Outbursts Of Everett True

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- MR. AND MRS TRUE ARE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM, MR. TRUE IS READING THE NEWSPAPER WHILE MRS. TRUE KNITS MR. TRUE: LISTEN, MRS. TRUE - - A SOLDIER GIVES AN ACCOUNT OF HIS EXPERLENCES IN THE TRENCHES- LET'S SEE, HERE'S WHAT HE SAYS: "FOR DAYS I LAY UNCONSCIOUS- For two WEEKS MY STOMACH WOULDN'T EVEN HOLD WATER. WHEN I LEFT THE TRENCHES I WEIGHED ONLY 108 POUNDS. I FEARED I SHOULD NEVER SEE MY LOVED ONES AGAIN, BUT THANKS TO DOCTOR KILLEM'S TONIC I CAN NOw - - P2- MRS. TRUE LAUGHS OUTLOUD HA- HA- HA! HA- HA-HA - HA! HA - HA! HA - HA-HA! MR. TRUE HAS AN DISPLEASED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE

Muskegon Chronicle
January 25,1918

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- THE SCENE IS THE INTERIOR OF AN ELEVATOR, THERE IS THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR, EVERETT AND AN UNNAMED MAN… UNNAMED MAN:OH! — THIRD! EVERETT: KEEP RIGHT ON GOING MISTOR ELEVATOR MAN! I WANT THE NINTH!! LET THIS FELLOW PUT IN THE NEW YEAR LEARNING TO CALL OUT HIS FLOOR BEFORE REACHING IT!!! EVERETT HITS THE MAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, MASHING HIS HAT, AND MAKING THE MAN SINK DOWN TOWARDS THE ELEVATOR FLOOR THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR SMILES AND LOOKS ON APPROVINGLY

The Muncie Evening Press
January 24,1921

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A MAN APPROACHING HIM ON THE STREET, THE MAN WANTS TO SHAKE EVERETT’S HAND MAN: WHY, HELCO, EVERETT HOW DO YOU DO! AND HOW'S EVERYBODY UP YOUR WAYS? P2- EVERETT: WHY, HELLO, OLD SCHOOLMATE! YOU've PASSED ME FOR YEARS AND NEVER SO MUCH AS SAID "GOOD MORNING" BUT NOW YOU'RE RUNNING FOR POLITICAL OFFICE! SHAKE, OLD MAN! SHAKE!! INSTEAD OF SHAKING THE MANS HAND, EVERETT IS SHAKING THE MAN.

The Cincinnati Post
January 23,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- SEVERAL MEN ARE STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK TALKING, THEY HAVE THE SIDEWALK BLOCKED MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO GET BY THEM P2- EVERETT ARRIVES AND SEES THE PROBLEM AND HAS AN IMMEDIATE SOLUTION! EVERETT: WHAT DO YOU GABFLINGERS THINK THE SIDEWALK IS,A DEBATING FORUM, OR A PLACE FOR BUSY POOPLE TO PASS ALONG!!! EVERETT THROWS THE MEN HEAD FIRST OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK

The Tacoma Times
January 21,1916

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-A LADY INTRODUCES HER FRIEND TO EVERETT LADY: MR. TRUE, YOU MUST MEET MY FRIEND, MRS.EAVE SON SHE IS A NEAR NEIGHBOR OF YOURS. P2- EVERETT TIPS HIS HAT AND BOWS EVERETT : CHARMED, 工 ASSURE YOU! ALTHOUGH WE NEED NO INTRODUCTION. THE LADY IS PRETTY WELL ACQUAINTED WITH OUR FAMILY AFFAIRS. HER 'PHONE AND OURS ARE ON THE SAME TWO-PARTY LINE AND WE OFTEN CATCH HER LISTENING IN!!

