Will Armstrong

Thanks for the heads up!

17.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If only.

17.08.2025 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But it took me so long to sound out all the multisyllabic words!

14.08.2025 13:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks to @hodgman.bsky.social and his wonderful book, Vacationland, I correctly answered a pub quiz question last night about state license plate slogans.

14.08.2025 13:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

a group of people are clapping their hands in a crowd . ALT: a group of people are clapping their hands in a crowd .

07.08.2025 18:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We live in the dumbest timeline

26.06.2025 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What possessed me to put on my shoes and socks like this!?!? Am I insane?

07.03.2025 13:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So this tickles the shit out of me. Assuming this is a legit account from Buckingham Palace, they’re only following …. Stephen King.

20.11.2024 00:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I find that each iteration of my social media identity is akin to the first day at a new school. Huge opportunity for reinventing myself but I always end up the same dweeb I always was.

03.07.2023 22:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So… this is nice.

03.07.2023 21:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0