no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

GUG HAT

they’re really trying their hardest to not release the epstein files it’s crazy

The softest Nazis you ever did see They're tough guys in the streets and delicate little babies in court.

"It’s comical that this big, brutal warrior would get on the stand to say that he literally felt assaulted by a sandwich exploding on his uniform. It’s more comical, though, that Dunn’s attorney then showed Larimore a photo of the sandwich on the ground. Wrapped. Not exploded."

"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

obama

i'm very glad this technology is being forced onto us everywhere on all levels

bluesky mods retire bitch

Just because its past October doesn't mean it can't be wide witch wednesday!

everybody transgender

Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

(speaking into wrist) it’s time

Ending the night on a sincere note, i pray to whatever god may exist that the Democratic Party sees this as a wake-up call. The new guard is here, we need progressive politics, we need action, we need engagement with the voting body, and we need it now. The old Democratic Party needs to go away.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw"

brother get this through your head

NOBODY can draw

we are literally

ALL

BULLSHITTING

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.