The Sunday Record
Columbia South Carolina
January 19,1919

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo MR TRUE IS STANDING WITH HIS BACK TO THE STOVE P1-MRS. TRUE: THAT MISERABLE STOVE IS SMOKING AGAIN! THE PIPE IS FULL OF SOOT AND YOU PROMISED FAITHFULLY TO CLEAN IT OUT! MR.TRUE: Yes, MRS. TRUE,I DID PROMISE, BUT I DIDN'T SAY WHEN I'D DO IT- P2- MRS. TRUE: DO IT NOW! MRS. TRUE KNOCKS DOWN MR.TRUE, HE FALLS BACKWARDS, KNOCKING OVER THE STOVE,THE STOVEPIPE FALLS AND HITS HIM ON HIS HEAD

The Tacoma Times
January 18,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS HAVING A MEAL AT A RESTAURANT AND HE NOTICES A MAN ATTEMPTING TO TAKE HIS NEWSPAPER THAT IS LAYING ON THE DINING TABLE P2- EVERETT: IT SEEMS A MAN CAN'T LAY HIS NEWSPAPER TWO FEET AWAY FROM HIM WITHOUT SOME VULTURE SWOOPING DOWN ON IT EVERETT GRABS THE MANS RIGHT ARM PULLING HIM TOWARDS HIM AND EVERETT PULLS THE RIGHT MANS EAR

The Seattle Star
Saturday, January 17,1914

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1-EVERETT IS WAITING FOR A MAN TO SHOW UP AT THE APPOINTED TIME , THE MAN HURRIEDLY WALKS UP TO EVERETT: MAN: SAY, EVERETT, WHAT'S KEPT YOU SO LONG! I WAS HERE AT HALF PAST TWO AND WAITED 15 MINUTES, THEN I WENT AROUND THE CORNER TO CET A CIGAR: P2-EVERETT HAS GRABBED THE MAN BY THE NECK AND GETS READY TO HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH HIS UMBRELLA EVERETT: SHUT UP!!! DON'T ADD LYING TO YOUR OTHER CRIMES! I WAS HERE AT THE APPOINTED TIME, AND YOU WERE NOT!!

The Seattle Star
Friday, January 16,1914

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-EVERETT IS TALKING TO A MAN SMOKING A CIGARETTE EVERETT: CAN YOU READ? CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN:YES, SIR. P2- EVERETT : DIDN'T YOU READ THAT SIGN OVER THERE? EVERETT POINTS TO A NO SMOKING SIGN CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN: SURE, I READ IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN SIGNS. P3- EVERETT: “O, YE OF LITTLE FAITH"!! EVERETT STRIKES THE MAN ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS LARGE UMBRELLA THE MAN GOES BACKWARDS AS STARS SURROUND HIS HEAD AND HIS CIGARETTE GOES FLYING…

The Evening Telegram
Superior Wisconsin
January 10,1917

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- , EVERETT IS SPEAKING TO A MAN, THAT WAS VERY RUDE TO ANOTHER MAN WHO HAS JUST WALKED OUT OF THE PANEL… EVERETT:IT STRIKES ME, SIR, THAT IT D YOU OUGHT TO BE MORE CIVIL TO THAT FELLOW! RUDE MAN: IT DOESN'T STRIKE ME THAT WAY — HE'S ONLY AN IGNORANT DAGO —- P2- EVERETT : WELL, IT'S GOING TO STRIKE YOU THAT WAY IF I CAN BRING ENOUGH PRESSURE TO BEAR !!! EVERETT STRIKES THE RUDE MAN WITH A POWERFUL ROUND HOUSE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD, KNOCKING OF HIS HAT, AND KNOCKING THE RUDE MAN OFF OF HIS FEET

The Bay City Times
Bay City,Michigan
January 05,1919

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A HORSE, HOOKED TO A WAGON, WITH IT’S HEAD DOWN, ON A VERY COLD AND WINDY DAY P2-EVERETT FINDS THE OWNER OF THE HORSE IN A SALOON, PLAYING CARDS EVERETT: AS I SUSPECTED LOAFING IN THE SALOON WHILE THE HORSE STANDS IN THE STREET TILL HE'S CHILLED TO THE MARROW... EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE ARM AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE SALOON, TURNING OVER THE CARD TABLE AND CHAIRS

Los Angeles Record
Wednesday, January 03,1917

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN A MENS CLUB SITTING IN A EASY CHAIR READING A NEWSPAPER WHEN A MAN WALKS UP TO HIM WITH SOME CIGARS MAN: HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERETT! SO YOU HAVE SWORN OFF SMOKING, HA - HA, THINK OF WHAT WHAT YOU'RE MISSING - SMELL THIS! P2- EVERETT DIDN’T TAKE KINDLY TO THE MAN TRYING TO TEMPT HIM WITH CIGARS , EVERETT ACTED SWIFTLY SWINGING AND HITTING THE MAN WITH A MASSIVE LEFT ROUNDHOUSE TO THE MAN’S FACE, KNOCKING THE MAN OFF HIS FEET

