Outbursts Of Everett True

The Asheville Times, Wednesday, June 25,1924

-AND I DEFY HIM TO — PROVE - ONE — WORD — OF — I CANGET YOUR IDEAS THROUGH MY EARS!SO IT'S NOT NECESSARY FOR YOU TO POKE THEM THROUGH MY CHEST!

The Muskogee Times Democrat, June 23, 1915

The Seattle Star,June 18,1914

MR TRUE NICE COLLECTION OF FLIES YOU MRS. TRUE ! HAVE ITS A WONDER YOU WOULD'NT GET A FLY KILLeR AND GET BUSY !!! MRS TRUE; THERE'S ALSO A NICE COLLECTION OF SCREENS AND SCREEN DOORS IN THE BASEMENT WHICH YOU SHOULO HAVE PUT UP A MONTH AGO!!! NOW GET BUSY!!!

The Pittsburgh Press, June 13,1912

The Hutchinson Gazette,June 10,1921

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE EVERETT, YOUR CHILDREN ARE ENTIRELY TOO NOISY. THEY'RE OUT ON THE SIDE WALK, PLAYING AND LAUGHING - - THEY LAUGH, DO THEY! WELL, I’LL BET THEY NEVER HAD AS GOOD A LAUGH AS THEY ARE HAVING THIS VERY MINUTE! - SEE IF YOU CAN LAUGH !!! MR TRUE THROWS THE MAN OUT THE DOOR, THE MAN IS UPSIDE DOWN AS HE SAILS OUT THE DOOR, THE CHILDREN LOOK ON IN AMUSEMENT

The Omaha Daily News, April 27,1907

MR TRUE SLAPS A MAN UP SIDE HIS HEAD. THE MAN: HEY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY SLAPPING ME LIKE THAT ?!! MR. TRUE:I WILL EXPLAIN — I SAW YOU BOX A CHILD'S EARS YESTERDAY: YOU MIGHT HAVE RUINED HIS EARDRUMS!! MR TRUE HITS THE MAN ON TOP OF HIS HEAD, CAUSING THE MAN TO CRUMBLE DOWN TO THE FLOOR.

The Brooklyn Citizen, April 23,1917

MR TRUE IS TALKING OVER A WOODEN FENCE TO THE MAN THAT LIVES NEXT DOOR : DON'T YOU KNOW THAT A BONFIRE ON A WINDY DAY LIKE THIS IS LIABLE TO START A CONFLAGRATION! THE MAN REPLIED WHAT IF IT DOES? WHAT ARE WE PAYING THE FIREMEN FOR ? UPON HEARING THIS MR TRUE CRASHED THROUGH THE FENCE AND TACKLES THE MAN TO THE GROUND

The Detroit Times, April 14,1914

MR TRUE IS STANDING ON THE STREET WHEN AN ACQUAINTANCE OF HIS WALKS UP BEHIND HIM AND SAYS: HELLO, EVERETT, OLD SCOUT, HOW ARE YOU?!! AT THE SAME TIME THE MAN WITH EXCESSIVE FORCE, SLAPS MR TRUE ON THE BACK MR TRUE IS NOT PLEASED TO SAY THE LEAST. MR TRUE WHIRLS AROUND, AND USING HIS LARGE UMBRELLA STRIKES THE MAN ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD , KNOCKING THE MAN OFF HIS FEET MR TRUE REPLIES: I’M ABLE TO BE ABOUT, THANK YOU!!!

The Tacoma Times, April 8,1914

The Muskegon Chronicle( Muskegon Michigan) April 4,1921 In the first panel we six men standing on the corner completely blocking the sidewalk . The last panel we see Mr. True wade through the group of men, with his umbrella, now the sidewalk has been cleared and Mr. True says “ YOU'D THINK THIS SIDEWALK WAS A LODGE ROOM!!!”

The Muskegon Chronicle( Muskegon Michigan) April 4,1921

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERETT! SO YOU HAVE SWORN OFF SMOKING. HA-HA, THINK OF WHAT YOU'RE MISSING — SMELL THIS! SMELL THIS!!! MR TRUE IS SITTING IN THE READING ROOM READING HIS NEWSPAPER AN AQUAINTENCE KNOWING THAT MR TRUE HAS QUIT SMOKING, WAVES A LIT CIGAR UNDER MR TRUE’S NOSE AND SAY’S SMELL THIS MR TRUE , NOT APPRECIATING THIS GAVE THE MAN A SOLID LEFT FIST TO THE FACE, KNOCKING THE MAN OFF HIS FEET.

The Stockton Daily Evening Record, Thursday, April 3,1919

Thank you for the advice, I appreciate it.

MY CARD. MR. GEO. PUSHEM, EFFICIENCY EXPERT. AND STAY OUT! I HAVE NO USE FOR THE SHARP BOYS THAT GO AROUND SHOWING EMPLOYERS HOW THEY CAN KILL OFF THEIR HELP QUICKER BY SHIFTING TUO MEN'S WORK ONTO ONE!!!

