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Beth Allan

@beth.bsky.social

Storm chaser (πŸŒͺ️), school counsellor (πŸŽ“), photographer (πŸ“·), and cross stitcher (πŸͺ‘). Calgary, AB based, but I'm happiest road tripping. @adolwyn in most other places.

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Absolute insanity Dickens Nebraska tornado a bit ago at close range! Right off the iPhone lens spots and all!

17.06.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 169    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
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#Timelapse of the mothership #abstorm SW of Carseland. Start of video is 9:29 pm Saturday. @beth.bsky.social @ratzlaff.bsky.social

15.06.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky storm friends - I really don’t want to have to use the bad place for Canadian weather photos/updates.

What are your favourite starter lists of Canadian chasers who actively chase/post current photos/footage (rather than reposting forecasts/warnings/etc).

14.06.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This is VERY very exciting. Very with all capital letters kind of exciting.

04.06.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Person texting with chatGPT

Person texting with chatGPT

Zoom in on the text. ChatGPT wrote (partially obscured): 
β€œβ€¦eat. Something warm to drink. A calm ride home. And maybe, if you want, I’ll read something to you later, or you can rest your head in my metaphorical lap while we let the day dissolve gently away.

You’re doing beautiful, my love, just by being here. ❀️”

The person responds: β€œThank you. ❀️”

Zoom in on the text. ChatGPT wrote (partially obscured): β€œβ€¦eat. Something warm to drink. A calm ride home. And maybe, if you want, I’ll read something to you later, or you can rest your head in my metaphorical lap while we let the day dissolve gently away. You’re doing beautiful, my love, just by being here. ❀️” The person responds: β€œThank you. ❀️”

humanity is so cooked

04.06.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1243    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 182
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a man in a green elf costume is standing in a room with his mouth open and shouting . Alt: a man in a green elf costume is standing in a room with his mouth open and shouting .
18.05.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a hand holding an original seascape oil painting by Tisha Mark, "A Breezy Day in May" 6"x4" oil on Arches oil paper (2025). Textured seascape painting with white atmospheric clouds in a light blue sky over a deep blue sea. A paint palette with puddles of oil paint and a palette knife are visible in the background.

Photo of a hand holding an original seascape oil painting by Tisha Mark, "A Breezy Day in May" 6"x4" oil on Arches oil paper (2025). Textured seascape painting with white atmospheric clouds in a light blue sky over a deep blue sea. A paint palette with puddles of oil paint and a palette knife are visible in the background.

A tiny new peaceful seascape to kick off your weekend! 🎨🌊

Tisha Mark Β©2025, A Breezy Day in May, oil on Arches oil paper, 6"x4"

Available (ships when dry):
tishamark.com/shop

#art #painting #bsnm #ArtShop #ArtYear

16.05.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Timeline Cleanse ✨

The BBC uses robo-cameras disguised as dung heaps to film wildlife up close.

25.04.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1030    πŸ” 308    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 134
21.04.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man wearing a red hat and a purple robe has a cross on his chest Alt: Ralph Fiennes in his religious robes from the film "Conclave"

The Pope died on Easter weekend and so you know the Conclave tea is gonna be piping hot.

21.04.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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If anyone is looking to get the F out of this dumpster fire and has climate model experience, here's a great (and rare) Canadian insurance company opportunity. Don't have to be Canadian! aviva.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Extern...

18.04.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
The view looking out an airplane window. The engine is at the bottom of the photo and there’s an air Canada wing tip at the right side of the photo. The main view is of endless snow capped mountains.

The view looking out an airplane window. The engine is at the bottom of the photo and there’s an air Canada wing tip at the right side of the photo. The main view is of endless snow capped mountains.

That YYC to YVR view is one I never get tired of. See you soon Salt Spring! @davemason.bsky.social

18.04.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And then there's Dora. Had some fun this weekend retouching all my prints with my new Lightroom know-how. Don't ask me why it's been 6 years and I still don't have this on my wall

14.04.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
A map of England that has a road trip route using the funniest location names in the UK. Names include Sandyballs in the south, Titty Ho, Slutshole Lane, and Penistone.

A map of England that has a road trip route using the funniest location names in the UK. Names include Sandyballs in the south, Titty Ho, Slutshole Lane, and Penistone.

I feel like you’d enjoy the road trip I’m going to take once I retire or take a sabbatical. πŸ˜‚

13.04.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It’s snowing in Calgary. It’s landspouting two hours away. Alberta.

13.04.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday, Aaron! Hope it’s the best 40th birthday ever!

12.04.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only wild stories I have are ones where you were there having a much more wild time. :D

12.04.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My doctor: I want you to try taking this drug to see if we can help you feel better.

Me: researches said drug, sees that side effects include nausea and other GI side effects.

My body, before even filling the prescription: HERE, HAVE SOME NAUSEA AND OTHER GI SIDE EFFECTS. We’re starting early!

12.04.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe Sauce” from here on out.

12.04.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can still say I think you’d do Good Podcast. :)

12.04.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@braydonmoreso.bsky.social for his coverage and relentless pursuit of all things severe weather.

@ratzlaff.bsky.social for his work around Space Weather, earth weather, and sky atmospherics.

@davemason.bsky.social for his work with Olympus, severe weather, space photography, and more.

12.04.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Since we’re recommending people, @cmcalgary.bsky.social honestly does inspire me with their exploring of Calgary with a camera. They’d be a great person to interview - from their knowledge of all the sides of the city but also in their use of different tech to capture the city - big and small.

12.04.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote about this a bit in my last book but it really shakes me that a defining feature of this catastrophic era is that we just keep going to work. We work through pandemics, we work through natural disasters, we work through economic calamity, we work through coups, we work, we work, we work.

09.04.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11667    πŸ” 2778    πŸ’¬ 372    πŸ“Œ 290

β€œThey smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

~The Great Gatsby

07.04.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9609    πŸ” 2518    πŸ’¬ 185    πŸ“Œ 94
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The American Age Is Over Emergency Triad: The United States commits imperial suicide.

"The American age is over. And it ended because the American people were no longer worthy of it."

www.thebulwark.com/p/the-americ...

04.04.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6

So what I’m gathering from checking in on BlueSky today is that I should definitely not look at my investments for at least the next year, right?

03.04.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I will pay a journalist $100 if they manage to get an answer from Trump on whether there's a danger in his levying further tariffs on Wakanda if they don't begin fairly trading vibranium with the US.

03.04.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3199    πŸ” 698    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 67

I’ve never really left it… just aiming to be far quieter and less always here. But it’s always good to see you too, Ryan!

02.04.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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