Battle Creek Enquirer
January 01.1919

Outbursts Of Everett True BY A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS ADDRESSING US THE READERS, HE IS STANDING, HOLDING HIS LIT CIGAR IN HIS LEFT HAND , AND POUNDS THE TABLE WITH HIS RIGHT HAND AS HE SPEAKS… EVERETT TRUE: THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR WHEN IT'S CUSTOMARY TO GRAB HOLD OF THE HIGH RESOLVE, REFORM, TURN OVER A NEW LEAF, SWEAR OFF, AND THAT SORT OF THING, SO THAT'S JUST WHAT IM GOING TO DO RIGHT NOW -NOT!!

The Times
Shreveport Louisiana
December 31,1909

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- THE MAN WORKING NEXT TO EVERETT: HEY EVERETT! ( THEN PROCEEDS TO MUMBLE SOMETHING UNINTELLIGIBLE,THEN FINISHED WITH YESTERDAY!) EVERETT: WHAT? ( HOLDING A HAND TO HIS EAR) P2-MAN: "WHAT?" DO I LOOK LIKE A "WHAT"? P3- EVERETT HAS GOTTEN TIRED OF THIS AND ANSWERED THE MAN BY THROWING A CHAIR AND HITTING THE MAN IN THE HEAD WITH IT.

The Atlantic City Sunday Gazette
December 30,1917

Outbursts Of Everett True P1- EVERETT RUNS INTO A MAN DOWNTOWN EVERETT: I JUDGE FROM THE PICTURES IN THE PAPERS THAT THIS IS MR. OILUM, COUNSEL FOR GRAB & CO. MR. OILUM : YeS, I AM HE. WITH WHOM HAVE I THE PLEASURE OF SPEAKING! P2- EVERETT: MY NAME IS EVERETT TRUE. THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE! WHENEVER I MEET A CORPORATION LAWYER I LIKE TO CLEAN HIM!!! EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS, LIFTING HIM OFF THE SIDEWALK AND SHAKES LIKE A PERSON WOULD SHAKE A BLANKET

The Atlantic City Review
December 29,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS ASKING TWO CHILDREN ABOUT THEIR CHRISTMAS EVERETT :GOOD MORNING, CHILDREN - WHAT DID SANTA CLAUS BRING YOU FOR CHRISTMAS? CHILDREN: OH WE DON'T BELIEVE IN SANDY, MISTER GREEN TELLED US THEY ISN'T NO SANDY CLAUS P2- EVERETT IS VERY DISTURBED BY WHAT THE CHILDREN HAVE TOLD HIM. EVERETT: THERE'S THAT FELLOW GREEN I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL-MORNING!! EVERETT IS GOING TO HAVE A FRANK DISCUSSION WITH MR. GREEN. EVERETT APPEARS TO BE REACHING DOWN TO PICK UP A WOOD 2x4 OFF OF THE GROUND…

The Port Huron Times Herald
December 28,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- ITS A COLD MORNING AT THE EVERETT HOUSE, MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE STILL IN BED, MRS. TRUE WAKES UP AND TAPS MR. TRUE ON HIS SHOULDER. MRS. TRUE: EVERETT! TIME TO GET UP AND MAKE THE FIRE! MR.TRUE: IT’S TOO COLD!! P2- MRS. TRUE HAS KICKED EVERETT OUT OF THE BED, HE LANDS ON HIS HEAD, KNOCKING OVER THE NIGHT STAND AND CHAIR THAT WAS NEXT TO THE BED

The Spokane Press
December 26,1910

Outbursts Of Everett True P1- EVERETT IS IN A CROWDED MOVIE THEATRE, HE BECOMING VERY ANNOYED BY A MAN SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND HIM… THE MAN IS MAKING A LOT OF NOISE AS HE IS EATING PEANUTS… SNAP CRACKLE CRACKLE CRUNCH— P2- EVERETT HAS HAD ENOUGH… EVERETT : I HAVE NO OBJECTION TO YOUR SATISFYING THE PANGS OF HUNGER, BUT A MOVING PICTURE AUDIENCE IS NOT THE PROPER PLACE! I WON'T SIT STILL AND LISTEN TO THE NOISE OF FEEDING AND INHALE YOUR PEANUT-LADEN BREATH!! EVERETT UNCEREMONIOUSLY KICKS THE MAN OUT OF THE THEATER ,WHERE HE LANDS ON THE CURB

