Nathaniel Swift @writernatswift

a man in a suit and tie drinking from a glass Alt: a man in a suit and tie drinking from a glass says "oh, come on!"

13.12.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Even LeFou was in rehearsals - not because he sings in the song; he just likes being at rehearsals.

13.12.2025 02:15 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is the first time I've ever posted this because this is the first time I've ever been this mad.

13.12.2025 00:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a cartoon character 's fist against a blue background . Alt: a close up of Arthur's fist against a blue background. His fist is shaking in barely controlled anger.

12.12.2025 22:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

two men sitting next to each other with the words " teamwork makes the dream work " on the bottom Alt: two men sitting next to each other with the words " teamwork makes the dream work " on the bottom

12.12.2025 21:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is smiling in a lab Alt: Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park says "Well, there it is" with a satisfied look on his face.

12.12.2025 21:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean I suppose you could use it for other things but that's definitely the reason I would check it out.

12.12.2025 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the worst timeline.

12.12.2025 21:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess maybe I don't have to find my kindle after all.

12.12.2025 21:24 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That needs at least one umlaut. 🤣

12.12.2025 21:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You have to put the clues together with an Allen wrench, and you get Swedish meatballs if you solve the mystery.

12.12.2025 21:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yorick? Alas. I knew him, Horatio.

12.12.2025 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mine has a waffle iron, fishing poles, and four sets of discs (driver, midrange, and putter) for disc golf.

Oh, and they have books, too. 😁

12.12.2025 21:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You have to put the clues together with an Allen wrench, and you get Swedish meatballs if you solve the mystery.

12.12.2025 21:17 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

About 15 minutes after I posted this, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social announced he's in the new SpongeBob movie.

Not sure what I should do with this new power...

12.12.2025 20:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love that the plural of deer is deer, so I thought it was just one deer in the first post and then plural deer was a twist.

12.12.2025 01:41 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor next to patrick star and a fish . Alt: spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor next to patrick star and a fish .

12.12.2025 18:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Wait is there a holiday coming up

12.12.2025 17:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Better for deer, worse for the deer.

12.12.2025 05:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely.

12.12.2025 01:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup. We don't get them much in Chicago, but we spend some time in Maine every summer, and the deer are fearless.

12.12.2025 01:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Eddie thinks "what the hell just happened?" a whole bunch of times 😳😁

12.12.2025 01:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The next time I write a skydiving scene I'm going to have to work this bit in there.

#TimeTravelAuthors

11.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

First-time caller: I'd like to report a murder.

11.12.2025 21:31 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I love that the plural of deer is deer, so I thought it was just one deer in the first post and then plural deer was a twist.

12.12.2025 01:41 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I bet it was awesome. That song was written for a middle school chorus.

12.12.2025 00:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She was awesome. My favorite was Stevie Wonder and Bruce Springsteen doing call and response on the chorus.

11.12.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There was a time in my life when I could sing the whole song doing everyone's voices.

11.12.2025 22:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

First-time caller: I'd like to report a murder.

11.12.2025 21:31 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh crap I just remembered my son is a 2nd grader

11.12.2025 21:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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