Christine DaaΓ© must play the lead role in your new opera! And you must keep empty my usual seat in Box Five! Wait, no, not Thursday. Thursday I'm doing the Palace. Is Friday okay?
07.05.2025 12:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Theseus: His speech, was like a tangled chain; nothing
impaired, but all disordered. Who is next?
Quince: THESEUS, PLEASE GO ON MUTE!
06.05.2025 18:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A completely anonymous message board the Internet's worst people went to post all of the things that the internet's worst people would post with complete anonymity.
16.04.2025 20:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
WHO! DAT! GOAT!
10.04.2025 13:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yeah! It's way cooler photographing women like they're sad collapsing corpses under NO flash, and using a process that was outdated by the turn of the last century! :)
02.03.2025 17:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Microsoft unveils Majorana 1, the worldβs first quantum processor powered by topological qubits - Microsoft Azure Quantum Blog
Majorana 1 from Microsoft is the worldβs first Quantum Processing Unit (QPU) built with a topoconductor. Discover more.
We believe topological qubits provide the only path to quantum computers large enough to solve real problems. The Majorana 1 is the world's first topological quantum processing unit (QPU), and a major step toward a system of 1 million qubits:
20.02.2025 07:40 β π 50 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0
2024 Environmental Sustainability Report | Microsoft CSR
Read the annual sustainability report from Microsoft. Explore our progress to become a carbon negative, water positive and zero waste company.
Real data (from Azure, at least) is available here: www.microsoft.com/en-us/corpor...
AI workloads are specifically called out in the reports.
(Disclaimer for people other than Chris, who already knows: I work for Microsoft, but do not speak for them in any capacity.)
19.02.2025 15:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Literally my only personnel management experience is being a Senior Guide on Povar server.
19.02.2025 15:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Standing in front of the Microsoft AI Tour sign outside the Javits Center North in New York City
Itβs AI Christmas Eve in NYC! The Microsoft AI Tour is coming to NYC tomorrow and Iβll be there, helping proctor the WRK550 βBuild a copilot code-first with Azure AI Foundry.β Hope to see you there! #MicrosoftAITour
29.01.2025 21:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#Magician & #comedy entertainer best known for being a "friend of" Lucy Darling. Catch me live on tour, scheduled on the website.
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