Chris BC

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That was…

I came to make this comment, but you beat me to it. I miss having a president who speaks in full nuanced sentences.

This is brilliant and I’m gonna do it.

I spent way too much time thinking the same thing before I realized that they don’t really want an answer, they just wanna wear me out. I don’t make time for that shit anymore.

The resemblance is amazing.
#FUCKPEEWEEGERMAN

Christ, YA THINK? She's spot-on with this!

Talarico and Texas Dems break quorum to Halt Gerrymandering Vote.

This fucking part right here!
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You’re welcome. It needs to be said more often. It’s behavior I was guilty of in the past, especially about Ann Coulter, but I realized that I was being as deplorable as Ann, as well as being unintentionally insulting to my trans brothers and sisters.

💯 💯 💯!!!
Calling Lindsey Graham “Miss Lindsey” isn’t insulting to him, it’s an insult to women. LG wouldn’t last half a day as a woman in the US because he’s nowhere near strong or tough enough.

This right here.
The democratic leadership desperately needs to read the room.

*sips tea*

I’ll bet my left nut that this POS regularly preached about the LGBTQ+ community “grooming” kids.
EVERY republican accusation is invariably a confession.
Sick fuck.

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Congrats gents!

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Lemme just say that I really needed to hear this right now.
Wise advice, methinks I’ll take it.

Please tell me this is The Onion™️. I understand if you can’t, because *points at everything*.
In a related note, I’m currently reading this book.

Exactly. I don’t go into the ocean because my place on the food chain drops dramatically once I’m waist deep.
#playstupidgameswinstupidprizes

No lies detected.

I’d rather dip myself in liquid shit and then roll in the ashes of burnt hair before I’d wear this garbage.

My current book:

ALL OF THIS AND A BAG OF FUCKING CHIPS!!
Once upon a time, us older-ish members of the community could ask the question “Are you family?”, and if you knew, you knew. The LGBTQ+ community NEEDS to unify, and be a family.
To ourselves and others.
Happy Pride!