The Cincinnati Post
December 24,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MRS. TRUE STOPS MR.TRUE JUST BEFORE HE LEAVES THE HOUSE MRS. TRUE: EVERETT BEFORE YOU GO LEAVE ME SOME MONEY. I WANT TO GET A FEW CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR OUR FRIENDS. MR. TRUE: DON'T YOU THINK OUR FRIENDS CAN GET ALONG WITHOUT BLOWING OURSELVES ON THEM FOR A LOT OF FOOL KNICK-KNACKS! P2- WE SEE EVERETT IS SITTING ON THE FLOOR LOOKING FORLORN AND SAD AT HIS OPEN AND EMPTY POCKETBOOK…

The Oklahoma News
December 22,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN THE LINE AT THE THEATER WHEN THE MAN BEHIND HIM BEGINS TO COUGH WITHOUT COVERING HIS FACE… KAW HAW! KAW HOOP! P2- EVERETT : SO YOU WOULD GO INTO THIS THEATER WITH YOUR BAD COLD AND SPREAD THE INFECTION, AND SPOIL THE ENTERTAINMENT WITH YOUR COUGH THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BARKING OF A SEA LION!! THE OPEN AIR FOR YOU!!! EVERETT GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS AND ESCORTS HIM OUT OF THE THEATER, BUT BY THE LOOKS OF THE MANS MASHED HAT, EVERETT MUST HAVE KNOCKED HIM ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD BEFORE SHOWING HIM TO THE STREET

The Salina Daily Union
Salina Kansas
December 20,1917

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT HAS JUST ENTERED THE OFFICE OF THE MAN WHO IS THE OWNER OF THE HOUSE HE RENTS FROM EVERETT PROMPTLY GRABS THE MAN BY THE SHOULDERS AND PULLS HIM OVER HIS DESK EVERETT: GOOD MORNING SiR! I WON'T WASTE MUCH OF YOUR TIME! YOU've PROMISED SEVERAL TIMES TO HAVE THOSE REPAIRS MADE ON THE HOUSE WE RENT OF YOU, AND P2- EVERETT : I WAS GOING TO WRITE YOU A LETTER ABOUT IT TODAY, BUT I DECIDED THAT A PERSONAL INTERVIEW WOULD BE MORE LIKELY TO GET SOME ACTION!!! EVERETT LEAVES THE OFFICE, THE MANS DESK IS TURNED OVER AND HE IS ON THE FLOOR ,STARS FLOATING AROUND HIS HEAD.

The San Diego Sun
Thursday, December 19,1918

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS READING WHEN HE HEARS MRS.TRUE WHO IS IN THE KITCHEN CRY OUT IN PAIN…OUCH!!! MR. TRUE IS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED P2- MRS.TRUE: YOU LEFT THE STOVE LID LIFTER IN THE LID AGAIN TO GET HOTTER THAN BLAZES!.. MRS. TRUE THROWS THE STOVE. LID LIFTER AND IT HIT EVERETT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

The Muncie Evening Press
December 18,1917

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS WALKING UP THE SIDEWALK WHEN HE SEES TWO MEN BLOCKING HIS WAY… ONE OF THE MEN IS TALKING TO THE OTHER ONE…. SAY, BO, TALK ABOUT YOUR SWELL TIME! THE LID WAS OFF, AND— EVERETT IS NOT HAVING IT, P2- EVERETT HAS ALREADY WALKED OUT OF OUR VIEW, BUT WE SEE THE AFTERMATH OF EVERETT WALKING THROUGH THE PANEL, BOTH MEN ARE OFF THEIR FEET, ONE IS ON HIS HEAD WHILE THE OTHER ONE IS SITTING UP WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.

