Not Invented Here

"Ugh!"
"Cyclops! Are you ok?! There's an arrow in your arm!"
"I'm fine - it's just a psyche arrow, it doesn't actually hurt. But I can't stop thinking about that time I accidentally called Professor X 'dad' in class".
"Oof. Awkward."

Do these arrows also cause painful physical wounds? Or just like... bad memories

Meme of “the virgin ‘AGI existential risk’ vs. the Chad Global Warming”

As always

"It works on my machine"

I used to be really into Jimmy Eat World

Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

a “Space Force”, if you will

Why do you need a DM? I thought you didn't like D&D-

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I think pier is my favourite - meaningful to you and would work well in the banner aspect ratio

we've all been there, seen a film and decided immediately, yeah, this is how I'm gonna dress from now on

Spirit Island or dock (2nd pic with centered pier)

the face of a drummer who's really going for it

drummer is going HARD

I love those but I've only just looked close enough to realise the "no gravity" warning is an upside-down person. weeeeee🙃

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.

tfw you detect a massive object emerging from hyperspace 😔

Doesn't beat "Fix message spam— Baby canceled clean self: too insane"

honestly would buy this on a tshirt

Two different Pokemon YT channels lol

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

Tails never fails

All capers are jocularities but not all jocularities are capers

Bluesky moderation settings for "Engagement Farming" and "Spam"

@eizebasa.baby apologies if I haven't been reposting you much lately, I think my moderation settings were blocking your posts? Anyway that's sorted now.

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

Egon and Ray from Ghostbusters, yelling "The mayor-elect has opened a portal!"

"The mayor-elect has opened a portal" sounds like a line from a Ghostbusters movie