@mirkowuff.bsky.social
Wolf, soupΓ§on of eland (or maybe vice-versa). My age > dirt. Middle west. π¨ @lunecatta.bsky.social πͺ‘ @wildacai.bsky.social He/him/all that
Catch me winning gold in curling at the next Winter Olympics π₯
15.02.2026 20:31 β π 801 π 178 π¬ 23 π 7Smooooooth brain!
15.02.2026 21:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Agreed, only with several additional pinches of self-loathing.
14.02.2026 20:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Age verification?
π΅Curlers in your hairβ¦shame on you!πΆ
marked β safeππ» from Bad Bunny halftime show
09.02.2026 02:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The costume, alas, has not held up as well.
06.02.2026 19:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aww, wish I could make it up there. Have fun!
06.02.2026 02:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Makes me wonderβ¦gee, does that apply to fires and ambulance calls too?
05.02.2026 19:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Milk punch has to be an urban dictionary term
31.01.2026 02:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Awww, the biggest little spoon.
30.01.2026 16:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Five jobs Iβve had:
Paperboy
Boss of Paperboys
Tanker Inside Cleaner-Outer
Airborne Radio Traffic Reporter
Speech Therapist
Itβs not sinus-piercingly cold outside. Itβs minty fresh.
23.01.2026 22:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0coupla big low (pressure) testicles
22.01.2026 20:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Still waiting for my sweet sweet Soros $$$ from the No Kings rallies. ;)
22.01.2026 18:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also, my small, 10% Latino, blue-state town could very easily be next.
22.01.2026 17:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm mad enough to fscking drive up there and join the patrols, if not for being tagged as βsome outside agitator, probably paid.β
22.01.2026 17:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Tracked or shocked?
21.01.2026 02:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gotta hand it to the olβ home state team. (Yeah, this was actually the intro to IU basketball on TV, but football was too awful to have a following then)
youtube.com/watch?v=rWXy...
I tell you, if they pull this out of their ass, there is almost no ass left to pull any more out of. #BearDown
19.01.2026 02:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What.
The hell.
Was that?
I was going to ask if you were spending a night there with Ben Stiller!
18.01.2026 23:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks, rfkjrβ¦.
18.01.2026 20:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster
Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster https://theonion.com/family-dog-suspected-cause-of-miniature-chuck-wagon-dis-1819564597/
18.01.2026 16:00 β π 1209 π 87 π¬ 26 π 10Lobster rolls are $20+ even in downeast Maine, where poor kids used to be mocked at school or bringing lobster sandwiches from home for lunch.
18.01.2026 18:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's a Richard Scarry town except it's ICE beating the shit out of people and being nazi recruits and caging them and stuff, by Reuben Bolling
We deserve a world of pickle cars, not this.
We all must show up until there are gold bugs of liberation in the street.
Brilliant, by @rubenbolling.bsky.social
Nice dome. ;)
15.01.2026 23:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mighty Mighty Middlemanagementtones
11.01.2026 01:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs be each otherβs chew toy ;)
09.01.2026 19:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My dad got an employee-price deal on one of these babies (he worked for Whirlpool, which made Sears appliances) when they were trialing the first touchpads. Humidity made the pad randomly alternate channels rapid-fire.
09.01.2026 16:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0