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@mirkowuff.bsky.social

Wolf, soupΓ§on of eland (or maybe vice-versa). My age > dirt. Middle west. 🎨 @lunecatta.bsky.social πŸͺ‘ @wildacai.bsky.social He/him/all that

132 Followers  |  109 Following  |  327 Posts  |  Joined: 04.08.2023  |  2.0617

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Catch me winning gold in curling at the next Winter Olympics πŸ₯Œ

15.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 801    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 7

Smooooooth brain!

15.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed, only with several additional pinches of self-loathing.

14.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Age verification?

🎡Curlers in your hair…shame on you!🎢

10.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

marked βœ…safeπŸ‘πŸ» from Bad Bunny halftime show

09.02.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The costume, alas, has not held up as well.

06.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aww, wish I could make it up there. Have fun!

06.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Makes me wonder…gee, does that apply to fires and ambulance calls too?

05.02.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Milk punch has to be an urban dictionary term

31.01.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww, the biggest little spoon.

30.01.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Five jobs I’ve had:

Paperboy
Boss of Paperboys
Tanker Inside Cleaner-Outer
Airborne Radio Traffic Reporter
Speech Therapist

29.01.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not sinus-piercingly cold outside. It’s minty fresh.

23.01.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

coupla big low (pressure) testicles

22.01.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still waiting for my sweet sweet Soros $$$ from the No Kings rallies. ;)

22.01.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, my small, 10% Latino, blue-state town could very easily be next.

22.01.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m mad enough to fscking drive up there and join the patrols, if not for being tagged as β€œsome outside agitator, probably paid.”

22.01.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Tracked or shocked?

21.01.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
IU Basketball - Martha the Cleaning Lady
YouTube video by Dennis Frasier IU Basketball - Martha the Cleaning Lady

Gotta hand it to the ol’ home state team. (Yeah, this was actually the intro to IU basketball on TV, but football was too awful to have a following then)
youtube.com/watch?v=rWXy...

20.01.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tell you, if they pull this out of their ass, there is almost no ass left to pull any more out of. #BearDown

19.01.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What.

The hell.

Was that?

19.01.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to ask if you were spending a night there with Ben Stiller!

18.01.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, rfkjr….

18.01.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster

Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster

Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster https://theonion.com/family-dog-suspected-cause-of-miniature-chuck-wagon-dis-1819564597/

18.01.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1209    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 10

Lobster rolls are $20+ even in downeast Maine, where poor kids used to be mocked at school or bringing lobster sandwiches from home for lunch.

18.01.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
it's a Richard Scarry town except it's ICE beating the shit out of people and being nazi recruits and caging them and stuff, by Reuben Bolling

it's a Richard Scarry town except it's ICE beating the shit out of people and being nazi recruits and caging them and stuff, by Reuben Bolling

We deserve a world of pickle cars, not this.

We all must show up until there are gold bugs of liberation in the street.

Brilliant, by @rubenbolling.bsky.social

16.01.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Nice dome. ;)

15.01.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mighty Mighty Middlemanagementtones

11.01.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s be each other’s chew toy ;)

09.01.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My dad got an employee-price deal on one of these babies (he worked for Whirlpool, which made Sears appliances) when they were trialing the first touchpads. Humidity made the pad randomly alternate channels rapid-fire.

09.01.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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