They seem dire, though
I may be wrong, but it feels to me like reporters are giving Trump a lot more "Yeah, no, that's bullshit" responses now than they did just a few months ago.
This is a truly awful take.
It’s a winning strategy
Superb question
Well, for starters, millions of us voted for Trump, so there’s that
Yeah, Orwell said that. I think it's the opening line of his famed "Homage to Catatonia." In his first novel, "The Road To Cory's Leer," he also wrote, "Some things seem to look good from one end of the bar, but if you get close and there's just lip filler and hair extensions? Run the fuck away..."
“… GPA is not a strong factor.”
It remains unclear if Sen. Cramer has recently stayed at a Holiday Inn
Asinine decision
Damn
They’re going to kill everyone?!?!
War. What is it good for if it isn’t war?
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Incorrect
When the gummy hits
Oh my
This is the most 2026 thing imaginable
This is the kind of guy you really trust with usurping Congress’ power to declare war
Why not a Heil Trump every morning?
Look at this👇
It’s like Mamdani is working for the people. . .we almost forget about this idea in today’s dystopian horror show!
Carpool nightmare fuel
Fuck the fuck off
LMFAO
I liked it better when Jonathon Groff sang it
Clarence Thomas is a strange historical figure
Stephen Miller sits in a very safe room where he fires off tweets about Western civilization all day.
If he were ever in a dangerous situation, he’d piss himself.
8 wars! Drink!
I think the theme of the SOTU is re-traumatize audience members with graphic descriptions of their loved ones’ deaths followed by awkward applause
Listing horrific events seems to be the theme of the night
