. I’m an influencer now 😂

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2 months ago

Just got free food from a local burger joint because of some dumb joke comment I made on instagram and I don’t think my ego is ever going to recover from this

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