The Tacoma Times
Wednesday, December 17,1913

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.B.Condo P1- MR. TRUE IS IN HIS CHAIR READING HIS NEWSPAPER, MRS TRUE IS IN THE ROOM… MR.TRUE: HOW CAN A MAN WRITE SUCH SILLY SLUSH AS THESE LETTERS IN THIS DIVORCE CASE!! MRS.TRUE: THAT REMINDS ME. MRS. TRUE GOES OUT OF THE ROOM P2- MRS. TRUE: LISTEN — DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS? DEAREST DARLING: EVERY MOMENT IS A THOUSAND YEARS WHEN I AM NOT WITH You. THE BRIGHTEST STARS ARE DULL COMPARED TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL eYES, AND YOUR VOICE IS HEAVENLY MUSIC. A MILLION KISSES! WITH UNDYING AFPECTION YOUR EVERETT. MR TRUE HAS SLUMPED OUT OF HIS CHAIR AND INTO THE FLOOR, HIS COUNTENANCE HAS FELL WITH THE RECOGNITION OF THE LETTER MRS TRUE HAS JUST READ

The Pittsburgh Press
December 16,1915

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A MAN BREAKING IN LINE AT THE POST OFFICE STAMP WINDOW MAN: HEY' TWO CENTS WORTH OF ONE-CENT STAMPS PLEASE' P2- EVERETT IS NOT HAVING IT EVERETT: BUTT IN AHEAD OF THE LINE, WILL YOU? COULDN'T SEE THE SIGN "THIS WAY IN." COULD YOU? WELL, ILL SHOW YOU THE WAY OUT!!!! EVERETT ADMINISTERS A RIGHT UPCUT SENDING THE MAN BACKWARDS, HIS HAT FLYING

The Topeka Daily Herald
December 15,1906

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MR TRUE IS AT HIS READING TABLE SMOKING A CIGAR MR. TRUE: MRS. TRUE !!! WHAT IN THUNDER ARE YOU BURNING OUT THERE IN THE KITCHEN?!!!!!! P2- MRS. TRUE ANSWERS FROM THE KITCHEN… MRS. TRUE: IS IT ANY WORSE THAN THOSE PUTRID STOGIES YOU PERFUME THE HOUSE WITH?!!!! AND SHE THROWS A LARGE KETTLE, HITTING MR.TRUE ON THE HEAD,KNOCKING HIM OUT OF HIS CHAIR AND CAIUSING THE TABLE TO TURN OVER.

The Spokane Press
Saturday, December 14,1907

Outbursts of Everett True By A.D.Condo Mr AND MRS TRUE ARE HAVING DINNER MR. TRUE : BY GEORGE, THESE BISCUITS AREN'T ANYTHING LIKE MY MOTHER USED TO BAKE - - MRS TRUE: THAT'S ALL RIGHT, EVERETT DON'T DODGE, YOU NEVER TOLD A GREATER TRUTH IN YOUR LIFE. HER B/SCUITS WERE THE BEST EVER!

The Cincinnati Post
Friday, December 13,1907

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE P1-MR TRUE IS SITTING ON THE TOP BLEACHER AT THE BALLGAME WHEN HE SEES A POLICEMAN CHASING AWAY TWO BOYS ,WHO WERE WATCHING THE GAME THROUGH A KNOTHOLE IN THE BALLPARK FENCE P2- MR. TRUE WAS VERY ANNOYED BY THIS AND SWATTED THE POLICEMAN ON THE HEAD WITH HIS UMBRELLA

The Daily Review
Decatur Illinois,December 12,1925

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS AT THE THEATER AND THERE IS A MAN BEHIND HIM SPOILING THE STORY BY TELLING WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT… MAN BEHIND EVERETT: NO, IT'S NOT IN THIS SCENE THAT HE SHOOTS THE DETECTIVE. HE COMES IN FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STAGE, AND JUST AS HE TURN3 AROUND -- P2- EVERETT HAS HAD ENOUGH, HE TURNS AROUND AND SAYS… EVERETT: I DO NOT WISH TO APPEAR RUDE, MY DEAR SIR, BUT I FIND IT NECESSARY TO CHOKE YOU INTO INSENSIBILITY !!!! EVERETT HAS HIS HANDS AROUND THE MANS THROAT, EVERYONE AROUND THEM SEEMS TO APPROVE OF MR TRUE’S ACTION, EXCEPT FOR THE MAN OF COURSE…

The Seattle Star
Thursday,December 11,1913