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GQ Correspondent; Contributor to NYT Mag, NatGeo, Vanity Fair, Bon Appetit, This American Life, et. al. Three James Beard awards. Author of Difficult Men: Behind the Scenes of a Creative Revolution. https://linktr.ee/brettsy http://www.brettmartin.org

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It is super sketchy that Clerk of Court Lombard gave folks from his office working polling places lanyards with his name on them and badges with his name and face.

11.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Surprised to see all the election workers at my polling place wearing their badges on Darren Lombard lanyards. (Unwittingly, in many cases, it seems)

11.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never heard this before and love it more than anything.

11.10.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Southlands - Issue No. 2 - Contributor Guidelines.docx Issue No. 2 Pitch Guide Theme: PUBLIC / PRIVATE Updated: October 10, 2025 What is Southlands? Southlands is a new print journal that explores the diverse ways Southerners connect with the natural wo...

With Southlands Issue No. 01 getting set to ship next week -- it's time to start thinking about the next issue! See pitch guidelines here:

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

10.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Correct.

10.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hot muffuletta or cold?

10.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I immediately thought of six questions about sandwiches. :(

10.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Won’t find out this year.

10.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Cubs are the Yankees in Mets drag.

10.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Arguments About Free Speech Don’t Apply to the Riyadh Comedy Festival Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle and others have framed their participation as a matter of open expression. Yet they’re maddeningly vague about how much dissent is possible in Saudi Arabia.

"It’s fair to wonder if the Riyadh Comedy Festival will result in American values being exported or vice versa."
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/a...

09.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s a New Orleans mayoral forum tonight focused on the city’s music economy. Hosted by Louisiana Music Partners, MaCCNO and The Recording Academy. It’s streaming on YouTube at 7 pm: m.youtube.com/live/Llvrdp0...

08.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What?

08.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well if I ain't a snail's turd! It's an email from old uncle Foghorn Leghorn, and he's gone all cattywampus and set down my voter info somewhere and it's gone and walked off! No amount of shaking the overalls upside down and looking in the sock drawer will turn it up!

Oh, wait, here it is: πŸ–•

07.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are worse ways to be remembered.

07.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saul Zabar, Smoked Fish Czar of Upper West Side, Dies at 97

Smoked Fish Czar www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/d...

07.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Email subject line: How Old School Listings Are Making A Comeback

Email subject line: How Old School Listings Are Making A Comeback

Time-Outers assemble!

06.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I lied.

06.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow is the last day for New Orleans musicians to submit their work to NOLA Library's Crescent City Sounds. $250 honorarium.
crescentcitysounds.org/submit

06.10.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How?

06.10.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
03.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Once more, for the Sunday readers.

05.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A piece of endive, wrapping some tofu.

A piece of endive, wrapping some tofu.

🎡 Endiiiiiiiiiiive, will wrap up tofuuuuuuuuu. 🎡

05.10.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they learn how now, maybe they'll do it later with your novel!

04.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't care much about this particular text, but the idea that anybody is engaging this passionately with any whole thing that somebody makesβ€”and taking instruction on how to do it thoughtfully and wellβ€”should please us all.

04.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what used to be called listening to a new album. I love it.

04.10.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On brand.

04.10.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fried calamari and a white pie.

04.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go to Denino’s and count yourself lucky.

04.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Re: this bsky.app/profile/mari...

03.10.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remembering how alien and ominous "homeland" sounded when Bush first started using it, along with the premonition that it would become normalized once codified in a Department.

03.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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