KIMBLY 💕✨(🎂 BIRTHDAY IN 10 DAYS)

I don’t know anything these days on what the kids be doing

lol 😂

My favorite thing to do is go see bands where members in that band have definitely been in my DMs over ten years ago it’s basically like an anniversary tour

Oooooh yum

I fear I missed that whole life

I’m just seeing all the videos of the youths gallon milk jugs full of piss alcohol being dumped

Borgs slacey borgs!

is borging just mogging

Gonna eat popcorn for breakfast

what if we welcomed the ides of march instead?

No me

I deserve more flowers

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Ok I’m off work and I’m opening up photo roulette for the weekend because *birthday month*

It’s always beware the ides of march and never blow my back out brute?

Not very I came. I saw. I conquered of you.

Oh did everyone celebrate st pattys this weekend?

😇

I am once again saying yes to letting people take me out to events & concerts & drinks & going on adventures with everyone

I’m doing laundry plz clap

Things I would like for my birthday:

1. Birthday Meats
2. Cake
3. Cocktails
4. Escape in an airplane
5. New tires
6. Pedicure
7. A shopping spree at Costco for groceries
8. Festival tickets
9. Tattoo
10. Bills paid

tipping me is good actually

I’m sorry I’m just avoiding the things I should be doing

Ok now I need more energy to fold clothes and hang things up

I just crave dessert

Nom nom

I just wanna smack a dessert

A banana crème brulee plz

I like letting my nerds gummy clusters sit out and harden so it’s like eating literal rocks

god damn it you’re right

I love how hot dog me is kicking normal me’s ass