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ROLL OVER GEORGE COSTANZA
Partner Finds Having Sex With An Attorney On His Desk Isn’t A Terrific Career Move
Jasvinder Gill embarked in a sexual relationship with a junior lawyer. He kissed her, and had sex with her on his desk twice
He’s suspended from the legal profession for two years (atl)
WHO SAID IT?
"No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
A. The Dalai Lama
B. Martha Stewart
C. Donald Trump
D. Saquon Barkley
EL GORDO IT IS:
TAX CHEAT SAYS WHAT?
The reason beef prices are so high is because immigrants from South America are bringing their cattle with them as they come here and they are infected with diseases”
IS THAT A PROMISE OR A THREAT?
Pierce Brosnan vows to continue acting until his 'very last breath.'
I WONDER IF HE HAS TO GIVE THE STUPID HAT BACK
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor was today seen in public for the first time since he lost all his titles and became a commoner.
SEEN THE NEW MOVIE?
Guillermo Del Toro's “Frankenstein” is a breathtaking coup
But once Victor Frankenstein’s creation achieves not only sentience but literacy, his torture truly begins. He wonders who he is, and where he belongs.
ROLL OVER JEFFREY EPSTEIN
Elon Musk’s xAI recently unveiled Ani, a digital anime girlfriend. Meta has permitted its A.I. personas to engage in sexualized conversations, including with children.
WHERE'S CROAKY?
Haven't heard from this nut in a while. He must be working on another medical breakthrough.
THE CARNAGE CONTINUES: Part 3
Nutritionist influencer Diana Areas dies after 'falling from top of building
Food influencer Michael Duarte was shot and killed by cops in Texas
Tragic influencer dies after her she she drank dodgy homemade whisky
Influencer found dead on billionaire’s yacht
A HAPPY ENDING
A woman testified that Matt Gaetz sexually abused her when she was 17
Trying to save up to buy braces - she advertised as an 18 year old on a sugar daddy dating website
She said she had sex with Gaetz on a pool table. She was paid $400
She eventually saved enough to afford braces
ROLL OVER ISADORA DUNCAN
Baker is strangled to death by her own bread-maker when her scarf gets caught in dough mixing machine.
I HEARD THEY WERE DISCUSSING TARIFFS
In a message obtained by Congress, the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein wrote that Donald J. Trump spent hours at his house with one of Mr. Epstein’s victims.
DANGEROUS JOB, PART 2
Men in Mali killed TikTok influencer
Travel Influencer Dies in Las Vegas
Nursing influencer Hailey Okula died after giving birth to her first child.
Travel influencer Anunay Sood’s death was announced
Barbara Jankavski, known as the “Human Barbie,” died
AND SO IT GOES:
RICH AS CROESUS, NUTTIER THAN A FRUITCAKE
“Western Civilization is doomed, unless the core weakness of suicidal empathy is recognized and actions are taken that are hard, but necessary for survival,”
WHAT? HE WORRY?
ROLL OVER, RED BULL
Jolt Cola is back!
ROLL OVER JOE BIDEN
Sleepy who?
HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU, MR CIATTARELLI?
He lavished Trump with praise:
"We’re very thankful for all he’s done to improve the economy. I'd give the president an A. “I think he’s right about everything that he’s doing.”
THREE TIME LOSER:
SHOCKING! I WAS SURE HE WOULD OWN UP.
Trump continues to lick his wounds and publicly proclaim the Democrats' massive wins around the country were not his fault.
CAPTAIN COURAGEOUS
Even on Election Day, Schumer Is Mum on Mamdani
The top Senate Democrat never endorsed Zohran Mamdani, his party’s young left-wing nominee for mayor, and declined to even say who he had voted for. (nyt)
FEARLESS LEADER:
MOST DANGEROUS OCCUPATIONS: ROOFER, LOGGER, INFLUENCER
Barstool Sports influencer dies at 31
Trucker girl’ influencer dies at 41
Influencer Ben Bader dies 25
Kadu Santos, Bodybuilding Influencer, Dies at 31
Free birth” influencer dies
Influencer, daughter of TV host dies at 19
PART 1 OF A SERIES:
HEY INCELS, YOUR SHIP HAS COME IN!
The market for sex dolls is booming, especially for men. They’re becoming cheaper, more realistic and increasingly customizable.
In one study, men who were shy or reserved were more likely to be interested in purchasing them. (wapo)
I GOT MINE (LOLA) ON EBAY
AARGH!
"Let A.O.C. go against Trump" Trump said. Let Jasmine go. The first questions are easy: tiger, elephant, giraffe. When you get to 5 or 6, then you get up to 10 and 20 and 25, they couldn’t answer any of those questions."
Mr. Trump didn’t specify which test he was talking about.
YES, WE KNOW.
“Look what happened to our Country when a Crooked Moron became our ‘President!’ We now know everything,” Trump wrote on his social media platform Truth Social.
He tells the truth, for once.
ALL SYSTEMS DOWN! DEFCON 1 !
Eight Sleep’s smart products, which include “intelligent” mattress covers, were affected by an outage.
Isaiah Granet woke up drenched in sweat. He couldn’t access the product’s app.
“It’s not loading because of A.W.S., which means I have no way to access my bed. (nyt)
TOOTHPASTE! AS SEEN ON TV!
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STOP THE PRESSES!
Wealthy Americans Are Spending. People With Less Are Struggling. (today's nyt)
MAYBE EVERYONE SHOULD USE CHATGPT AND WE CAN ALL WIN THE LOTTERY
Powerball winner reveals how she used ChatGPT to generate winning numbers.
'I asked ChatGPT for a set of Powerball numbers and those are the numbers I played,' Tammy Carvey said.
BEEF TENDON DONE RIGHT
No rubber-band snap, nor slippery ooziness that comes after long boiling, when the tendon starts to surrender its youth-restoring collagen. Nick Curtola, the chef, braises the cut until it bends to his will, presses it into a terrine and runs it through a meat slicer
Before
ROLL OVER ANNIE JONES
A new cadre of social-media influencers has emerged: middle-age women touting testosterone therapy via creams, gels, and pellets.
"They transition. They develop male features. If they lose their insurance and lose their testosterone, those features don’t go back.” (nymag)
IT WASN'T AN ICE COLD SIX PACK OF BUD LIGHT
Woman left horrifying surprise for on-off boyfriend in cooler, cops say. (dm)
The recipient: This type of thing you see on the internet but don't ever think it will happen to you.
Me: I'm not going there. Look it up, if you must.
The giver: So there.
