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DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs

@dunsonndraggan.bsky.social

I generate exciting adventures in the deepest depths of the world's favourite flatpack furniture store. Made with @bluebotsdonequick.com and #Tracery by @notinventedhere.bsky.social.

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Latest posts by dunsonndraggan.bsky.social on Bluesky

The KNUFF attacks! You take 2 beech-effect damage.

13.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the Living Room department, you discover a magical trolley (+3 vs LJUSA).

12.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At the check-outs, you discover an ensorcelled screwdriver (cursed) (+6AC vs splinter damage).

12.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the car park, you spot a cursed instruction booklet (+7 vs FJÄLLBERGET).

11.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You throw wooden dowels at the PANNÅ. They thwack it for 6 splinter damage!

11.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The ODELAD attacks! You take 6 MDF damage.

10.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a LEGITIM here.
>EXAMINE LEGITIM
It is motionless. It is made of MDF. It has 69 HP remaining.

10.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You swing at the DALSKÄR with your screwdriver. It takes 4 hex damage.

09.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CAMPAIGN
Title: Tales of the Sofa Empress
Suggested level: 8
Suggested classes: Focussed Shopper, Focussed Shopper

09.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

In the Restaurant, you spot a magical unassembled NYBAKAD (+2 beech-effect damage).

08.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

>Cast Sense OUMBÄRLIG.
You sense the presence of OUMBÄRLIG in an adjacent department.

08.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are in the car park.
There is a FOTO here. It's rummaging in the undergrowth.

07.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BILLY (1d4 shelves full of books)
AC:1
HP:40
Attack:1d6 per book
Special: LIBRARY - Cannot attack once shelves empty of books.

07.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the Living Room department, you spot an enchanted Family card (+8 vs GRÖNSAKSBULLAR).

06.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a KARDEMUMMA here.
>EXAMINE KARDEMUMMA
It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It is made of beech. It has 91 HP remaining.

06.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a LIVSGNISTA here.
>EXAMINE LIVSGNISTA
It looks injured. It is unaware of your presence. It has 14 HP remaining.

05.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You swing at the ÅBYÅN with your measuring tape. The ÅBYÅN takes 6 damage and is stunned!

05.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is an ELASTICA here.
>EXAMINE ELASTICA
It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It has 42 HP remaining.

04.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In a poorly-lit store-room, you identify a magical crispbread (+2AC vs veneer damage).

04.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

>INVENTORY
You are carrying:
small pencil (unidentified)
screwdriver (allows you to cast Ray of Splinters once/hour) (7)

03.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a FEJÖ here.
>EXAMINE FEJÖ
It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It has 54 HP remaining.

03.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the car park, you find an ensorcelled packet of bolts (+8 to Flatpackomancy skill).

02.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a BLAD here.
>EXAMINE BLAD
It's rummaging in the undergrowth. It is unaware of your presence. It has 99 HP remaining.

02.11.2025 07:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a NÄCKTEN here.
>EXAMINE NÄCKTEN
It looks inquisitive. It is made of oak. It has 88 HP remaining.

01.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CAMPAIGN
Title: Warehouse of the Office Furniture Goddess
Suggested level: 9
Suggested classes: Parent, Parent

01.11.2025 06:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a KLAMPEN here.
>EXAMINE KLAMPEN
It sees you and charges - roll for initiative! It is feeding on a hotdog. It has 72 HP remaining.

31.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You throw tealight candles at the OFFENTLIG. They gouge it for 6 hex damage!

31.10.2025 06:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem.
The spell fails! A huge pile of hex wrenches appears and falls to the floor

30.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the Food Market, you spot an ensorcelled unassembled GURLI (immune to MDF damage).

30.10.2025 06:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the Food Market, you find a cursed beech boot (+1 to Interior Design skill).

29.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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