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With the way he's using that hammer, I'd be wearing PPE behind the camera too

15.11.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wolf O'Donnell from Star Fox 64, "Can't let you do that, Guy Fawkes!"

Wolf O'Donnell from Star Fox 64, "Can't let you do that, Guy Fawkes!"

The Sheriff of Worcester when he walked into the room where Guy Fawkes had stashed thirty six barrels of gunpowder in a plot to blow up the House of Lords:

05.11.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The entire conversation around the minimum wage is framed as a question of entitlements or โ€œhandoutsโ€ when the issue is really this: of the value produced by a worker per hour, how much should employers be prevented from stealing?

28.10.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 420    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The Ford government isn't exactly sending its best.

24.10.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Billionaires who invested in AI

15.10.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
black and white art with the text: โ€œopening commissionsโ€ above a simple cartoon cat face with small fangs and an open mouth. below it, the text reads โ€œOctober 10th, 12pm GMT-3.โ€

black and white art with the text: โ€œopening commissionsโ€ above a simple cartoon cat face with small fangs and an open mouth. below it, the text reads โ€œOctober 10th, 12pm GMT-3.โ€

mark your calendars! poorly drawn cats commissions will open on october 10th, 12pm (GMT-3)

everything you need is at poorlycatdraw.com and if anythingโ€™s unclear, iโ€™ll be happy to help ๐Ÿ’•

04.10.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 359    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Before I read bsky.app/profile/ela-... 's review, I was like it can't be *that* bad but then, yeah, I guess it can be. Stunning choice from Supergiant to make that the ending.

02.10.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buddy, the US Navy has already sunk multiple Venezuelan civilian vessels, killing like 17 civilians. The brass has already caved.

30.09.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know, I'm well aware those in the media see themselves more aligned to Kirk than they are to the rest of us, but what a stunning strategic error to think a majority of people would be cool with all this forced martyrdom of him.

26.09.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail: what makes Pike Place great with Kenji Lรณpez-Alt

Video thumbnail: what makes Pike Place great with Kenji Lรณpez-Alt

Coming tomorrow to your preferred video sharing platform

23.09.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 231    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

23.09.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1054    ๐Ÿ” 138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 102    ๐Ÿ“Œ 272
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How Are You Supposed To Get The COVID Vaccine Now? An Explainer | Defector As the muggy malaise of summer winds down, you might find yourself interested in taking advantage of one of several safe and proven vaccines to help protect you from the inevitable brumal surge of res...

We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

04.09.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7152    ๐Ÿ” 3957    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 184    ๐Ÿ“Œ 266

I really appreciate their choice of music too, really sells me on the whole "go grocery shopping" thing.

28.08.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Commission of a AC F15

Theres some true sickos out there

17.08.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels like a common theme for conservative politicians--when they feel like they're on their way out--to torch everything around them out of spite.

13.08.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yessss finally. Before today I had never been able to compare the number of 'r's in different words. I'm glad LLMs can finally replace my brain :)

12.08.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Echoing others, Robert Caro's The Power Broker is decent, if a bit of a tome.

05.08.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I figured he'd pull out a chainsaw. Yours is a much better punchline.

04.08.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went back to university recently and it drives me up the wall how often ostensibly leftist professors assign NYT articles. If it was for criticising their coverage of the Iraq war or something, fine--but it's not, it's always like film reviews and shit.

16.07.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: "let's just grab something at Arby's"

My friend, who suspects I secretly keep bees: "our what?"

25.06.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, how was I supposed to know they already had a "Shadow the Hedgehog?"

25.06.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trying if I'm still lactose intolerant

25.06.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Day 58 of photoshopping @lastweektonight.com's John Oliver with fossils in the hopes that he saves the Paleontological Research Institution

Our Tiktaalik roseae plush is ready to run...er flop away with a special comedian (H. sapiens), don't let the sun set on their home
#savePRI #JohnOliver โš’๏ธ๐Ÿงช

25.06.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 205    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Combined my standup and comics

24.06.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 187    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

this has to end. these people have to go. let the people who have to try to live in the future you ghouls created try to navigate it. youve done enormous, unfathomable damage already. retire

22.06.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1693    ๐Ÿ” 290    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

What are you talking about? ICE agents love this shit. They want nothing more than to brutalize minorities and beat the shit out of liberals.

21.06.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone pointed out that if you take foods that have two words and swap the first letter it sounds like a star wars character and I feel like I'm going insane.

Tish Faco.
Cheef Butney.
Bork Pelly.
Peese Chuffs.
Deam Cronut.

Help

29.10.2024 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 326    ๐Ÿ” 95    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

I mean, one of the reposts was an Angora ferret, so I'm on board

20.06.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t forget to stop by the new Greenville Zoo Bakery, where our sourdough is 100% bread in captivity.

13.06.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 210    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His "Cooking as Columbo" stream was real good!

09.06.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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