The Evansville Press, April 10,1916

THE OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE PAPER MISTER? NO!! WHEN I WANT A PAPER I'LL ASK YOU FOR IT!! GET OUT!! I KNOW WHAT YOU DO WANT!! YOU WANT SOME HUMANITY POUNDED INTO YOU !!!!

The Omaha Daily News, March 27,1908

THIS IS ANOTHER SWELL PICTURE. THE GIRLS LOVER IS KILLED IN A RAILROAD ACCIDENT - IT ENDS UP SO PATHETIC - SO WILL YOU END UP PATHETIC, YOU BONE-HEAD, IF YOU DON'T QUIT TELLING ME THE PLOT OF EVERY FILM!!

The Spokane Press, March 25,1912

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE NO AUDIENCE IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A PEST LIKE YOU SUFFERING WITH A BAD COLD TO SIT BEHIND A PERSON AND COUGH AND BLOW THE SPRAY OVER THE BACK OF ONE'S NECK!!!

The Detroit Times, March 24,1914

Outbursts of Everett True THAT HAT'S A BEAUTY, EVERETT. YOU MUST HAVE BOUGHT IT BEFORE THE CIVIL WAR --- I DON'T WANT ANY REMARKS FROM YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE ABOUT THAT HAT!! I'M WEARING IT TO PLEASE MY WIFE!!!

Fort Wayne Daily News, March 15,1907

THE LANDLORD WHO PROMISES TO FIX THINGS UP A BIT, BUT - WELL, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

WILKES BARRE TIMES LEADER, MARCH 13,1909

BOW WOW wow.wow-wow GR-R-R TEE-HEE! BOW WOW GR-R-R BOW WOW! BOW! SIC ‘IM!

Sacramento Star , March 12,1914

SAY, TRUE HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH ANYHOW? GUESS!

Muskogee Times Democrat, March 10,1915

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE (BY CONDO.) I SEE YOU HAVE BEGUN READING THE GREEN VEIL! I READ THAT ALREADY. THE GIRL DIES AND THE HERO LOSES HIS MIND OH, ISN'T THAT NICE! SINCE YOU TOLD ME HOW THE STORY ENDS I WON'T NEED TO READ IT,WILL I ?!!

The West Virginian, Fairmont West Virginia, March 7,1917

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE THERE YOU ARE! YOU LOSE YOUR BET! THERE IT IS IN BLACK AND WHITE! I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT OR ANY OTHER BOOK SAYS — I KNOw I'M RIGHT!

The Omaha Daily News
March 05,1915

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE PHEW!! WOW!! DON'T SMOKE THAT VILE STOGIE AROUND ME!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, THERE ARE OTHER CHAIRS IN THIS SMOKING ROOM,SIR! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ONE WAY OVER THERE ?!!

The Muskogee Times Democrat, February 28,1922

Outbursts of Everett True. I'LL TO GIVE YOU HALF A MINUTE LET OUT THE CHECK- REIN ON THAT HORSE! YOU MEDDLE IN MY AFFAIRS, SIR, AND ILL NOTIFY MY LAWYER! AND YOU'D BETTER NOTIFY YOUR DOCTOR, TOO!!!

The Macon News, Macon Georgia, Thursday, February 27,1919

Outbursts of Everett True - - By Condo I'Ve PUT A TACK ON BILL'S CHAIR - DON'T SAY A WORD! I WON'T！！！

The Richmond Item
Richmond Indiana,
Wednesday. February 26,1919

A.D. CONDO 1872-1956

A. D. Condo
1872 - 1956

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE NO, MY DEAR MRS. McTATTLE, 'WE'RE NOT AT HOME. YOU HAVE THE HABIT OF CARRYING GOSSIP FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE AND STIRRING UP STRIFE AMONG NEIGHBORS! SCAT!!!

The Seattle Star, February 24,1915

The Outbursts of Everett True By Condo I'VE GOT TO HAVE AN ELECTRIC WASHING MACHINE. I DON'T THINK, MRS, TRUE, THAT WE REALLY NEED ONE- IT ISN'T WHAT "WE" THINK ABOUT IT!! "WE" DON'T DO THE WASHINGS — I DO THEM !!! I DO THEM WHILE YOU SIT IN A SWIVEL CHAIR DOWN TOWN AND TURN THE CRANK OF A PENCIL SHARPENER !!!

The Atlantic City Gazette Review, February 21,1921

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE WELL EVERETT, MY OLD WOMAN AND I CELEBRATED OUR TENTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY YESTERDAY ALLOW ME TO CONGRATULATE YOU!! I DEARLY LOVE TO HEAR A MAN REFER TO HIS WIFE AS "THE OLD WOMAN"!!!

The Tacoma Times, February 20,1912

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE HELLO EV! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PICTURES OF YOURSELF THAT I MAKE FOR THE PAPER? THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOU! SMART ALECK!! I'LL TEACH YOU TO RIDICULE AN IN- OFFENSIVE MAN WHO MINDS HIS OWN BUSINESS!!!!!

The Muskogee Times Democrat, Muskogee, Oklahoma Territory, February 19,1907